Conversation I think happen frequently between the bats
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Any batkid, looking at someone with black hair blue eyes: yknow they kinda look like you-
Bruce, retired whore: shut up
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Tim, just got back from stalking someone:
Bruce: you cannot keep doing this.
Tim: Jason shot a guy yesterday and this is what you’re the most worried about??
Bruce:
Bruce: ok fair point
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Damian, obviously trying to hide a small animal under his shirt:
Bruce, not looking up from his work: go down to the cave and get it a rabies shot
Damian:
Damian: ok fine.
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Tim: (slightly disturbing fact)
Cass: oh yeah, kinda like (slightly more disturbing fact)
Jason, just wanted to have cereal: it’s 7am.
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Steph: is owning human bones illegal?
Dick: yes-
Damian: depends on how you acquire them
Steph: cool thanks
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Bruce, picking up an apple:
Any batkid: batapple
Bruce, sighing:
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Tim, has been awake for far far too long: is it illegal to autopsy a living person
Jason: why are you quoting house at me.
Tim: house my dih
Jason: ????
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Bruce: who punched a hole on the wall??
Batkids, scrambling to scatter:








