Batfam as conversations I've had with my friends part 5
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Tim (to Damian): Oh, so when I sign a petition for your death I'm mean, but when YOU do it, it's fine??
Damian: Yep
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Damian: There's salt in my eye
Dick: You look cute when there's salt in your eye
Damian: I AM NOT CUTE
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Steph: Have you personally developed AT ALL Tim?
Tim: I personally developed... I personally developed you all in a lab
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Dick: hey Jason! Jason! Why was the frog late to work?
Jason (long suffering sigh): why?
Dick: Because his car got... toad
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(Later that day)
Jason: I genuinely think we should just put Dick in a box...
Jason: forever
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Tim (to Damian): Seeing you happy is like nails on a chalkboard
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Steph: Do you even have headphones in??
Duke: I have a gun
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Duke: The other day she was talking about naming a possible future child Argentina
Cass: like the country
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Bruce: I forgot to dream last night
Alfred: You didn't go to sleep? I told you to!
Bruce: No, I slept, I just forgot to dream
Damian: I'm removing myself from this situation
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Steph (chanting): purple... purple... purple
Duke (walking backwards out of the room): yeah, no
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as usual, try to guess which ones I said and you'll get this cookie: 🍪
