#evan monroe

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Before knowing who Malleus was

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YUU/MC:

So you mean you were born from an egg?

MALLEUS:

Yes.

YUU/MC:

So you aren't a mammal?

MALLEUS:

Please rephrase that question.

YUU/MC:

are you a platypus-

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Inspired by 'VirtualTrickster - Twisted Wonderland incorrect quotes 34' on youtube.

this was funnier in my head now it doesnt make much sense, welp-

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The Great Grim my Beloved

GRIM:

I was arrested for being to cool

YUU/MC:

The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence

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Twst Mickey Headcanon

Slight Spoilers Warning?

So for my Yuusona/MC, Evan Monroe, I headcanon that ever since he first saw Mickey’s silhouette in the mirror he has been seeing Hidden Mickeys everywhere in Twisted Wonderland, to the point he has the most prominent ones written down in a notebook somewhere in Ramshackle Grim and the Ghosts were confused and then when he officially met Twst Mickey he discussed all the Hidden Mickeys idk what would happen after that tbh and Mickey brushed it off ig or found something similar in his world? idk

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i know its for plot but Chapter 3 reminded me how dimwitted our first year group is. Like they are dumb smarts but cmon now even I would have gone in with a better thought out plan.

Dumb Oc stuff under the cut and spoilers

Evan (My TWST MC/Yuusona) being the logical child he is wouldn't really have anything against Azul, Evan chose to put Ramshackle at risk and Monstro Lounge very similar to stuff back in his world, and its like a summer job that you signed up for because you didn't want to study. He is just making money off of something cleverly. but at the same time he wants Grim back so-

He is logical but stubborn

I'm pretty sure Evan would play along for shits and giggles, in the way that he had most stuff thought out better, albeit is wonky cuz he doesn't know the ins and outs of the TWST world. its obvious to:

not fight someone in their home environment eSPECIALLY IF ITS UNDERWATER FOR FUCKS SAKE-

at least think about the consequences and the chance it will happen, significantly more with me cuz ✨magicless✨

go in with a proper game plan holy shit

shouldn't there be a website of the Museum? get a layout

have you seen these people of course they know where we are and what we are trying to do, its obvious and they planned how to mess with us, who counts contracts for no reason and leaves one out in the open?

Find multiple escape routes no matter where you are you are tiny compared to all these tall people in a fucking magic world.

yknow playing dirty with the crying child card is always an option to get out of shit

this boys ity-bity scrawny legs aren't built for this shit

He cares for the first years lot and he trusts them the most but with all the dumb stuff they do, when he participates he is also considered a trouble maker. Considering he is quiet and small and goes along with the group, Most wouldn't suspect him if something happens,

like compared to Other students, what could have Evan done to cause them so many problems? he is just a kid. it was their fault for picking a fight with him anyway.

He is just a kid in a friend group of troublemakers who majorly help him dealing with the school and overblots, and magicless as well, what could he do?

holy shit this is half baked as fuck

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Ramshackle Prefect - Evan Monroe

Evan is my out of pocket TWST MC or YUUSONA btw,

these are things he would say while or after the overblots, or just dealing with people in general, he is helpful and kinda respectful but a really mean kid ight-

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RSA:

A 10 year old stuck in NRC? are they alright? How did they make friends with such people? From what they've done they seem like a good person.

EVAN:

"magicians? fucking magic? what kind of fever dream...am I dead?"

"Damn you need a hug, go get it from someone else"

"oh boohoo gET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER"

"I respected you until you had a dAMN HISSYFIT WORSE THAN A 3YO-"

"you did w h a t"

"I give up, Grim set me on fire"

"rOOK-SENPAI I KNOW YOUR THERE SOMEWHERE SHOOT ME WITH YOUR BOW"

"People here are so damn tall I'm gonna snap my neck one day"

"No Crewel-sensei I do not know this cat please call animal control"

"what the ffffUUUUUCKKKK"

"No I will not watch my language who are you my parent? well jokes on you I DONT REMEMBER THEM DIPSHIT-"

"Guess I'll die"

"Keep that up Grim I'll switch you for Lucius or Ortho, I'm not picky"

"I still don't understand magic what is going on"

"wAIT SAVANACLAW IS BASICALLY A FURRY DORM- BAHAHA UWU CAT-BOY LEONA-SENPAI SOUNDS SO FUCKING DUMB ITS GREAT"

"Floyd-senpai I don't care what mood you're in put me down or I'll kick you knee inwards-"

"No I realized who Hornton/Tsuntaro was before Winter break, I was hoping he would smite me from something I said soon, I was wrong"

"I hate it here I'm going to bed"

"suffer in silence"

"Headmage with all due respect, Is it really taking that long for me to return home i just saw talking cabbages and people flying on brooms, wHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS BASIC??"

"Grim I care for you more than anyone here but I fUCKING SWEAR-"

"Kalim-senpai I respect you for being the most positive here but that was a shit decision"

"this is a prestigious magical school yet you all cant work through your damn emotions let alone trauma"

"why would you leave this to a 10 year old exactly?"

"My haircut pisses Vil-senpai off so much I'm not cutting it, yes I know it needs to be professionally cut but too bad"

"Azul-senpai take the tweels before I grill and feed them to Grim, I dealt with your overblot I will find a way"

"I wish a merry go to hell for half of the people attending this school"

"how yall try to intimidate a child with a cat that literally tripped you down your dorm stairs yesterday"

"oh great not only am I stuck in an edgy fantasy school they have a goody two shoes counterpart they lose to I want to go home"

"Jade-senpai its either you give Grim the mushrooms or eat them yourself, I am not trying to enter another fever dream"

"Great I have a mouse in my mirror, why does he look familiar I don't like this"

"WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND I AM 4'10 SCRAWNY CHILD WITH NO MAGIC WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"

"well shit"

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Grim Slander bc I love him

I bully the people/characters who I love relentlessly

Grim is no exception

I'm not saying I wanted to leave him to Octavinelle/Monstro Lounge Staff, but when he busted into the room and said to sign off Ramshackle I wanted to smack him Maybe MC/Yuu should use him for dishes instead /j. but god knows where this cat has gone

My nicknames:

crusty gremlin (i bet he doesn't like to shower but once he does he doesn't want to come out)

little shit

fatass

fire raccoon

stinky cat (i bet he smells like tuna)

screaming rodent

dusty toe beans

rabid animal (supportive evidence: end of Chapter 5 Pomefiore and generally look at him)

tuna consumer

little magic fucker

emotional support bastard

the great sponge

big ol' eyes

the great stresser

soot fur

i would make him wear baby shoes and tap dance/hj

I need a Custom NRC vest to put on him, but make it a hideous orange

Does he even like being pet- I don't think it was ever mentioned we all just assumed-

Anyways I love and hate the Great Grim my beloved

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Evan's Nicknames

ive scrapped so many Yuusonas but this little shit has always stuck so-

In no particular order, Here are some nicknames this child gives to piss them off to show 'friendship' oh hell no:

Jade - mushroom guy

Leona - the lazy furry / old lion

Ace - Heartslaybul's instigator

Idia - fire-haired weeb

Vil - grumpy old man (yes he would), "oK mOm"-

Riddle - Mr. Rules

Epel - Apple man

Sebek - Celery Head

Cater - beauty guru

Malleus - hornton sir gargoyle

Kalim - happy mr. sunshine

Jack - Jackman / Tsundere wolf

Ortho - Roboboy

Rook - Stalker

Jamil - Snake 'Kidnapper' for those who read chapter 4-

Deuce - Dunce / Juice

Trey - The muffin man (im proud of this-)

Azul - capitalist Octoman

Lilia - Short Batman

As you can see Evan is such a respectful 10 year old child, you know he is such a good person-

he dares and shall stare you in the eye and say this to you, he has no sense of self preservation, how do you think he manages in this school?

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Evan and Chapter 2

Obvious chapter 2 spoilers, also Evan is my 10yo twst MC

this is how I headcanon he would deal with the OB

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OB!LEONA, stunned for a minute:

YOU UNHINGED CHILD, YOU NEED TO BE PUT IN A METAL HOSPITAL-

EVAN, who just threw two folding chairs at him (from the stairs) out of nowhere:

SOMEONE GOTTA PUT YOU IN A BOX AND KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU YOU OLD FU-

JACK, snatching up Evan so he doesn't get hit with magic + RIDDLE trying to block the magic + ADEUCE:

EVAN SHUT UP

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Evan is situationally aware of how he fucked up, but he doesnt really care at this point

modified quote from spongebob im pretty sure-