Eden gang goes to therapy.
Charlie: I'm so happy you all finally accepted to come here!
Adam: I'm just using it as stepping stone to go back to Heaven. If I need to be close to these three fuckers for more time than I would want, then sucks to be me that beggars can't be choosers.
Lucifer: Oh you're just angry because we didn't invite you. If you wasn't such a mysoginist asshole, maybe things could have gone differently~.
Adam: As if I would want to be part of your broken polycule!
Lilith: As If we wanted you to join us.
Eve: Actually I would have loved him if he had joined us.
Eve: What? He was my husband and surpriselly or not, I loved him.
Adam: If you really loved me you wouldn't have cheated on with the two people I hate the most and ruined my life!
Eve: It was a accident! Ruin your life to be more precise, cheat on you was a choice I made.
Adam: Like how Cain was an accident!?
Eve: Cain was the first oops baby but of all things I regret about me, Lilith and Lucifer he isn't one of them, even despite everything....
Adam: Talk this to poor Abel's face, oh I forgot, you can't thanks to your bastard!
Before Eve (who quickly got angry) could say something, Charlie left her in the dust.
Charlie: Wait, Cain is my brother!?
Lucifer: We talk about him later, since we are talking about us I guess sooner or later we need to talk about him hehehehehehe.....
Charlie: I won't let any of you avoid it, why I'm only discovering it now!? There's any other lost sibling I need to know!?
Lucifer: Not that I know, Lilith?
Lilith: Why you are looking to me like that?
Lucifer: Well my only children are Charlie and Cain, and it isn't like we were monogamous.
Lilith: Despite having been called mother of the Plagues of Mankind, it's just a myth. I have a harder time having childrens than you and believe me, If Charlie have half-childrens you would already know.
Charlie: Ok, good to know about it. Let's go back to your therapy and later on we discuss about my brother.
Lilith: Before it I would like to ask Eve a question.
The "Mother" of Demons look to the Mother of Mother of Humanity into her eyes.
Lilith: Do you really regret us, Evening Star?
Eve: It was good while it lasted, but it didn't compesate all the suffering.
Lilith: Sigh, why I'm the only who don't regreat anything? Why I'm the only who think that despite everything it was worth and we did nothing wrong!?
Eve: Because among us you're the only one who won in the end. Lucifer was cast from his old home into a hell of his own making and me and Adam lost everything that was meant to be ours, meanwhile you got the freedom, power and a realm separate from the gilded cage and heaven you so despised.
Lilith: Maybe because I was the only who tried to make the best of a bad situation. Better on Earth or hell than on a gilded cage without free will.
Lilith: What you mean with it!?
Adam: You know exactly what I mean with it! If there's another thing that annoys me about you is how you describe that curse as free will! I chose to try to take the control because I wanted to be the top, you chose to leave me and rebel against everything the Elders planned because you desired more than paradise and Eve glady accepted the Apple and ruined everything!
Before Lilith could give her own response Charlie resolved to intervene.
Charlie: Ok, calm down you two before this escalate to a fight! We are here to talk about your problems and resolve them peacefully, we let the talk about the magic of free will for later too.
Adam: Tsk, let's get over it.