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the great thing with asoue is if your fav character is anyone who lemony canonically dislikes you can literally say "well that wouldnt have happened" or "lemonys an unreliable narrator hes just trying to make them look bad" about any piece of canon that u dont like. in this essay i will be explaining why eswell is real and canon and true and how lemony snicket hates lesbians

#or something #esme squalor #georgina orwell #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #lemony snicket #vfd #eswell #volunteer fire department #sugarbowl gen

esme and georgina rendezvous at hotel denouement and accidentally leaving a pair of handcuffs behind, found by a concierge. rumors immediately exploding amongst hotel concierges. the pair have been meeting at the hotel for a while - not overly high profile but not that much of a secret, most of the hotel staff knows, though previously the common speculation is that esme is hiring georgina for some job. that these meetings are purely for a transaction purpose. this new discovery changes things and is the highlight of hotel gossip for the whole month. among the concierges there are some esme fans who are immediately jealous and also some esme fans who are firmly convinced that esme is the one doing the handcuffing and also some think esme is the one being handcuffed. georgina orwell doesn’t have fans exactly nor does she have esme’s glamorous reputation, so to most people they just know her as a doctor. beatrice mingles with the concierges to try to get the latest update of esme. personally she’s disbelieving because georgina, evil actions aside, feels so boring and beatrice doubts that the boring doctor can keep someone like esme entertained. she expresses her opinions about this in frank’s office and then he kicks her out because it’s interrupting his work. the pair of handcuffs she’s collected from the concierges is accidentally left behind.

#vera.txt #esme squalor #georgina orwell #eswell #otp: bisexual murder girlfriends

That feeling when one of your favorite artists releases a new album that is So Favorite Ship Coded that you are gripped with the urge to update your WIP the likes of which not seen in years and also your soul hurts

#milk talks #milk has been writing this fic for years #this is about lord huron’s Cosmic Selector Vol 1 #and also this is about Esmé Squalor and Georgina Orwell #if I see a single tag about Taylor swift I will start biting #esmé squalor #georgina orwell #eswell #milk does asoue #asoue #lord huron #cosmic selector vol 1 #milk and laz

eswell shippers r lowkey a different type of dedicated cause its the way these women have never met

#and yet it continues to be the best asoue ship!#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue fandom #lemony snicket #eswell #esme squalor #georgina orwell #bisexual murder girlfriends

ASOUE Dynamic Playlists

You can find the list of character playlists here

Unfortunate Gen

The Firefighters

The Firestarters

Olaf/Esmé

Beatrice/Bertrand

Kit/Olaf

Lemony/Beatrice

Olaf/Georgina

Beatrice/Esmé

Georgina/Esmé

Olaf & Beatrice

Kit/Beatrice

Esmé/Kit

Jacques/Olivia (Show!Verse)

Esmé/Olivia (Show!Verse)

Jacques/Esmé

Beatrice & Jerome

I am constantly editing/changing these, most of them aren't really in a coherent order yet and some of them are currently ridiculously short because I haven't really found the right niche of songs for their dynamic yet, but here you go ^.^ (also I will be making and linking a masterpost for each one explaining why I chose all the songs, but if anyone ever has any song recommendations or wants to know about a specific song that's already on there, feel free to send me an ask!)

#a series of unfortunate playlists #asoue #asoue playlists #a queue of unfortunate events #unfortunate gen #vfd #eslaf #beatrice/bertrand #kitlaf #lemonbea #orlaf #beasme #eswell #kitrice #kitme #olivia x jacques #olivia x esmé #jacquesme

Eswell Moodboard

#esmé squalor #georgina orwell #eswell #asoue #sugar bowl gen #genuinely thought i was so funny for the middle picture #because it's HONEY #'you catch more flies with honey' and all that #but also. the obvious #also one of the songs on my eswell playlist is literally honey by halsey #so i had to #did i edit red nails onto one of them? yes. and i'd do it again #i also edited a woman into the bougie ass bed because none of them were grand enough #i am not great at editing but i did my best

Eswell

THANK YOU FOR THIS

Both of them are far too used to holding all the power and are therefore completely useless at navigating a mostly equal relationship—they deal with this by both lowkey manipulating the other (does it really count as manipulation if they know the other is doing it?) but like, with good intentions. Mostly

The idea of these two supposedly polar-opposites getting along easily and from the outset not only pleases me greatly, but would definately freak out and/or irritate (Beatrice 100% falls into the latter catagory) everyone in VFD. So much. But despite the seemingly contradictory perceptions of them both, they do genuinely enjoy the others' company. Not that they'd ever actually admit it (because who needs open communication, amiright?)

And of course, it wouldn't be me if I didn't talk about the angst of them being apart during the series, having presumably broken up either just before or because of Esmé's marriage to Jerome, but neither expected it to last because their fights never did. And then Esmé reads about Georgina's death, reads that her Georgie is gone and there's nothing she can do. And even if Georgina somehow survives (heartbreakingly only really possibly in netflix canon, but a girl can dream), then Esmé leaves the City before she can learn of it, and Georgina hears that Esmé was in the Hotel Denouement when it burnt down and hasn't been seen since. The forced separation of two woman that would usually crave independance, but for some reason can't stop thinking about the other............ it makes me SAD and I love it

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you three things I like about it!

#the lesbian herself #mon cher #eswell #esmé squalor #georgina orwell #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #the challenge was in only picking three