Yes, that T-Shirt IS real. You can even order one from my Zazzle shop if you're a fellow cartoonist who wants to warn your potential victi... uh... friends. ;) That said, I really only have TWO speeds when it comes to social interactions: An Introvert hiding in a corner, praying to not be seen, or a motormouth who can't shut up. Guess which one I was in a room FULL of cartoonists with pretty much the SAME situation. Special thanks to everyone who allowed me permission to include them here, like Dana Simpson, Dave Kellett, Jim Horwitz, and Brad Guigar! For everyone in the BACKGROUND, you looked at the shirt. YOU KNEW!!! lol














