#tellmeimwrong

[aggressivelymovinginsilence]

why did it give hawt parents at parent-teacher meetings vibe

[lady-severus-snape]

Headcannon #14

The giant sentient squid in Hogwarts Black Lake is really cthulu taking a sabbatical.

🌠He loves shrimp.

🌠saved one of the crevey brothers

🌠played with the weaselys twins.

🌠he's cute

🌠absolutely hates quidditch bludgers

🌠protected by the merfolk.

[eric-sadahire]

I'm kinda glad dinosaurs don't exist, because I'm pretty sure I'd try to ride one after a few drinks.

[west-of-words]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who sees this

StillOkay, hear me out:  I am both a Marvel nerd and a theatre kid.  I’m certain that I am not the only one who can make that claim, so I submit this to you, my peers, for your review:

If Wanda Maximoff were a musical, she would be Alice by Heart.

I mean Wandavision and ABH have almost the SAME plot!!

Wanda Maximoff creates a false reality, based on the various sitcoms that comforted her in her childhood, in order to cope with the death of Vision and keep him with her.  

Alice Spencer essentially also builds a false reality (but in that weird musical metaphorical way) based on Alice in Wonderland, which comforted her in her childhood, in order to cope with the impending death (via tuberculosis) of her best friend/the man she is in love with, Alfred.

And both the show and the musical have powerful motifs about grief and how to deal with it. 

And, if you know the musical, here are some parallels to consider:

Still

- This song doesn’t correspond to an exact scene, but it’s essentially how Wanda wants to keep Vision there with her, so she creates this sitcom world where everything is perfect for them to have this picturesque life.

 “Still / Can’t stories go as stories will? / Here, here they do / each afternoon / stays rosy late / just me and you / our golden room / let the mad queen wait.”

Sick to Death of Alice-ness

- This song also doesn’t really correspond to a particular show scene but the concept of Wanda doing all of this because of her grief? I don’t know how to explain this but the lines: 

[March Hare/Alfred] You oughta be ashamed!

[Alice] It’s all about your pain!

[March Hare/Alfred] Sorry, but whose pain?

[Alice] You’ll leave me all the same!

- like,,, how Wanda tries to explain away her actions by saying that she’s making Westview better, but it’s really all about trying to soothe her own grief. 

Some Things Fall Away

- This song is pretty much a general commentary on loss and grief, sung by the Cheshire puss.  But tell me some of these lines don’t remind you of Wanda???

“The heavens are forever / We only stay a night / we fill our rooms with children / and then put out the light / and though there is no reason / some things fall away” 

- hello??? we fill our rooms with children?? and then put out the light??? You can’t tell me that doesn’t correspond to Wanda’s creation of her children? aNd tHEn thE sCenE wHeRe shE saYs gOodbYe tO tHeM aNd tUrNs oFf tHe LiGhT????

“And though there is no reason / no one comes to stay”

- Literally Wanda loses everyone who is important to her.  Her parents. Her brother. Her love. Her children.  poor baby

Do You Think We Think You’re Alice? 

- corresponds to the scene where the people of Westview essentially challenge Wanda about how they all have lives that she’s taken over and prevented them from living.

 “Do you think we think you’re Alice? / You’re the one and only Alice? / And we’re nothing when you’re not here? / Only something once you’ve got here?”

I could keep going but I think you get the point.  Anyway, if you love Wandavision / Musicals / Alice in Wonderland, you would love Alice by Heart. I am absolutely distraught because the bootleg I had got taken down from YouTube, but that’s a story for another time.  

[scentedrunawayglitter]

I'M SAYING IT,

The apocalypse happened because the Commission knew about Covid-19 and they wouldn't let it happen so they responded " gotta throw away the whole planet away" AND " burn it"

[shyeextrovert]

Frederick: Find someone and have kids they said. It'll be fun they said.

Eugene*from the kitchen* PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Rapunzel: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! USE THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Varian: It's caLLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!! FIRE. EXTINGUISHER.

Frederick: Don't listen to them. Don't.

[gothic-delight]

Let’s dismantle the “angry black woman” stereotype since it’s racist and instead promote the “angry white woman” sentiment which is intifinately more accurate and is probably what created the first racist stereotype in the first place.

[cryptocry]

TRIGGER WARNING I MENTION SUICIDE AND BULLYING AND PREDITORY BEHAVIOR! ALSO THIS IS MY JUST OPINION!

I have recently decided that James Potter and Sirus Black are my least favorite Harry Potter characters why? you may ask. Well, Sirus Black lead Severus Snape to a werewolf Remus. So Remus would INVOLUNTARILY kill Snape. AND NEVER APOLOGIZED TO REMUS OR SNAPE! And he was a huge bully to everyone and for what reason? Now that is not all Sirus done but I'm now going to move on to James as I hate him with a burning passion. James NEVER did anything good in his life. simple as that at least he never did any good on purpose. Why I think this you ask. well for starters No means NO even if Lilly did end up liking him, in the end, he had predatory behavior. He chased Lilly for 6-6 1/2 YEARS with her constantly telling him no. He bullied Snape over a school grade crush... A CRUSH!(keep in mind snape wasn't the only person potter and black bullied) now I don't know if you've ever been bullied but let me tell you 21% of youth report being bullied 18% report self-harming and 14.46% (1% = 100,000) of youth between the ages 15 and 24 commit suicide all because of bullying. Now I'm not saying Snape was any of these things but bully-victims are 2-9 times more likely to kill themselves. Now moving on from James' bullying problem. he didn't necessarily die for Lilly and harry on purpose.... Voldemort shows up out of nowhere also there is no way harry was planned harry was an accident baby. Cause who has a baby at 20 in the middle of a war huh? like how stupid do you have to be to plan that? Thank you for coming to my ted talk!