#evil beatles

[paul-is-dead-theory]

Purple Ringo….

[al3xisnobody]

someone help!! I’m trying to write a story about three boys who go and watch a hyped Beatles tribute band preform but the tribute band has near identical looks and sounds to the Beatles back in the 60s but it turns out this is not random people this IS the Beatles but the Beatles EXE consisting of Billy shears as Paul McCartney, Wrongo Starr as Ringo Starr but idk who to do for George and John WHO DO I DO!! SEND HELP URGENTLY B4 I LOSE MOTIVATION

[larsthelittleguy]

Evil Beatles mug I made for a friend

[heartsinthebasement]

‘When the Land Rover brought us from Rye station, Paul and Linda met us on horseback,’ he recalls. ‘I thought I’d never seen such an amazingly beautiful couple… []… As was often his way, he immediately treated Cox like the most intimate friend, suggesting they take a walk around the garden on their own.

‘He talked about John a lot – but the strange thing was that it was in the present tense, “John says this” or “John thinks that”. At one point, he asked me, “Have you ever thought what power the Beatles could have had if we’d been evil . . . if we’d gone over to the dark side?” Hearing something like that after only knowing him for about five minutes sort of freaked me out.’

Peter Cox, 1988, quoted in Paul McCartney: The Life by Philip Norman

Now, with someone like me, I cover up what’s wrong. I’m just not the kind of character who could admit everything that’s wrong.

Paul McCartney, Interview for Music Express, April/May 1982

I know Paul was talking in a different context than John’s death in the second one, but I feel like thee quotes point to something fundamental about Paul. It takes him a long time admit anything is wrong, which means it also takes him an extremely long time to process whatever it was that has gone wrong, in order to be able to move on or accept. At least, without therapy.

And, since doing some reading and getting something of a view on the Beatles’ history these past few months, I just think so much of the Lennon/McCartney story is bound up with grief, and the ability —inability, rather— to process their own losses.

Perhaps that odd dark side quote was something to do with that too? They endured a lot.

[billburr-moved]

artie garfunkel

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY | he literally owns my thrussy like we made a contract and everything

[paul-is-dead-theory]

sorry for the shitty quality but come on guys…l it’s obvious at this point

[billburr-moved]

The Beatles 👀👏🔥✔👌💯💦😩🙌💖😤

If I know them:

How long have I listened to them? i’ve actively listened to them since i was 12 but i only recently got super into them 

Favourite song: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm probably ob la di ob la da or blackbird or octopus’s garden or ps i love you :’) or when i’m 64. i can’t pick 

Least Favourite song: within you without you or honestly any george song besides here comes the sun :/

Favourite Album: sgt peppers lonely hearts club band or please please me!

First song I’ve heard from them: i used to listen to an elmo version of drive my car when i was little, and then i had this one alvin and the chipmunks cd that had covers of them, i think it had please please me and some other cover?

Have I ever Seen them in Concert? seen the beatles? not physically 

Any merch I posess:i have a john lennon poster, a shit ton of records, 6-ish pins, a book, a few shirts, and a sweater!!!

Favourite recorded concert, If available: i don’t watch recorded concerts that often tbh :(

Favourite Single/Music Video: hello, goodbye :)!

Favourite Member, current: RINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favourite Former member(if available): i used to really like john lennon when i was 12

[specterofarts]

Evil beatles be like...

"None of us died in a blue helicopter! 👏 blue helicopter 👏 BLUE HELICOPTER!"