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The night shift bat boys are fighting in the cave after a mission gone wrong

Jason: You fucked it all up for us Timbit!

Dick: Ok let's ju-

Tim: I'm sorry! Some of us don't have a spleen and ne-

Damian: Oh cease the aria Drake! Why is it on us to adjust to your skill issue?! That happened years ago! You'd think you'd learn to adapt by now!

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Tim:...my lack of spleen is a skill issue?!

Damian: Yes! If you just moved your spleen out of the way you wouldn't have lost it in the first place!

Tim:...move my spleen?

Damian: Yes! Why are you acting like you're not understanding my words? We all know you're not that dim!

Dick: I'm sorry Dami, you expect Tim to be able to move his spleen?!

Damian: Of course I do! Everyone in this room has had league or equivalent calibre training. We should all be capable of moving our internal organs.

Jason: You can move your internal organs?!

Damian: Yes, but that's not what we're discussing right now-

Dick: Fuck whatever we were talking about before! Explain whatever the fuck you mean you were trained to move your internal organs!

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If Rick Riordan found a way to give a new spin to the Nobody bit from The Odyssey, there's no way you can't make it work for an adaptation of the original text!

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The post Superman Unlimited 15 angst jondami art has hit twitter and I am NOT ok!

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Based on @nightwingdickrider 's sims game and @justakidnamednick 's chat on discord

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Everyone thought that when Damian and Jon finally get together, they'd see it in subtle signs.

A shy little smile when they meet each other's eyes, staring a little more softly when the other speaks, or discreetly holding hands under tables.

That is not how they find out.

Jon and Damian get together when their teenage hormones were at their peak, and adolescence wired them to think everything must be intense or nothing at all.

No, the Kents and the Waynes find out during on of Damian's soccer games. Damian scores an amazing goal just as the clock was about to hit zero. It broke the tie and won them the match. In the heat of his triumph, Damian runs to the stands where Jon was cheering him on, and proceeds to pull Jon into a heavy make out session to celebrate.

When Dick went to over to try and pry them off each other, Jon pushed him away without even breaking their kiss. When Jon hoisted Damian up, Clark and Kon had to forcibly separate the two.

From then on it did not get better. Now that their families knew they found no reason to hide anything. They were perpetually glued together.

They were never not touching. Either they were holding hands, or someone's arm was over a shoulder or around a waist. If they had the room, someone's head was on someone's lap. If they didn't, then Damian was in Jon's lap.

They made out constantly everywhere. Steph started carrying around a spray bottle to make them separate when she got sick of it. They had no luck forbidding them from each other. They were both too smart and too strong to really keep them apart when they were determined. And oh boy were teenagers determined to defy you when you try to go against their wishes. They couldn't even take away their missions together because they made such a good team.

They were the definition of the disgustingly in love couple.

Eventually Bruce gifted the 2 a lead lined bunker they could go to, to get their horny out. They all just couldn't take seeing their passion anymore.

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Percy opens a Ranch by the sea to house retired/rescued former race/working horses. Percy loved helping Grover with the wild and wanted a way to do it as his everyday job. He could have been part of Grover's, on paper, non-profit wildlife rescue, but he wanted to not be travelling too much. He wanted to plant his roots somewhere.

Percy stumbled upon what happens to some race horses when they can't perform anymore and decided he wanted to find a way to help horses like them.

Apollo loved how passionate Percy was about this and decided to give Percy what he needed to get the place up and running. He even put wards around the ranch so his boyfriend won't have to worry about monster attacks. He also made sure stables exclusive for his fire horses would be around for when he decides to stay the night with Percy.

So Percy opens his rescue, he gets some volunteers, and opens donations. He opens the place to the public for some hours to give tours, even offer horse riding on the few horses that are capable. What the people visit the most for is the Therapeutic Horse Grooming. People like to come and zen out while combing the horses, while the horses love having the human interaction and LOVE being groomed.

Percy also opened a youtube channel for the ranch and gets good revenue from his videos. People especially love it when he livestreams when the horses go swimming. Being able to let the horses run on the beach and swim at sea is part of the reason why he chose the location he did.

Being that the ranch is monster free, his ranch becomes a popular stop over for demigods. Be it for quests, or just getting to camp or back home, Percy provides a safe space and refuel supplies for travel weary demigods.

Blackjack still calls Percy to go out and rescue a few sea animals, mythical or otherwise. Having fast access to the sea is another bonus to the ranch's location. Poseidon loves all the work Percy has done so far. He decides to fund for an expansion to Percy's ranch to also officially do sea life rescue and rehabilitation (also secretly has an underwater area where Poseidon assigned some merfolk and nereids to help with the mythological rehabilitation).

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It's almost the 10 year anniversary of Yuri On Ice and they've started to post promo material? Time to start re-reading Bear Your Soul on the Ice by SassySalchow ( @diedraechin )!

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Jon and Damian swapped bodies

Jon: Damian get your ass here right now!

Damian: But you promised your mother you'd be 100% on this vacation with her no distractions. If you really want us to switch back YOU find us.

Jon: Damian YOU'RE the one who can fly and has super speed right now!

Damian: It's the last day of the cruise! What's one day of pretending to be each other? I'd hope my boyfriend knows enough about me to pass as me for a day.

Jon: That would all have been fine if I wasn't in Shanghai right now , with your mother, about to meet some very important people!

Damian: Hmmm~ a day at sea with your fun mother, or having to meet some stuffy investors? I'm staying on this cruise.

Jon: Damian you are not being reasonable right now! I can't even speak mandarin!!!

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Was looking for a Sofia the First fanfic to read and look at the 1st result

I can't escape the bats! 🤣

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Earth 11!Jondami

Laurel: Bye guys! Talia and I are off to Comic Con!

Jess: Your cosplays loom very cool guys! *Talia is dressed as Princrss Bubblegum and Laurel is dressed as Marceline*

Talia: Thank you! I spent a month working on them. *proud smile*

Klarienne: Ngl I thought Talia would have wanted to be Marceline.

Talia: Tt. PB is a scientist AND royalty. I think I fit PB pretty well.

Laurel: That and Talia's the one who can randomly rant in german! Also I'm the one who can do this! *floats around Talia, playing the bass, and singing Slow Dance With You*

Jess: YOU'D EXPOSE YOUR POWERS?!

Talia: Relax! Her boots are prototype Kane tech hover boots. They work too. So when she wants to float we can just say we're testing the boots out.

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Jason: *enters the Manor's dining room* Happy Birthday Alfred! *hugs Alfred*

Alfred: Thank you Master Jason. Thank you so much for the present, please put it on the designated table over there. *gestures to a table off to the side*

Jason: *looks around the room as he heads to the table* Where's Damian? I wouldn't expect him to be the one to be late to your birthday dinner.

Steph: Oh Damian's in the kitchen

Jason: What? Why?

Cass: He's making the dinner

Tim: It's his gift to Alfred

Dick: He prepped this charcuterie spread as our appetizer while he finishes the main course! *gestures to a big table filled end to end with cheese, cold cuts, crackers, and fruit*

Jason: *impressed whistle* He's going all out huh?

Barbara: If the main course is half as good as this spread we're in for a treat!

Duke: *coming from the kitchen* Ok dinner's ready! Dames asked that we all take our seats now so he can serve us.

*everyone takes their seats*

Damian: *wheels out a cart with a metal cloche for each family member*

Damian: *sets a cloche in front of everyone*

Damian: *puts the cart away and takes his own seat* Ok now you can all open your cloche!

*under each cloche is a beautiful beef (veggie for Damian) wellington. It has a side of green beans, and a boat of demi-glace to be poured to the diner's preference*

Steph: Holy shit Damian! You made all of this from scratch?!

Bruce: Language! Damian this looks amazing!

Alfred: This is a marvelous dinner. Thank you so much Master Damian.

Damian: You make us delicious meals 3 times a day. One good dinner is the least I can do. Now let's dig in before this gets cold!

*Everyone enthusiastically enjoys dinner. When everyone is finished Damian stands up again*

Damian: Everyone sit tight as I bring out dessert.

Duke: I can't believe he still made dessert even with 10 wellingtons to finish!

Tim: Honestly, he can justifiably bring out boxed cake a- IS THAT A MF CROQUEMBOUCHE?!

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I dunno if you're following the latest Superman Unlimited comics, but a young Jon Kent returned from the past and exists along with adult Jon Kent. Spoilers: it was not Jon Kent. Damian Wayne suspected that the young Jon Kent was not his Jon. My shipper heart interprets that the first thing (or one of the first things) that a returned young Jon would do would be to make love to Damian Wayne.

Yes I do follow Superman Unlimited!

Jon when he was taken was at most 11 and Damian was 13 so...for me at most Jon hugs him tight. Then Jon talks his ear off. That's why Damian was sus cuz new baby Jon didn't even say hi which Damian's Jon would have acknowledged him INSTANTLY.

So, personally, not even a kiss on the cheek would happen. Hugs galore. Maybe a few playful punches.

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Will: Hey Percy come here! Gracie made something in arts & crafts today that she'd like to gift you!

Percy: Awww Gracie! You didn't have to!

Gracie: I want you to have this Percy! *hands over a folded up shirt*

Percy: *unfolding the shirt to see the design Gracie made* Thank you SO much sweetie! I'm sure I'll l- *stares at the Blue tshirt with the words 'Dad That Stepped Up' written on it*

*Rest of Apollo Cabin silently laughing behind Gracie's back*

Percy: Thank you so much for this baby. I'm going to make you cookies in return! Why don't you go to the kitchen 1st and start taking out the ingredients? I'll catch up.

Gracie: Ok! *skips to the kitchen*

*Rest of Apollo Cabin openly laughing*

Percy: I hate ALL of you!

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WFA Bruce would fight Fraction's Bruce for how he's treating Damian and how he talked about Talia

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Nursing student!Jon AU

(Every character Jon talks to here is a classmate of his in this au and aren't based on DC characters. Just giving them names to make it easier)

*Jon and his classmates are practicing taking blood pressure in groups*

Vicky: Did you guys see the hot new med student?

Nina: ofc I have! It's Damian Wayne! Who hasn't tried to see a glimpse of him by now?

Terrance: I can't believe he transferred out of Gotham U Business school and was so easliy transferred to the med program here. Bet it was Daddy's money.

Jon: Hey don't be so presumptuous. He's a genius and got in on his own effort!

Nina: Oh Jon! Do you have a crush on him too?

Jon: *Blushing* I- actually um-

Vicky: Don't worry we ALL have a crush on him- well, maybe not Terrance, but most of us do.

Motoki: Yes, and because so many of us want him, we've all made a pact to just admire from afar! No harassing Mr. Wayne!

Jon: That's so nice actually. But you se-

Vicky: That and he's also apparently already married?

Jon: *nods* act-

Motoki: Right? Can you believe it?! Bruce Wayne's youngest and we don't know who he's married to?! I bet they're so ugly they don't want to show their face.

Jon: Hey now-

Nina: I bet they're some gold digging bitch! God, wish I got there 1st! Smart, hot, and rich! He's the ultimate jackpot!

Jon: Ok-

Vicky: *nodding* I hate their guts! They really tied Damian down before they graduated? In a hurry much? They probably h-

Jon: *yelling really loudly* HEY!!!

*whole class silently staring at Jon*

Jon: I don't appreciate you saying all that about Damian's partner because I'M that partner! I'm Damian Wayne's husband!

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*Whole class bursts out laughing*

Vicky: You?! Country boy son of reporters Kent?

Nina: Well we're all free to dream right?

Motoki: Yes! I'm Damian's husband too! We share a-

Damian: *from the door* Excuse me, I'm looking for Jonathan Wayne-Kent?

*whole class fangirls that Damian Wayne is in their classroom*

Jon: Over here Dami! *runs over to Damian*

Damian: Here Rouhi. In our rush to get to class you forgot to take your lunch out of my bag. *hands over a lunch box*

Jon: Oh! Thanks Hayaati! I can be such a ditz sometimes. *gives Damian a big smile*

Damian: *pokes a dimple* See you at home later. I have labs late don't wait up. Bye.

Jon: Ok bye. *waves*

Jon: *turns to see his whole class staring at him wide eyed* What?

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Kon: *sees Jon staring at his phone wide eyed* What's got you captivated Jonner?

Jon's phone: *playing thirst trap tiktoks set to Big Boy by Sza*

Kon: You've got it BAD man.

Jon: Shut up! Leave me alone! Like you're any better about Tim Conathan!

Kon: Whatever. Don't goon in shared spaces.

Jon: There's some for Tim too

Kon: SHOW ME!

Sample video:

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Dick: Hey guys! What are we watching?

Duke: It's the episode of Dirty Laundry where Bruce is s guest!

Jason: I'm excited! Whatever secret he chose to share, he's embarrassed enough to sit this viewing out!

Dick: What is this show exactly?

Damian: It's where they invite 4 or more friends to anonymously share a few secrets.

The host, Lily, reads a secret out loud and the friends have to vote who they think the secret belongs to. After all the votes are cast the owner of the secret reveals themselves.

Points are given based on who was able to guess and how many guessed right.

Steph: And Grant, the bartender, plies them with drinks to get them drunk!

Dick: Ooh ok! Sounds fun! Who are the other guests?

Cass: Oliver, Zatanna, and Lex Luthor

Dick: Holy shit! How were they able to get all 4 to do this?!

Tim: That's what I want to know too. Need to look into Sam Reich and what dirt he has on them to be able to cast them for this.

Damian: Ok shush! Lily's sharing the 2st secret!

Lily: Who's 1st experience having gay sex, was during their hs senior farewell party, that they got so drunk at, they can't even remember anything about it?

Oliver: Woah! That is a LOT of detail!

Zatanna: Sounds like a Brucie thing

Lex: I concur

Bruce: Please! You think I waited 'til the end of senior year of hs to have gay sex? Living in an all boys dorm?!

Zatanna: You have a point. Must be Oliver then.

Oliver: No. I remember my 1st guy. This might be Lexie over there. It doesn't sound like him at all and he must be banking on that.

Lex: It's Bruce.

Jason: This is Bruce's secret right?

Dick: It's totally Bruce

Damian: Uhg! I didn't need to know this about Father.

Lily: Ok everyone cast your votes!

Bruce: I vote Ollie

Zatanna: I also vote Oliver

Oliver: You're being fooled! It's Lex!

Lex: It's Bruce

Duke: Why is Lex so sure it's Bruce?

Cass: *srug* Lex always hated how slutty Bruce's persona is

Lily: Will the one who can't remember their 1st time with the same gender take a sip of their drink

*suspenseful music plays as the camera zooms in on each guest*

Bruce: *takes a sip*

Zatanna: I KNEW IT! I should have listened to my gut!

Oliver: Really? It took 'til the end of senior year? I swear I saw you fool around with guys before then!

Bruce: I did other things before then, but it was that night that I went all the way the 1st time.

Zatanna: If you can't remember it happening how are you so sure?

Bruce:...I had the uh...aches that can only come from it.

Zatanna: Ah.

Lily: Lex gets 1 point for guessing right!

Lex: *smirks*

Grant: How were you so sure it was Bruce?

Lex:...I was his partner that night

*Every Batsib is SCREAMING*

Dick: That was a lie! PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S A LIE

Duke: Hahaha! He's so butthurt that Bruce forgot their night together! Hahahaha!

Jason: I am NEVER letting Bruce live this down!

Cass: This explains so much

Damian: I need to bleach my brain!

Steph: Oh my god Kon inherited Lex' taste in men!

Tim: DON'T even put that out into the universe!