#eden polycule

[clickbaitcowboy]

Happy Valentines Day from the eden trio 🥰

[chaoticace2005]

I present to you: my dumbass thoughts before I take a nap

[drawlody]

Everyone want a piece of the original D ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

This is fanart for a fic by ZappyBoiKenobi on ao3 , I have to go n add another pic cause their update rate is insane:)))) i mean 1-3 chap daily w(ﾟДﾟ)w

Never change Micheal, u n ur alchoholic ways 🍺🍺🍺

Check out the fic if u like Mama-bear Sera, the hell trio being desperate hoes, Dadam , Eve being a psycho bitch, etc..

So many tags

[hear-my-circles-sing]

This scene but with the archangels and god

I'm desperate for a lucifer in the garden of eden flashback

[kitsunesongs]

Wait for the ask I just sent in about Expired!verse Eve!Alastor, really funny crack idea. Eve was of the same opinion as Lilith about Adam's capability in bed, so secretly she'd summon up Lucifer and/or Lilith every once and a while, and. Well. Turns out all her children were either Lucifer's, Lilith's, or somehow both of theirs. So no Adam, all of mankind did not come from him LMAO

This is hilarious, but for Expired verse as I said in the first ask, Eve DID love Adam and did sleep with and have children with him (and he improved over time!) - but I can see her summoning up her other loves for a booty call!

I think it would be fun if her kids were equally Lucifer's and Adam's (and also thanks to magic somehow Lilith's, cursed not to bear not not to sire, loophole!) and so actually humanity came from ALL OF THEM lol.

[voxcam]

more human au doodles because I am insane

[abyssalwyrm0]

Asmodeus: Hey Lucy, in your opinion which one of the original humans has the best ass?

Satan: Is this somehing you ask in the middl-

Lucifer: "Oh this is easy, Adam." He quickly answer not even looking angry.

Satan just look at his short king with a deadpanned face while the others royal demons either rolled their eyes, or laughed, if not whispered about the shenanigans of the Deadly Sins.

Lucifer: "What?"

Eve: "I agree, it's definitelly Adam."

Lilith: "I can't deny it, he really have the best ass among the three of us."

Taking about the devil, the first man arrive accompained by the first and second women.

Adam: "I'm soooooo flattered, but what make you three be on a consensus about my ass being the best?" His mockingly tone end in genuine curiosity as he make the question."

Lucifer: "I mean, did you ever saw your butt?" The Devil point to Adam's backside.

Adam: "People like to say i'm too much in love with myself but I don't constantly look at my own reflection in the mirror, much less to look my own ass.....specially since I got fat."

Lucifer: "Oh my dear Dick don't be ashamed of your figure...." The serpent wrap the first man on his arms, or at least he tries considering the size difference between the two."....you would be surprised of how charming your dad body is~"

Eve: "I agree, I mean your lean body in Eden was cool and all and you certainly aged like fine wine on Earth when you gained more muscle mass, but you became so...."

Lilith: "Thick." The queen finish. "I could fill my hands with your flesh."

Adam: ".....I feel like you three fuckers are eating me with your eyes." He raises a eyebrow.

[mpreg-ask-blog]

So what couples have kids?

Huskerdust: Quintuplets. Expecting 1-3

Chaggie: Singleton.

Cherrisnake: Singleton.

Radiojoy: Expecting Triplets.

Eden Polycule: Five -minus Charlie

This will be changing within time, but here it is for now.