THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY
BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭
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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY
BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭
Conversation I think happen frequently between the bats
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Any batkid, looking at someone with black hair blue eyes: yknow they kinda look like you-
Bruce, retired whore: shut up
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Tim, just got back from stalking someone:
Bruce: you cannot keep doing this.
Tim: Jason shot a guy yesterday and this is what you’re the most worried about??
Bruce:
Bruce: ok fair point
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Damian, obviously trying to hide a small animal under his shirt:
Bruce, not looking up from his work: go down to the cave and get it a rabies shot
Damian:
Damian: ok fine.
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Tim: (slightly disturbing fact)
Cass: oh yeah, kinda like (slightly more disturbing fact)
Jason, just wanted to have cereal: it’s 7am.
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Steph: is owning human bones illegal?
Dick: yes-
Damian: depends on how you acquire them
Steph: cool thanks
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Bruce, picking up an apple:
Any batkid: batapple
Bruce, sighing:
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Tim, has been awake for far far too long: is it illegal to autopsy a living person
Jason: why are you quoting house at me.
Tim: house my dih
Jason: ????
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Bruce: who punched a hole on the wall??
Batkids, scrambling to scatter:
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
I procrastinated a whole lot but I finished mostly
Another picture of the BAT-family!!! Bruce will make them all fit under his wings if it’s the last thing he does.
Reasons Barbra has had to cut the Batfamily’s coms during patrol:
Jason forgot to put his silencer on his gun and nearly took out everyone’s eardrums when he started shooting at Tim
Bruce was flirting with Selina
Despite literally everyone telling her to stop, Steph would not stop singing “Hakuna Matata”
Tim and Kon were arguing over wether or not a stealth mission qualified as a date night, and everyone else joined
Bruce was flirting with Harvey Dent
Cass started talking to this old lady whose voice was so loud they could hear it through her comm, and it was distracting Dick from an op he was running
Damian tried to tame a raccoon he found in a garage bin and it would not stop screeching
Tim got stuck inside a trap that blasted “Baby Shark” on an endless loop
Bruce was flirting with Clark
Dick tried to save a cat out of a tree but got mauled instead—Barbra had to shut off comms because everyone was laughing too loudly
Clark broke the sound barrier when he was landing next to Bruce, which caused the comms to start literally ringing in everyone’s ear
Bruce was flirting with Clark (…again)
The biggest reason Cass is the only natural option as heir to The Batman comes from the fact that every other character’s growth relies on them at some point either removing themselves somewhat or completely leaving the Bat symbol behind. Cassandra is the outlier whose found a reason to live on as that same symbol.
We can argue day and night who the best vigilante, detective, fighter, hero, strategist, or whatever is but none of that changes who can survive being the symbol without losing themselves in the process of following Batman’s footsteps.