#ever notice

[deedster2020]

Have you ever noticed that all of the princess names end with an “A” except for Glimmer? 

Well unless your from Boston we call her Glimma 

[stirring-up-trouble]

Ever notice

That the sun is above our heads. It is always shining above us. And this is normal to us. We have developed a concept of how a human should look, and a concept of basically determining beauty (based on subconscious perceived attributes like fertility, etc.), based on the sun above our heads.

This is why the dark-room-flashlight-under-chin face is so fucking terrifying and ugly and disturbing. Because we aren't programed to recognize this as human.

But imagine if we didnt have a sun, and our light source came from the glowing grass or something. Then a light source from above, as we know it, would be considered disturbing and terrifying. Then the dark-room-flashlight-under-chin face would be considered, human and normal, and beautiful.

Weird.

[wolfspaw]

[notimetoblog]

Ever notice...

The more m’s you add to “hmm” the happier the little suggested emoji dude becomes

😒 <— hm

🤔 <— hmm

😋 <— hmmm

He’s suspicious then thoughtful then hungry (?)

It’s like a story lol

[afewthoughtsbyjeffreyheisle-blog]

Complaining About Roads

#funny #humor #laugh #lol

Did ya ever notice we complain about potholes and broken roads then turn around and complain about the construction when they fix it?

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[welcometoyouredoom]

[kamika-staar-blog-blog]

grade school: don't write in cursive

middle school: don't write in cursive

high school: don't write in cursive

SATs: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IN CURSIVE ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT????

[purebloodvixen]

The fact that we still say 'a man gives a woman a child' as if to say that it's the sperm alone that creates the child and the woman plays no part but that of a vessel to carry the child. Most times,other than in strict biological terms, the fact that the woman has to have an egg, ready and waiting, is completely overlooked and all the credit for the creation of a foetus goes to the sperm. But what is seed without fertile ground?