Milf Lover

#1 Esmé Squalor kinner Currently obsessed with Eswell, M3gan, and Ursula Danforth | 22 | they/she Why does this bio always feel like a resumé Wife of @laszlo-writes :)

[milf-lover42]

I post about a LOT of women, but I feel that it should be known on here that none of them mean as much to me as Georgina Orwell. I love a lot of women but she comes first ALWAYS.

[abbi-666]

i really enjoy how siobhan’s pc went from “i’m actually really big and strong” van chapman, to “i’m just so small” madelaine d’artois

[thestuffedalligator]

I’m going to level with you. I have listened to The Devil Went Down to Georgia for most of my life. We were a country music household, this was a staple of my childhood along with Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, and that one Chipmunks country album.

I have no idea what “Fire on the mountain run boys run/The Devil's in the house of the rising sun/Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough/Granny does your dog bite no child no” means and at this point I’m too scared to ask.

[dementian]

For once I can be of assistance.

Each of the lyrics comes from an old-time hickory song for fiddles, and is a lyric from that corresponding song.

"Fire on the Mountain" --> "Fire on the Mountain, run boys run"

Fire On The Mountain - Fiddle Player POV

"The House of the Rising Sun" --> "The Devil's in the house of the rising sun"

House of the Rising Sun

"Ida Red" --> "Chicken in the bread pan peckin' out dough"

Ida Red - Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys

"Granny Will Your Dog Bite" --> "Granny does your dog bite? 'No child, no'."

FTC #149 Granny Will Your Dog Bite

And for your furthered education, The Mountain Whipporwill.

Mountain Whippoorwill (aka How Hillbilly Jim Won the Great Fiddler's Prize)

[impossiblepackage]

this is the key part of the song, that a lot of people miss. people have this misconception that the contest between Johnny and The Devil is about who is the better fiddle player. but it isn't. its about who is the better fiddler.

in a time before things like radios and record players, every time you heard music was because there was somebody in the room with you playing an instrument. and many, many, many social events involved dancing, which requires music. so, if you're planning any kind of gathering in the american south or appalachia, you need to find a fiddler. and the fiddler's job is to play music that everybody knows and likes and can dance to.

the mistake The Devil makes in his bet with Johnny is that he misinterprets the contest as being about technical ability, so he has this big flashy song. he plays fast and impressively with a band of demons playing unfamiliar instruments in unfamiliar rhythms. he's definitely more skilled at playing than Johnny, and thinks he has it in the bag.

but Johnny wins because the contest is about being the best fiddler. the song uses these lines mentioned above as a shorthand for saying that Johnny is playing these songs. Johnny launches into a set of the most popular songs, played well, and that's what gives him his big win. A good fiddler knows all the hits, and can read the room to know what to play next. The Devil loses because he completely fails to read the room, and doesn't know the right songs.

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[snickerpuffs]

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[tragicburnout]

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[knighteirian]

The Devil Wears Prada 2 dir. David Frankel (2026)

[bioloyg]

RIP in pieces to Aaron Bow but can you imagine how horrifying dying like that was for him?

You try to stake Mitch, who catches it midair after turning around to do so because he wasn’t even facing in your direction. He screams that you’re dead and starts bounding toward you, and then right behind him is some other guy who also screams and starts sprinting at you and the girl that ate a book in front of you! So now you have three vampires sprinting at you, all of which 1. immediately go into a frenzy 2. rush you at the same time, eating two more stakes in the process like it’s NOTHING 3. and then one of them RIPS THE TREE YOU’RE IN OUT OF THE GROUND 4. the other withers your hand and breaks your bones and before you can really brace yourself 5. the freak that ripped someone’s head off on his way to you jumps through your chest? All in under thirty seconds. And the bat freak said she was gonna pass you around like a juice box.

top 10 dimension 20 character deaths. nowhere near Adaine killing her dad in one punch but like. whew

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[laszlo-writes]

Forcing my wife to listen to Jimmy Buffett and watching Dark Shadows (2012) over and over again while I go through one of the top three worst mental health episodes of my life

[afterword]

[biglawbear]

This is really funny on dark mode

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[veryfashionabledesigns]

hello snicket fandom is this anything

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese