#eugenefiztherbert

[shyeextrovert]

Eugene: Hey sunshine?

Rapunzel: Yes?

Eugene: Can a person breathe in a washing machine?

Rapunzel: ....

Eugene: ....

Rapunzel: Where's Varian?

[shyeextrovert]

Varian: Look, these pens are so cute!

Hugo: Varian, that's gay-

Varian: ...

Varian: Hugo, we've been dating for-

[shyeextrovert]

Frederick: Find someone and have kids they said. It'll be fun they said.

Eugene*from the kitchen* PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Rapunzel: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! USE THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Varian: It's caLLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!! FIRE. EXTINGUISHER.

Frederick: Don't listen to them. Don't.