Jun 9
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Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:
Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:
✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)
✅️ Part-time side hustle
✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)
✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead
✅️ Liyue flourishing
✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband
I basically just invented inventing
Adding glue to birds to make them sticky
Have you reinvented insulin and epipens for those with diabetes and allergies?
Yep we have, those are non-negotiable. We’ve recreated insulin properly (not some sketchy workaround), and made sure people who need it actually have access to it.
Same with epinephrine; We don’t have sleek little auto-injectors rolling off an assembly line yet, but the drug itself is easy enough to produce, and we’ve got ways to administer it safely.
Bottom line: we’re not about to lose people to problems humanity already solved once. That’d be a stupid regression.
“Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey is one of the best Christmas films I’ve ever seen. It’s sad that everyone sleeps on it.”
“It’s not just another retelling of the Grinch’s story or A Christmas Carol or Rudolph. It’s nothing to do with elves or Santa Claus.”
“But it is ✨magical✨ and even though the science isn’t 100% accurate, the movie makes you postulate a world where it COULD be.”
“A world where anything is possible.”
“AND I’m just a sucker when it comes to a Steampunk aesthetic. I’ll admit that.”
“Anyway, it’s still on Netflix if you want to give it a watch!”
“Title card number 7 for Journey To Excelsior. This one goes with the fic Two and A Half Scientists.”
“It features a bunch of blueprints that were part of that story. Check out the very first concept for my flying skateboard! It was pretty dumb. Haha. I wanted to just tie rocket boosters to my original skateboard.”
“For the final, I ended up building a high tech skateboard with gliding wings and rocket boosters that are built into the skateboard instead of tied on.”
“Also featured is the concept for turning my glasses into sunglasses and back with the press of a button. I’m too impatient for transition lenses. Plus, those only change in sunlight. What if I wanna wear my sunglasses inside and look COOL!?”
