That's it. I’m officially dead.
Because if Plagg doesn't manage to kill me, Ladybug is definitely going to finish the job.... now that she's defeated the akuma.
On her own.
Alone.
I mean, I tried helping, but it's a lot harder to be a distraction when you don't have superpowers to get you out of the way of the resulting akuma-tantrum...
Oh, did I forget to mention that I LOST PLAGG!?
And by lost, I mean I let him get cat-napped... by none other than Nino.
Who managed to find him while looting my bag for my physics homework, and decided that NOW was the perfect time to “really apologize” for the stunt he pulled with my hair.
Of course, his apology had to involve taking my “cat plushie” home... something about washing him with his dad's secret detergent during lunch to get that nasty sweaty sock smell out.
((So technically, Plagg, this is your own fault for eating all that stinky cheese!!!))
...and what was I even going to say to that?! Like, we've just been barely talking to each other since the “rinse-ident” and he looked so hopeful...
He was out the door before I could think of a decent excuse, and then the akuma struck... apparently, one of the designers competing for an internship with father's company didn't take his loss very well-- big surprise.
So, completely forgetting that I didn't have Plagg, I snuck off towards trouble anyway, only to realize once I got there that I was going to be beyond completely useless.
Not that I didn't try anyways--
--note to self, do not mimic Disney heroines when in civilian form.
I mean, throwing my shoe at his head DID work... buuuut I probably should have run instead of standing there like a moron, pushing my bangs out of my face and saying, “I took away your victory!”
Especially since it isn't even the correct line... but dammit, I was in-character and it worked for Mulan!
Before the akuma could make a mannequin outta me, Ladybug swept me off my feet and carried me away from the danger.
Which would have been much more enjoyable, if she hadn't been calling me a complete idiot.
Or to be more precise...
...she called “Chat” a complete idiot.
I can only assume it's because I never made an appearance... and if that wasn't bad enough, when Nino came back from lunch, he informed me that he had somehow “misplaced” Plagg.
Meaning he either fell out of Nino's bag, or he escaped on his own, but either way he is now MISSING!!!
Kids doing that evil chuckle (like flash in the incredibles) is one of the cutest things ever
(the neighbours kids ran past my window chuckling and it just made me so happy n.n )
today a guy i had a crush on since high school looked at me for +2 seconds, like dIREccct eye contact, and he smiled a little like he kinda knew me???? and i was so concentrated on not going blind (from his dazzling face and well actually the sun) that i didn't know what to do so i just
kept looking angry with my squinty eyes and furrowed brows
