Let’s make the Slytherins Slytherin again and keep them at least half a kilometer away from any Gryffindor unless it’s to beat the shit out of them. Let’s bring Evan Rosier and Regulus Black back onto the path of good™ where they’ve got a gang in their house and play together at being future psychopaths, radicalizing each other, and they don’t think about dumbass bullshit like painting their eyes black and sharing crop tops with James Potter. And let’s give them back the right to be what they always were: deeply radicalized kids, profoundly alienated, soaked in their families’ ideologies, who literally dreamed of going around killing Muggles. Let’s reclaim them. What they’re doing to them should be illegal.
And the same with Barty, except I don’t even consider Barty a Slytherin, but whatever. Give me back the straw-blond Barty who fooled an entire society by pretending to be the perfect son of a Minister for Magic, who got excellent grades and was an example of good behavior, while behind the scenes he was torturing people. And let that fucking attention-seeking twink caricature burn in the fires of hell.
Let’s reclaim them all, guys. You have no right to take them away and turn them into pathetic characters.
