Tell me why I should follow you, and if I do, will we be mutuals or not
OK so first of all following me will bring you top tier content, my blog mostly consists of:
✨ ERRATIC RIDDLER PROPAGANDA ✨
Secondly, following helps spread the erratic riddler propoganda.
Thirdly, I am insanely funny and humble and awesome. Sooo following me will bring you joy and whimsy every day.
And on your second question: If you follow me, I follow you. Then we be moots.
I've said this before, and I'll say it again, you're my mutual until you do something mean, then I have to eat you or feed you to the pit of joy and whimsy (I named it. Spoiler alert: it's not filled with joy nor whimsy)