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My favorite ships as pjo cabins part 2

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How i feel about Cookie run ships 

(1. all of these statements are my opinions so if you disagree with any of these that's fine just don't be an asshole about,

2.  I'll probably go into more depth with some ships than others. 

3.thing if a ship you know of isn't on this list it's probably because I either didn't know it existed or I just didn't really care that much about it to plus this list is already long as it is so yeah.)

 1 Wizardbrave🤎💙

 I see them as a dumbass x smart-ass duo which I've found cute 

 2 Strawbrave🩷🤎

This is cute  I've always liked the introvert x extrovert dynamic 

3 Berrywizard🩷💙

Not really my cup of tea tbh.

4 Strawberry x strawberry crepe 🩷❤️

I think this looks cute like I've  seen a fanart of them together and always thought they look adorable but that's all I could really say.

5  Custardcrepe ❤️💛

I can't really see them working out

6 Herblossom💚🩷

If I were to compare Herblossom it would be to a glazed donut, like yeah it's nice but they're just so many better options.

7 Sparklingherb💛💚

I'm gonna be so honest here I never liked Sparklingherb its just so mid like the only reason why i think people like it what is because they're both slightly tanned white twinks

8 Vampireherb❤️💚

I never liked this tbh

9) Sparklingvampire💛❤️

I've always found this to be cute 

10) Sparkcake 💛💛

This is also just really cute like the high class girl dating the lower class boy that he rarely gets to meet except at those fancy rich parties that's really cute.

11) Mintcocoa❤️💚

If Mintcocoa has no lovers then I am dead

12) Rasprose❤️🩷

Rasprose is peak top 5 favorite ovenbreak ships 

13) Advenberry🧡💜

To this day I still love Advenberry. I don't care how forgotten it is. I still love it.

14) Princess x knight🩷🩵

princess x knight is so doomed yet I still root for it i will never stop loving it. They complete each other, princess cookie is the sun to knight cookie moon, they both look out for each other and that's what makes them so endearing. Like for f sakes they're names are literally princess and knight they complete eachother

15) Rasprincess🩷🩷

Ok so remember how I talked about how princess and knight cookies and how they complete each other well I don't feel the same way about Rasprincess.  I don't think Raspberry cookies could handle princess cookie. 

16) Amberglass🧡🩵

So fucking CUTE !!!

17) Stollencream🩵❤️

Ugh I love these 2 so much it's a shame that they're underrated 

18 Orangelime 🧡💚

They could never make me hate you Orangelime 

19) Milkyam🩵💜

I think milkyam is a fine ship. The main issue that I have with it is the fact that we don't see that much interaction between the two.

20) ChiliRye ❤️💛

Much like with milkyam I think this is a fine ship. We just don't really see a lot of interactions between the two that much for me to get invested in.

21 Espreseline 🤎💙

Espreseline is life 

Espreseline is food 

Espreseline is water 

Espreseline is everything 

22) Almondlatte🤎🤎

I've always found it cute

23) Almondfort🤎💛

I never found this entertaining, like I'm sorry but I just don't see it.

24) Almond x cappuccino 🤎🤎

This is cute

25) Raspfait 🩷❤️

I have a bit of beef with Raspfait because back in the day before I downloaded crk I would always see tiktok vids of it and from these videos I would see Raspberry x parfait vids and thought “oh these two are dating cool that's really cute” so you can imagine my disappointment when not only were these two not dating but they didn't even interact with one another ! Nowadays I don't really care for this ship anymore but in 2021 I was really upset and was so convinced they were gonna have a story together some day.

26) Pureraisian💛🖤

In all honesty I don't really see this happening like I headcannon that black raisin did have a crush on pure vanilla aka healer cookie but after becoming king she pushed those feelings aside.

27)Cod x Cod 

Imma be so real here I don't like any ships that involve the cookies of darkness together because let's be real here they all would probably poison each other in their sleep and the only reason why they haven't is because they're all working under the same boss. Like the only Cod relationship that I could see happening is any of them x butteroll cookies,  I'm pretty sure nearly everyone( aside from matcha of course) likes that man; well aside from the dead coworkers he's killed.

28) Hollytaya🩷❤️

I've always viewed pitayaBerry as an on and off relationship like they get together then a couple months later they break up then a couple of months later they're back together again.  Either way I very much adore it.

29)Licofait🩷🖤

This is still by far my favorite cookie run crackship of all time I just love it so much

30) Blossomwolf🩷🩶

Ugh, werecherry is so adorable to bad it's underrated

31)Affocacao🤎🖤

If affogato x dark cacao has no haters then I am dead

32) Affocara🤎💜 

If Affocara has no haters then I am dead 

33)Clottcier 💛💛

I don't really find clotted cream x financier that interesting. I think a lot of people ship because of the  bodyguard dynamics much like with princess x knight cookie but I just don't see it.

34) Oystercaviar 🖤🤍

I've always found this to be really cute like the rich girl x the poor boy trope, plus incase you forgot  oyster cookie and her family were once denizes of the lower class and  she still has sympathy for the people living their so maybe her and caviar could work together in ways of helping the people of the lower city live in better conditions l

35) Captainpearl 🖤🖤

No

36) Redpastry❤️💜

I am not the biggest of Redpastry but I do believe that it did not deserve the amount of hate that it got back in the day like it was just a simple enemy to lovers ship and people were being so overdramatic about it.

37)Seamoon 💙🩵

Seamoon is life 

Seamoon is food 

Half of seamoon is quite literally the water

Seamoon is everything 

40 Firewind🧡💚

I do not care for Firewind like it never spark my interest 

41 Purelily 💛💚

They could never make me hate you Purelily 

42 Purecacao 💛💜

 I've always liked how these two were opposite to one another like it just so adorable 

43 Cacaolily💚💜

They're so cute I love them. I truly believe that dark cacao had feelings for white lily in the past.

44 Hollycacao❤️💜

I think this ship is really fun I have a headcannon that Hollyberry and dark cacao both wanted kids but they didn't want to marry some random cookie because they didn't really wanna get attached to someone who they were gonna outlive and so one day they just  looked at each other and said “ hey I want a child, you want a child let's make some kids” and then 9 months later royalberry and dark choco came out of the oven. 

45 Goldenlily 💛💚

I do not like Goldenlily. I just can't, it's so miserable. Every time I see content of it it's just angst like that's all it has to offer its nothing but angst.  And look i know that not every ship has to be sunshine and rainbows but I also believe that not every ship has to be dark clouds and lightning 

46 Hollycheese❤️💛

It's fine i think they reason why anybody even shipped these two is because they both “girlbosses ” and two girl bosses should always slay together 

47 Stormcacao💛💜 

It's fine 

48 Peachcacao🩷💜

Wowie yall really made the same ships twice huh? Like this is just affogato x dark cacao 2.0. Tbh I find darkblossom to be a lot worse because well I don't really like peach blossom that much, man just showed up, gave dark cacao some food and then dipped. I know that he has some history with mystic flour cookie and that in her new legendary costume it is said that he gave her a peach which made her go good but like I just can't bring myself to care.

49 Mysticcacao🖤🤍

I never found darkflour interesting tbh

50 burningcheese❤️💛

If goldenspice has no haters then I am dead.

51 shadowvanilla 💙💛

I don't like puremilk, 

yes I understand that shadow milk cookie is lonely and that the he wants pure vanilla at his side so that he finally have someone who can truly understand

 Yes, I understand that pure vanilla wants to be friends with shadow milk and that he also understands what he's going through due to them being two halves of the same soul. 

I still don't like it.

52 eternalberry❤️🩷

Love it

53 silentlily🖤💚

Yes

54 Burningmilk ❤️💙

I'm not really the biggest fan of shadowspice tbh like the dynamic between the two could be really interesting you know with the whole king x jester duo but like what really turns me away from this ship is the overly sexualization between the 2 like almost every content I've seen of these two have been nothing but smut, and look I like smut just as much as the next person but it gets to a point.

55 Shadowsugar🩷💙

I said before and I'll say it again eternalmilk is a nothing burger of a ship, it's just so boring like even before we even new what eternal sugar gender was I never liked it and tbh I think the only reason why it's still a thing is because they're color schemes just look nice together. 

56 Silentmilk🖤💙 

I love my silly little knight x jester duo

“But they hate each other"

Idgaf

57 Sugarsalt🩷🖤

It's fine I guess, I've seen a lot of people say that they ship silentsugar  because it reminds them of the Greek couple Aphrodite and Ares and if I'm gonna be honest here I don't see it. like yeah silent salt looks like ares but he sure doesn't act like him, honestly even before he was released and we didn't even know what his gender was i always knew that he was going to act Nothing like Ares.

58 burningsugar❤️🩷

I love it, like I genuinely think that it has the potential to be so adorable like burning spice seeing eternal sugar practically destroying herself and others for the sake of her belief and find that endearing and eternal sugar seeing burning spice destruction as cute. in all honesty i find  eternalspice to be much more reminiscent of Aphrodite and Ares a lot more then Sugarsalt

59 mysticspice🤍❤️ 

Honestly I think mystic flour and burning spice would just ignore eachother 

60 Mysticmilk🤍💙 

No

61 Mysticsugar🤍🩷

I find this ship to be really interesting because, to me, sloth and apathy go hand and hand. Like maybe they can work together to make people so lazy to the point that you don't care about anything. 

62 Mysticsalt🤍🖤

“I love her lack of energy go girl give us nothing 🤣”

63 Elderlily🩶💚

I did not care for elder faerie cookie 

64  Poly champions 🩷💜🧡

I really love the friendship between capsaicin, kouign amman and prune juice cookies. I think they all have such strong personalities and how easily they bounce off of each other which is why I think they are better off as just being friends.

65  Glitternade 💜🩷🖤

Adorable 

66 Lord oyster x white pearl🤍🤍

Adorable sad but adorable 

(Call me crazy but I really want lord oyster to date Black pearl yes I know it's insane but It could be a really cute scary queen x nice looking guy trope)

67 Frilledpearl🤍🩵

It's fine

68 Abysseal💜💛

I've really enjoyed Abysseal and I hope that we can get more of them in the near future 

69  GoldenCamellia💛🩷

I don't really care for GoldenCamellia partiallybecausei dont reall care for crk china, I really don't understand crk tiktok's obsession with it like the update was just so lame in my opinion. 

70  Camellia x colbat🩷💙

Lame

71 Brulinzer💛❤️ 

I love it

“But they broke up”

I don't care

72 Smoked cheese x burnt cheese x mozzarella🩵💙❤️ 

I feel the same way about these 3 about the same way I feel about poly champions. I like their dynamics between each other but I also like them better off as friends.

73 Blackbell🖤🤍

It's nice but I don't really feel that attached towards silversapphire partially because I don't really care for silverbell cookies; they're kinda bland in my opinion. 

74 Sugarlova💛❤️

“Pavlova cookie has left the garden and confessed his feelings and is now living happily together with sugarfly cookie  !!!” 

I screamed as they drag me to the white padded room

75 Weddingforest🖤🩷

Yes 

76 Caramelurchin❤️💛

I mean it's alright 

77 Cherrysoda❤️💙

Love it  

78 Lilacream💜💜

This is just sad like I don't think they'll get Together

79 Shadow apple/ blackapple/Sapphire milk  💙❤️💜

All 3 of these ships can burn in hell, if any of these ships have no haters then I am dead

80 Macamallow ❤️🩷

Aww how cute to bad devsis forget about there existence 

81 mont blanc x sugar coat 🤎🤍

Aww how cute to bad they're never gonna become playable characters 

82  Licorice x clover 🖤💚

It's nice

83 Licovamp 🖤❤️

Lets be real here licorice would never like vampire 

84  Cloverherb 💚💚

Kinda plain tbh

85  Kumiwolf 🩵🩶

This reminds me of the ship tokotsuyu from mha where it's like the only reason why anybody even ships it is because they're both Animals. 

86  Affogato x clotted cream 💜💛 

I hate this ship because back in the day people thought clotted cream cookie was gonna be another twist villain like affogato and I always knew that he was never gonna turn out that way  so seeing him be shipped with affogato always felt like slander to me. ( they never make me hate you clotted cream cookie)

87  Wildchip ❤️🩶

I will forever love Wildchip its just so peak especially they're dynamic it's just so 🥰 i love so much 

88  Rasplatte ❤️🤎

This reminds me of hollyberry x golden cheese where people only shipped them because they were to “girlbosses who should slay together”

89  Sugarsapphire💛💜

Dear lord this is just Shadowsugar 2.0 but worse like how did yall manage to even another boring ship 😫. This is just good girl x bad boy it's so lame 

90   Sheraton🤍🩵

“ aww my shaylas😭 my shaylas”

91   Teaeclair💚🩶

They could never make me like you teaclair like I'm sorry I just get over the age gap between the two it's to large and yes I know that eclair is an adult but it's just so weird to me

92 raisinpastry🖤💜

I can't really see black raisin and pastry cookie getting along with one another 

93  Financier x latte💛🤎

This is just Espreseline but Yuri and with the added additions of personality  swap au

94 Purefaerie💛🩶  

This ship  reminds of Garroth x Laurence from Mystreet where there was also a love triangle between the 2 male leads and the female love interests which resulted in some people in the fandom to start shipping the two male leads as a joke, but one key difference between Garrance and eldervanilla is that garroth and Laurence  actually spend time together and have a really sweet and compelling dynamic that makes it so special to me, meanwhile pure vanilla and elder faerie cookie only got to hang out for like one day before elder faerie ended kicking the bucket that very same day.

95  Lemonorange 💛🧡

They could never make me like you Lemonorange 

96  dark choco x anyone 

I don't like any ship that has to do with dark choco cookie like I'm sorry not a single dark choco ship has ever sparked my interest 

97  Windfairy 💚🩵

If yall wanted to see a windy boy date a watery girl then go ship aang x katara from atla, oh you don't like that then that's fine venti x furina from genshin impact is right there just leave sea fairy alone she does not want that man hell she doesn't even want any man

 98  Seafire🩵🧡

Istg people just wants this to be the next fire boy x water girl so badly like if yall wanted to ship a fire boy x water girl so badly then go ship zuko x katara from atla it's right there

99 Moonfire💙🧡

If Moonfire has no haters then I am dead it's nothing but pure heteroslop

“But In the comics”

THAT SHIT ISN'T CANON!!!

100 Windmoon 💚💙 

Out of all of the sea fairy/moonlight/fire spirit/ wind archer ships this is the one that I hate the most because unlike the other ships people have no real reason to ship this other than the fact that they're both the opposite gender. They don't even appear in each other's relationship chart in ovenbreak like?? Nothing but pure heteroslop

101 eldersalt 🩶🖤

I said it before and I'll say it again i do not care for elder faerie 

102 Menthol x seltzer 🩵💙

It's fine I do think it's bit overhated on crk Twitter 

103  Doughael x pure vanilla 🤍💛

Wowie what a cool and interesting character with such an alluring backstory too bad devsis doesn't care!! “insert meet potential man meme”

104 Goldensugar💛🩷

I believe that if devsis were to ever go through with the beast redemption arc then I believe that eternal sugar should be paired up with golden cheese and she could teach her to let go and understand that keeping cookies locked up in her garden is an unhealthy obsession that she needs to let go of after all who else is better then to teach eternal sugar to let go of precious things then golden cheese herself 

105 Burningvanilla❤💛

No

106 Shadowlily 💙💚

Much like with eternalcheese I believe that white lily cookie should be paired up with shadow milk cookie they have a lot of parallel with each other both were intelligent cookies who once questioned their own existence why they're creators have forsaken them and once they found the truth it corrupted them and made them go against the very thing swore care for.

107 Darkspice💜❤

Wowie nothing but pure yaoi slop

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Ok guys it's been a day and I've been patient long enough so where is my Espreseline ao3 oneshot where Madeleine actually dies and so espresso has to reveals the news to his family with the tags angst hurt/no comfort with a word count of over 90k???

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