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Duke: Good date today?

Jon: Yeah. Damian not only sat through the entire game, he actually gave good commentary. We had to sit with the Goliaths fans since it's a Gotham home game and he's a Wayne, but I know I can drag him to becoming a Meteors soon.

Duke(born and raised Gothamite): In your dreams farm boy!

Jon (hands raised): Sorry. Shouldn't have started that.

Duke: *waves it away* Anyways...where are you taking him on your turn to plan a date?

Jon: Oh! There's this new aquarium that ju-

Duke: Jon, buddy, we said no zoos. You know how Damian gets with zoos.

Jon: Yes, but this isn't a zoo! And I looked them up an-

Duke: Bro, one look at the children with the touch tanks and we both know we're getting break in reports that night.

Jon:....*sigh* I'll look up other ideas.

Duke: Smart man.

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Bruce: DAMIAN AL GHUL WAYNE COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

Damian: Yes Father?

Brucr: Why have there been charges to your card for chlamydia treatment for the last 3 months?! You are SIXTEEN!

Damian: It's for the koalas!

Bruce:...What?

Damian: It's for the koalas father! It's a terrible epidemic for the wild population! Over 90% infection rates! $50 a month to contribute to helping keep the species alive is the least I can do!

Bruce: *deep breath* Next time, PLEASE, just ask me to set up a charity for whichever cause you're looking to sponsor. It'd give me less heart attacks.

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To celebrate MerMay here's a mer!JonDami AU

Clark:...You want to settle down and form a mate bond?

Damian: Correct.

Bruce: This is what we get for encouraging friendship between our species.

Jon: Too late to regret it now.

Damian: Yes. We've already tried to seek other mates from within our species, but none appealed to us as much as we are drawn to each other.

Bruce: How do you expect your partnership to work? You know staying in the central zone is insufficient to your biological needs. There's a reason gaurds stationed here rotate every 6 months.

Jon: In the summer months we'll live in the deep city.

Damian: And in the winters we'll live in the sunlit epipelagic zone.

Jon: Damian gets his dark and cold where he can glow beautifully-

Damian: And Jon can soak in the sun rays and stay magnificently colorful.

Clark: You've really thought about this.

Bruce: This is why they took turns doing the exchange program.

Damian: Yes. And the tests proved rather successful.

Jon: We take this very seriously.

Clark: I don't think I can change your minds. The only way forward is to support you and help in any way we can. Right Bruce?

Bruce:...hmmmmm...

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Damian appears from the shadows inside the Batcave riding a giant black dog

Dick: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMIAN! Where tf did you come from?!

Damian: Everyone meet Wuxian!

Dick: You didn't answer my question, and what tf is Wuxian supposed to be?!

Damian: He's a hellhound! My friend's hellhound had a litter, and he saw how much I loved Mrs. O'Leary, so he gave me one of the pups since he knew I'd give them the utmost care!

Dick: That's a puppy?!

Bruce: *massaging his temples* and I suppose we're keeping Wuxian in the manor/barn too?

Damian: Ofc we are father! Why would you question that? Besides, Percy also gave me Wuxian because he knew shadow travel would be a great addition to Robin's arsenal!

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* A world ending threat is coming. The JL has called in the other hero teams to help*

Bruce: -and Teen Titans, clear the area of civilians and secure the perimeter.

Damian: Understood. Is everyone clear on our orders? Good. Titans go!

Dick: *Dramatically collapsing. Tears of joy streaming down his face* He said that exactly how I did at his age!

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What do you think The Batfam's favourite Cuisine would be cuz I can see Steph liking thai, Dami like Turkish or Indian.

Bruce might be Chinese.

Dick like 60% sure is Eastern European.

Bruce was raised by a british man so I hc that he either likes british food the most, or if Alfred was trained to be of aristocratic calibre, french cuisine.

Dick was taken in pretty young, so he might have a few nostalgic favorites of romanian food, but I think overall he adapted to what Alfred makes.

Tim, Jason, Steph, and Duke are Gothamites born and raised, so to me whatever is prominent locally in Gotham is what they love the most. Lemme hc Tim craving the street food/fast food more because he's sick of all the fancy dinners/luncheons his parents have dragged him to.

Damian probably likes a few arabic food and a few chinese food the most. He just really likes food with all the spices. Give the boy flavor and rice.

My hc for Cass is she was given food to optimise performance, so now that she's free she still mostly eats to maximise protein. She has binge days tho and eats the most indulgent thing she can find. Whatever cuisine, whatever flavor profile, as long as it's made to maximise flavor she's having it.

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*the teen titans are eating kbbq*

Billy: *struggling to pick up a perilla leaf with chopsticks*

Damian: *picks up leaf for Billy with his own chopsticks* Here. *places leaf on Billy's bowl*

Billy: Thanks D!

-- later in their room --

Jon: *glaring at Damian*

Damian: Ok. What's up? You've been glaring at me since the team dinner.

Jon: You picked up a leaf for Billy with YOUR OWN chopsticks!

Damian: Yes?! He'd been struggling for about 2 minutes I couldn't just watch it!

Jon: You practically made out with him!

Damian: HOW?!

Jon: You already ate with those chopsticks! Your spit went onto that leaf and into Billy's mouth!

Damian: How is that even close to making out?!

Jon: Next thing I know you're marrying him!

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Talia: Hello Beloved.

Bruce: Talia! You're here!

Talia: Yes. It's my scheduled meeting with our son.

Bruce: Ahhh...yes...

Talia:...Bruce where is my son?

Bruce:...

Talia: Bruce. Where. Is. My. Son?!

Bruce:...we don't know.

Talia: You don't know?!

Bruce: During a mission earlier this week, he was turned into a cat. Zatanna says that the spell should fade soon and it'd be easier on him mentally to let the spell ride out than forcefully transform him back.

Talia: And now because he's a cat you, the greatest detective that lives, have lost track of him?

Bruce: Damian was stealthy before, but it has become even harder to keep sight of him now that he's a black cat! He keeps escaping to wreck havoc on institutions he deems harmful to animals!

Talia: And you haven't stuck a tracking device on him?

Bruce: You think we haven't tried?! He has trained him animals too well and they somehow know he's the cat and they still follow him! He's asked Lucy, his monkey, to remove every tracker we've tried to attach to him!

Talia: Even a chip?

Bruce: I'm not going to implant a tracking chip into our son!

Talia: And that's why you keep losing him. Well, cat or not, I will spend time with my son. Let me in so I may see him.

Bruce: He's not here.

Talia: You just haven't found him. *enters the manor and walks to the back yard*

Bruce: You're welcome to try and find him yourself.

Talia: *stops in the middle of the yard* Habibi come out this instant and greet your mother!

Bruce: That's not going to work.

Talia: ONE....TWO....TH-

Dami!Cat: meow! *rubs against Talia's legs*

Talia: *picks Damian up* Hello Habibi. Don't you make the handsomest feline? *lifts Damian to rub his head with her cheek*

Bruce: *flabbergasted* How?!

Talia: You really should strive for Damian to respect you more, Beloved.

Dami!cat: *giving Bruce a smug look*

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Lian: Ok, the JL needs our help but won't admit it.

Maya: Yeah. So we have to get to the location by ourselves.

Connor: How though? Batman took his plane, and the rest of us don't exactly have that kind of transport.

Jon: I can carry...maybe 2 of you at a time and fly you there? Come back for the others.

Emiko: You're fast, but by the time you put down the first 2 you're alerting the enemy to incoming backup. They'll be waiting for the next batch to come in, that is, if they even let you fly back out.

Damian: Did someone ask for transport for 6 people? *flies in on the back of Wiggles*

Emiko: You have a DRAGON?!

Damian: Everyone, meet Wiggles! *proudly pats Wiggles head*

Connor: Ofc you named a dragon Wiggles.

Jon: *flies up to Damian* Hey Dames, why don't you let Wiggles handle flying the rest of the team, and I can fly you? *winks*

Damian: Nice try Hayseed, but I'm not leaving them with Wiggles on their 1st flight together. Everyone hop on!

Jon: *grumbling* Fine. Guess I'm flying there by myself then.

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A pjoxdc idea I have

So during the time that Percy was more missing and the Greeks were searching for him. So someone (I Believe Grover) went to Gotham to check and mistook Jason for Percy and mentioned something incriminating and the bats got suspicious and investigated him as the kid who blew up the St Louis Arch and all that and then they come across him and eventually they realise he is a demigod.

I believe g it happens because of Arthur 😉

Have not thoroughly thought this out but what do you think

I'm not sure how far along in the books you are so I need to ask to not spoil, are we talking about around lost hero percy timeline wise?

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Damian: *flying through New York atop Goliath to get to a mission*

Damian: *Spots Percy on Blackjack a little ahead of him*

Damian: *catches up to Percy* Is that an actual pegasus?!

Percy: *Surprised but grins* Yeah! This is Blackjack! What about your steed? That's a cool giant red bat!

Damian: Goliath's a bat-dragon! He's very cool!

Unknown monster: *screams in the distance*

Percy: Oops! That's my cue! See you and your bat-dragon around...

Damian: I'm Damian!

Percy: I'm Percy! Fly with you again sometime!

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Just finished watching GOmens 3 and wow. Considering the hell that production had to go through, I'm so thankful for the ending they gave us. Is it everything I wanted? No. Did I still love it? Yes 🩵🖤

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Did people forget they had to rewrite the whole script to take out any Niel involvement? And they had to replace it with something that doesn't resemble any of his plotlines at all?

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Just finished watching GOmens 3 and wow. Considering the hell that production had to go through, I'm so thankful for the ending they gave us. Is it everything I wanted? No. Did I still love it? Yes 🩵🖤

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Did people forget they had to rewrite the whole script to take out any Niel involvement? And they had to replace it with something that doesn't resemble any of his plotlines at all?

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Just finished watching GOmens 3 and wow. Considering the hell that production had to go through, I'm so thankful for the ending they gave us. Is it everything I wanted? No. Did I still love it? Yes 🩵🖤

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Honestly am already feaful for what they'll do to TTC. Watch them give Percy's idea for the nemean lion to someone else.

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What do you mean Percy misses the deadline for his 1st quest on the show and there are no consequences?! Rick just really wants to slowly make Percy more and more incompetent in the minds of the general audiences!