#even alfred

[zammmmms]

--During family dinner--

Bruce: Is anyone free to take Damian shopping tomorrow? He just had a growth spurt and he needs longer pants and bigger shoes now.

Dick: I have work in the morning, but I should be free by 3pm. Shopping trip with BigD and LittleD!

Duke: NO!

Dick: *puzzled face*

Duke: I mean- uh, it's summer break so I'm free for the whole day. I can take Damian. No need to trouble yourself driving all the way back here from Bludhaven Dick!

Dick: hmmm~ *squints*

Duke: *sweats*

Dick: I see...you want to bond with your littlest bro! Go ahead Duke! It's nice to see our youngest 2 bonding!

Duke: Yeah. Hahaha. Thanks Dick!

-- After Dinner --

Damian: Thanks for the save Duke.

Duke: Dames, we've all seen DiscoWing. Neither of our reps at school would have been safe from whatever outfits Dick would have chosen.

[batobbsession]

Whenever one of the bat kids want something they convince either Jason or Damian to ask for them. Damian because he's a baby and Jason because he's the favorite child even if he won't admit it

[oifaaa]

thoughts on dick grayson’s sexuality?? cos like fuck canon that guy is gay

i envision him as pan or bi

They/him bisexual is how I always viewed dick but let's be real none of the batfamily are cishet they're just not legally allowed to come out yet bc people would have a hissy fit

[n1kk069]

Ignore the vampire bit.

[necromanticowboy]

what’s your favorite movie?

That’s really hard but rn I’m gonna have to say “The Batman” 2022

I think all the acting is great, it’s gorgeous, it’s well written. For fucks sakes the movie is 90% at night and I can still SEE what’s going on which is more the an I can say for most other films these days. The fights were snazzy too.

It may not be the BEST movie ever, but it gives me a really good mix of poetic writing, beautiful cinematography, and most importantly it was actually enjoyable to watch!