#eris speaks

[luxidae]

okay now everyone say "thank you eris for showing off your tits in the sun i love you erissss"

[samurai-wife]

Hi there! I wanted to make a quick announcement about something that’s been weighing on me lately. I’ve had a lot of doubles interacting with me recently, by that, I mean other people who selfship or pair their OCs with Goemon. I just want to be upfront about my boundaries.

Doubles make me really uncomfortable and I have stated it multiple times in my intro post and everything. When I see people shipping their OCs with Goemon, it honestly makes me feel horrible, like my own ship with him doesn’t matter or isn’t seen. I take my selfship with Goemon very seriously. He means a lot to me, and I genuinely believe I’m his canon partner in my own space. I know not everyone will see it that way, and that’s okay! But if you don’t and go against my dni, I kindly ask that you don’t interact with me.

I just want to protect my space and keep it a safe, happy place where I can focus on my love for Goemon without feeling like I’m in competition or being reminded of other ships. If you crush on him casually, that’s totally fine! But if you also ship him with your OC and talk about it openly or interact with my content while doing so, please respect my boundary and stay out of my space. Goemon means a lot to me. I don’t have a lot but I have him. So try not to hurt my feelings. Pretty please with an cherry on top. I’m sensitive. :’D

Thanks for understanding. 💙

Anyways Goemon reading my dni because people should really read others dni especially if they are a selfshipper🩷

[bby-hotline]

Hey, if you’re a reality bender, does that mean that you can also drink poison?

@im-poisonous

"if I wanted to! :)

I don't know why I would want to, though...."

[the-dwarf-planet-eris]

I exist now, hello

[blowflyfag]

hey sorry to vampire post on main but.

look we all love the cannibalism as a metaphor for love stuff but in Vampire the Masquerade there is something known as Diablre. When you drink another vampire's blood and kill them by draining them dry.

usually diablre leaves the person who has drank the other though haunted by their spirit. forever. i wanna see diablre used as love, extreme love. wanting to keep someone with you forever that you damn their soul to be stuck to you for as long as you live and maybe even daming their soul with you.

[novaebyte]

don't know what the fuck is going on with tiktok dabloons but we need to adopt it for tumblr rn. take some. here

[kedreeva]

Tonight it was not as bitterly cold as usual, so I hung out with the barn pen kids for a little bit. Eris has taken to a new behavior of insisting she gets the first pick of the scratch grain scoop, so she can pick out peanuts. And it has to be FROM the scoop, if I just put some peanuts on her shelf she will scold me.

I have a bandaid on the tip of one finger today, because I gave myself a little cut on the glass aquarium lid. She zeroed in on it the second she noticed, and wanted to bite it. I don't know what it is about bandaids but all of the peafowl are convinced bandaid = treat. She looked at it very closely trying to determine what it was, and I said "icky" which is the "this is not a food or a toy and will not taste good" word. But bandaid = treat, and she pecked at it so I said, loudly, "OW!" and she stopped, and her eyes pinned as she thought about it, and then she came back and looked at it, and she bit it again and I said "OW! Mom ow!" loudly, and tucked my finger into my palm (she didn't actually hurt me at all, I just want to work with "ow" as a thing).

And she stood there, thinking (I love that i can see her thinking, her pupils pinning and everything) and then she turned away and pressed "want, want."

So I showed it to her again and I said "no treat" and she went to bite it again and I hid it and repeated "no treat" and she looooooked at me, and then she turned away again and pressed "yes want" and then she paused and looked over the buttons before finally picking "nugget."

I didn't give her another chance to peck my finger, so after a little bit she asked for roaches instead "want roach" and I told her "roach wait" and FOR ONCE she didn't scold me about waiting, she just pressed "yes"

This was the first time I've actually seen her actively looking for a button she didn't have, like looking for a button to use to tell me something rather than scolding me or trying to speak bird at me. It's fascinating to watch her little brain work.

[sylvaetria]

Aphrodite Glamour Water 💋

This glamour spell is one of the few that I use, and I can say that it’s worked for me quite well. Be careful, though. You may attract unwanted attention.

SUPPLIES NEEDED:

a jar

water

rose petals (optional)

vanilla essential oil (optional)

red or pink candle (optional)

STEPS:

💋 Pour the water inside the jar you wish to use.

💋 Put in your ingredients that you chose to use. As you put them in, visualize how you want people to look at you. If you want to be confident, visualize yourself being confident. If you want romantic or sexual attention, visualize yourself getting that. Whatever you want, just visualize yourself attracting it.

At this point, if you wish to use a candle, now is the time to pour your intentions into it & light it. If not, that’s fine. You can also call upon deities who correspond to love at this moment.

💋Stir the liquid clockwise so that it’s moving towards you. As you do so, continue to visualize your desired outcome.

💋 After that, it’s all done. You can leave it out by the window and allow the moon the charge it up. If you chose to light a candle, let it burn down.

WAYS TO USE IT:

♡ Dab some on your face before you leave the house in the morning. ♡ Put some on your face before you put any makeup or skin products on. ♡ You can use it in love spells by replacing the water with an oil of your choosing and anointing a pink or red candle with it, preforming the spell the same way. ♡ If you wear makeup, pour a little bit in a little cap of some sort and dab your makeup brushes in it to dampen the brush before you apply any eyeshadow or powder of any kind. ♡ If you want a specific person’s attention, you can dab some on a picture of them or drop a little bit where you know they will walk. ♡ Use it as an offering for deities corresponding to love, depending on your intention.