tried to pick my battles but the battle picked me

Jo, 27, she/they Italian Gryffindork™ and trainwreck, I have too many hyperfixations, woman of letters and healer in progress, on Ao3 as DrJackAndMissjo

[youcannotkillmeiamsubhuman]

The problem with the Masters of The Universe movie isn't Adam's pronouns being shown on the desk, he's literally He-Man, the original Pronoun Patroller, it's the fact that we'll probably see She-Ra in the next movie but She-Ra's going to end up with Bow, Glimmer probably won't exist or will just be a sidekick, Catra's going to be irredeemable, Scorpia's going to be evil, and Hordak's going to be closer to Horde Prime than the autistic goth bat who fell in love with Purple Rapunzel, and speaking of that autistic princess, she'll be evil too.

ND Stevenson ruined anyone else's chances of writing the characters faithfully to the original 80s version by writing them so well that he made them his own and honestly that's iconic.

[toyboxcore]

Reminders from Skeletor by hopehealingarts

[animentality]

[joshuaballsett]

[acmeoop]

Wow, indeed “Masters Of The Universe” (2026)

[notgaybuckybarnes]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE Masters of The Universe (2026)

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[roysflowers]

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

[strayy-cat]

homelander paving the way 🫡

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[valtsv]

i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can't say "the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy" but how else am i supposed to describe it

[valtsv]

this is the definition of living deliciously

[normal-horoscopes]

This is Dragon Resting It's Head On The Lap of a Woman by Robert Leinweber

[feralplantwife]

There's something about this twist on the common unicorn lore that unicorns will lay their heads in the laps of fair (virgin) maidens that I'm absolutely in love with here. Where those women are often portrayed as fragile and innocent and pure, this woman is completely nonchalant. She is confident in her position as part of or benefactor of this dragon's hoard. There is a man climbing to the roost, an interloper, and she has no concerns whatsoever. She and her dragon are content and unconcerned with the petty greed of mortals.

In summary, I want to eat this artwork.

[amashelle]

This image has the same aort of energy as those pictures of people who are trying to do some sort of work but can’t because a cat has made themselves comfortable.

She’s like ‘I was just about to get up a shoo the pest boy off of the ro—oh, you want nap/cuddle time? Okay, sure. Pest boy can wait I guess.’

[tatooineknights]

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[thegoodcowboy33]

Dean wip

[j3llym00n]

i cannot BELIEVE i haven't posted this here. This was almost THREE YEARS AGO.

Please enjoy my accidental magnum opus.

[lynxartt]

The hunting Merthur has become my obsession in recent days

This art should be taken with the composition "White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter" by Lana Del Rey

[tatooineknights]

STAR WARS (1977) Dir. George Lucas

[tinylilemrys]

When Shane joins the centaurs, Ilya arranges it that he gets the locker next to his. He's not passing up the chance to flirt with his half-dressed husband before and after games. Being captain comes with perks.

"You're lucky to get this locker," he tells Shane before their first practice. "Everyone in this room is always fighting to get it."

"Why, because it's the one next to yours?" says Shane, tugging a curl at the back of Ilya's head just hard enough to pull his head back playfully.

"Well, yes," laughs Ilya. "But this is also the magic locker."

Shane has that look on his face that Ilya knows means he's not sure if he wants to laugh or roll his eyes.

"The magic locker?" he says with a skeptical eyebrow and a fond smile. "I'm scared to ask what that means."

"You'll see. Is very mysterious. Science cannot explain it. You will soon see its power for yourself."

And Shane's laughing now.

"How about you get dressed so that you're not late for practice, Cap? The only power I want to see right now is your ass on the ice."

And Ilya has this stupid grin the whole way through practice that only gets wider when Shane gets back to his locker to find his favourite post-practice protein bar and an ice-cold can of ginger ale. There's a small post-it stuck to the protein bar that says "Welcome to the team, Hollander. Love, the magic locker elves. xx" It's unmistakably Ilya's handwriting.

"See?" says Ilya, delighted at how much Shane is smiling. "Mysterious."

"Super mysterious," he says, pressing a small kiss to Ilya's cheek. "Tell the elves I say thank you."

And every practice or game after that, there's always something small waiting in the locker for Shane. Because his locker is magic.