cheronica & bonna midgame
during time jump veronica and donna date at barnard
during this time, v thinks about betty; sings all too well; thinks about her again later, sings all too well reprise
after graduation, veronica sings betty to betty and they date
from there, choni gets back together… happy right?
no! donna and cheryl cheat <3
cheryl chooses toni? so donna of course sings august (everyone feels bad for august girl)
however cheryl and donna have an invisible string so they reunite and get married (why everyone comes back after the time jump)
this leaves toni HEARTBROKEN so she hurry up and dates jughead (who has been in a long term relationship with brett this entire time; they are like naley)
like naley, jughead and brett’s love conquers all
toni ends up with alice or someone else
MEANWHILE archie and hiram have an ongoing foe yay in process
this becomes too much for the potato and he decides to settle down with his friends to lovers, maddog
does this stop archie and hiram from duetting exile? absolutely not
