#everett rourke

[cantfuckbracket]

Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 5: Endless Summer Characters

Jake McKenzie versus Everett Rourke versus Aleister Rourke

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. They are all white men. Jake has brown hair that looks matted; Rourke has brown hair and a goattee and is smiling evilly; and Aleister is extremely pale with white hair and a very long face. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]

Who is the LEAST fuckable and/or the WORST in bed?

Jake McKenzie

Everett Rourke

Aleister Rourke

Voting ended onApr 30, 2023

Propaganda:

Jake McKenzie: "have u seen him" / "stinky"

Everett Rourke: "i know he has a kid but im not convinced he didnt make him in a lab or sm- wait didnt this happen. isnt aleister canonically lab grown. ROURKE CANONICALLY CANNOT FUCK. HE HAD TO BUY A BUILD YOUR OWN KID KIT. IF YOU CANT HAVE A CHILD NORMALLY STORE BOUGHT IS FINE" / "British gazillionaire clearly based on Tony Stark. Need I say more?"

Aleister Rourke: "Despite looking like sperm personified, this man is the least sexual being on planet earth. Not only is he British, he also canonically never went beyond a kiss on the cheek with his love interest. This mf says "alas" and spends 90% of his time being a cunt to everyone he meets for no reason. Completely bitchless. 0 rizz. Wears cardigans. I'm not even gonna acknowledge this monstrosity he calls a neck. I could go on"

[yukkimons]

Idk if someone already did this buuut ye

[sceptilemasterr]

Endless Summer, Book 2, Chapter 1 (2017, colorized)

[zigsnose]

Realistic Endless Summer Characters - Part IV

Everett Rourke

Rex Lundgren

Mike Darwin, a.k.a Mouse

Fiddler

[Part I] [Part II] [Part III]

Lundgren with his signature cigar:

(not the main look because I don’t think there’s any character in the realistic style that has a prop in their mouth)

[edgydepressedchoicesthot]

I regret everything and nothing

[choices-binglebonkus]

Choices villains I’m okay with:

-Supervillains who want to take over the world

-Idiots who are tired of failing and have been beaten for the last time, I tell ya!

-Treacherous warlords looking to usurp the rule of the other kingdoms

-Vengeful ghosts avenging the death of themself and their daughter

-Cultists who want to harness supernatural powers for themselves

-Eccentric, insane scientists attempting to rewrite history

-Villains who eventually realize the error of their ways and set about atonement as soon as they can, never once looking back or feeling entitled to forgiveness because they’ve truly grown as a person

-Ordinary people who are assholes, but in a semi-lighthearted and comical way

Choices villains I’m NOT okay with:

-Racists

-Sexists

-Homophobes, biphobes, transphobes, phobes of any queer identity

-Victim blamers

-Classists

-Slut shamers

-Body shamers

-Physically and/or emotionally abusive significant others

-Ordinary people who are assholes, but in a needlessly cruel and unfunny way, just because they can

[rosesnink]

Endless Summer, book 2, favourite art

[endlesssumma]

Replayed Endless Summer for the first time in a while and tbh the Rourke x Lila dynamic is even more bizarre than I remember. The more you think about Rourke modeling Iris, the AI he crammed his dead wife's mind into, after Lila's likeness, the creepier it becomes.