Evilcorp INC(tm)

an evil company that evils very evilly

[evil-inc]

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CEO (Main Blog) @superhgb

Investors & Board of Directors:

Employees:

@l48yr1nth: Head of Puzzles and Conundrums

@the-evil-real-gmail: Head of Communications

First Employee Anon: some job idfk

@ratspancakes: Head of Advertisements

Office Locations:

Evilcorp Land: Headquarters

@evil-maryland: Regional Headquarters

People offered to be employed:

@evilwizard: Head of Magic

How To Get Employed:

Send me a (preferably non-anon) ask or message me asking for a job, you can request any job, then i will accept or deny (always hiring)

[probablybadrpgideas]

Gonna slightly abuse my audience power to find a lost RPG from the early 2000s

premise was some kind of unspecified apocalypse was coming and the players must find some method of finding it out/stopping it in various dreamworlds.

There were four types of dreamworlds (which I think might also have been stats), two of which were "nightmares" and "dreams that mimic reality".

One of the sample dreamworlds was based on the song "what else is there" by royksopp (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4rZE_J1beA)

I had it as a teenager and now I don't have it anymore and "dreamworld RPG" finds 2 million rpgs.

If anyone knows what it is I will reward you with literally nothing!

Pencil

[evil-inc]

yeah we own the game, you are infringing our copyright by talking about it, you will be sued for $9999999999999999

[pokemon]

Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium

[metal-autistic-coven]

All of us when we realize this is the official Pokemon account

[pokemon]

[evil-inc]

sorry, you cannot post this, we have copyrighted pokemon, in order to post this you need to give us $999,999,999,999,999,999,999

[maryland-officially]

WHAT HAPPENED TO @the-gimmick-doctor DO I HAVE BAD MEMORY

[evil-inc]

lawsuit, we need to open our own hospitals

[prokopetz]

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[maspers]

I can't tell if you *wanted* us to solve it, but uh

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[evil-inc]

@l48yr1nth MAKE IT HARDER, AND EVILER

[l48yr1nth]

ON IT, BOSS!! o7

[evil-inc]

good job

[prokopetz]

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[maspers]

I can't tell if you *wanted* us to solve it, but uh

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[evil-inc]

@l48yr1nth MAKE IT HARDER, AND EVILER

[centellacrow]

Tumblr gimmickverses

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

Officialpostsverse

@official-boob-posts

@official-penis-posts

@bees-official

@knifedealler-official

@teamrocket-official

@youareanidiot-official

@anti-terf-posts

@ofishal-fish-posts

@medici-official

@official-cannibalism-posts

@official-linguistics-post

@official-crab-posts

@official-nature-posts

@officialgrassrating

@official-level-five

Brandsverse

@google-officiall

@firefox-unofficial

@mcdonlads-official

@big-mayo-official

@yahooo-official

@the-real-apple-mail

@totally-apple-music

@whataburger-possibly-official

@class-dojo-officially

@100percent-shell-oil

@cvs-pharmacy-real

@truly-jcjenson

@definitely-wikipedia

@k-f-c-official

@totally-scjohnson

@officially-google-translate

@reallytimhortons

@walmart-the-official

@apple-unofficial

@totally-roku-tv

@firesub-houseway-real

@yahooo-official-may-return

@its-target-official

@wikipedia-the-non-official

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@realgoogleclassroom

@realsafari

@duothelingo

@the-real-gmail

@sony-official

@operagxreal

@yes-im-youtube-kids

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-real-ecosia

@definitely-quicktrip

@pizza-hut-official

@gb-tesco-official-new

@real-microsoft-outlook

Governmentverse

@government-agency-bracket

@centers-for-disease-control

@nasa-official

@transit-fag

@the-even-officialer-news

@the-official-news

@ripta-official

@definitely-waste-management

@the-us-navy-official

@royal-canadian-air-force

@localairport

Poetryverse

@eggblackoutpoetry

@reallybadblackoutpoems

@shitpost-poetry-official

@i-scan-your-poems

Locationsverse

@maryland-official

@marylandofficial

@maryland-officially

@ohioofficial

@official-northkorea

@officialmexico

@officialunitedstates

@raleigh-nc-official-totally-real

@totally-durham-nc

@chapel-hill-nc-real

@totally-france

@massachusetts-official

@the-state-of-georgia-official

@official-rhode-island

@totally-salisbury-nc

@the-fr-north-carolina-totally

@the-fmby-north-carolina-totally

@rhode-island-real

@literally-the-first-state

@newhampshireofficial

@the-real-illinois

@atlanta-city-official

@0fficial-america

@the-republic-of-california-fr-fr

@state-of-connecticut-official

@westernmassposting

@officially-dorset

@the-ottoman-empire-for-real

@definitely-totally-croatia

@definitely-britain

@new-mexico-official

@france-unofficial

@the-principality-of-sealand

@totally-italy

@france-the-third

@the-official-italy

@official-denmark

@washington-official-2

@denmark-forreal

@denmark-official

@denmarklandia-official

@official-hongkong

@official-ireland

@definitelytherepublicofireland

@forever-scotland

@russia-totallyofficial

@definitely-canada

@germany-official

@totally-germany

@genuinely-germany

@official-new-zealand

@india-official

@yugoslavia-official

@the-official-roman-empire

@guatemala-official

@definitely-brasil

@very-real-australia

@literally-luxembourg

@definitely-totally-croatia

@totally-japan

@therealrepublicofkorea

@pakistan-official

@republic-of-molossia

@the-kingdom-of-norway

@sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa

@the-state-of-michigan

@cape-breton-island-itself

@state-of-florida-official

@state-of-conneticut-official

@the-real-illinois

@utah-offical

@mhm-wisconsin

@the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta

@new-york-for-real

@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@france-the-third

@officiallybavaria

@totally-china

@yorkshire-official

@real-british-empire

@buffalony-official

@utah-official

@guatemala-official

@the-real-nevada

@a-new-found-land

@official-sc

@new-york-unoficial

@hawaii-offcial

@real-california-republic

@sovereign-state-of-alaska

@washington-official

@saskatchewan-forreal

@definitely-indiana

@soviet-state-of-new-york

@real-chicago

@totally-india

Miscellaneous gimmicks

@definitely-not-a-bee

@really-a-vampire

@the-fake-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@the-missiles-guy

@the-exploder-anon

@i-just-reblog-stuff-i-hate

@blog-for-water

@hellsitegenetics

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

@dragons-locator

@oldenglishtextposts

@randomalienencounter

@whatcoloristhatcat

@will-it-soup

@snailifier

@post-uwuifier

@yeahokayillreblogthat

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fixing-bad-posts

@probablybadrpgideas

@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

@thegimmickblog

@postanagramgenerator

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@not-a-trampoline-daily

@word-problem-posting

@free-post-store

@reading-comp-posting

@post-store

@waterboardingwizard

@the-frightening-ghoul

@time-travel-approval-council

@you-get-water

Planetsverse

@herbig-haro-211

@officially-triton

@actually-titan

@real-yucous-ghe

@the-real-planet-x

@the-moon-styx

@the-sol-sun-fr

@the-moon-called-cyst

@official-moon-of-vitreous

@neuro-officially

@vitreous-officially

@official-meibo-ghe

@official-macula

@totally-the-moon-oculus

@blue-marble-earth

@venus-for-real

@saturn-official

@temporarily-moon-two

@diomenia-daughter-of-callisto

@deimos-moon-of-terror

@mercury-the-swift

@totally-callisto

@planet-king-jupiter

@the-great-io

@the-red-planet-mars

@the-ringed-planet-saturn

@the-lovely-planet-earth

@the-speedy-planet-mercury

@the-chill-planet-uranus

@official-planet-pluto

@truly-pluto

@haumea-the-dwarf-planet

@makemake-the-silly-dwarfie

@the-real-eris

@asteroid-belt-resident-ceres

@the-amazing-andromeda-galaxy

@i-am-the-alcyoneus-galaxy

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

@the-serene-moon-luna

@moon-of-fear-phobos

@the-panic-moon-deimos

@pizza-moon-io

@speckled-callisto

@the-radiant-sun

@truly-the-sun

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@totally-the-real-pisces

@aries-official

@andromeda-the-constellation

@offically-taurus

@and-cassiopeia

@orion-in-the-sky

@ursa-minor-probably

@official-draco-constellation

@ursa-major-actually

@the-official-gemini

@im-canis-minor

@literally-leo

@literally-leo-minor

@might-be-capricorn

@yeah-im-scorpio

Antigimmickverse

@anti-royal-canadian-air-force

@water-for-blog

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@breaking-fixing-bad-posts

@alphabetuncompletionist

@reading-comp-wrong-answers

@rat-detector-but-evil

@evilorcadetector

@anti-h2o

Kitty blogs

@kittysmoker

@kittybroker

@kittybrokerrater

Snomverse

@i-am-a-snom

@oshnom

@robosnom

@snomchievement-unlocked

@i-am-protosnom

@rescued-snom

@engineer-snom

@special-agent-snom

@pride-snom

@sneaky-detective-snom

@snom-with-a-nuke

@apocalypse-snom

@wizard-snom

@thief-snom

@shiny-snomblr

@shiny-snom-red-edition

@snomfee-cup

@i-am-a-frosmoth

@eclipse-frosmoth

@space-snom

@ethics-snom

@otherworldly-patron-snom

@momsnom

@snom-with-sweater

@snom-postal-services

@snom-with-a-bomb

@i-am-catboi-snom

@snom-appreciation

@snomba-has-blog

@snomonomicon

@snom-with-a-knife

@snominrandomplaces

@dinosnom

@reborn-apocalypse-snom

@snom-devourer-of-worlds

@snom-in-space

@lawyer-snom

@snom-with-a-bazooka

@ditto-snom

@cowboysnom

@charlesnom

@evil-snom

@snom-propaganda

@snomonado

@snomnom

@snomganda

@snomms

@snom-goodman

Translatorverse

@translatingpostsintodutch

@translatingpostsintofrench

@translatingpostsintogerman

@translatingpoststojapanese

@translatingpostsintoenglish

@itranslatepostsintotokipona

@translatingthingsinfrench

@randomalienencounter-translated

@translatingpoststoesperanto

Letters/ Grammarverse

@t-counter

@a-counter

@voweltally

@e-counter

@contraction-counter

@how-many-letters

@i-add-ampersands-to-posts

@theletterkcompletionist

@the-disemvoweler

Completionistverse

@asciicompletionist

@oedcompletionist

@alphabetcompletionist

@punctuation-completionist

@numberscompletionist

@periodiccompletionist

Worddetectorverse

@silly-detector

@amongus-text-detector

@bible-word-counter

@in-the-bible

@arethesewordsinhomestuck

@are-these-words-in-thee-bible

@arethesewordsin-thebible

Painterverse

@the-firey-painter

@the-glitter-painter

@the-icy-painter

@the-purple-painter

@the-blue-painter

@the-red-painter

@painting-red

@the-bazzow-painter

@the-orange-painter

@the-yellow-painter

@the-green-painter

@the-teal-painter

@the-pink-painter

@the-white-painter

@the-gray-painter

@the-rainbow-painter

@the-void-painter

@the-pixel-painter

@the-mystery-painter

@happy-little-painter

@the-not-painter

@the-doodle-painter

@the-bird-painter

@the-pride-painter

@the-mew-painter

@the-weezer-painter

@the-deep-fry-painter

@the-scribbles-painter

@the-sus-painter

@thecroissantpainter

@the-lesbian-painter

@the-pan-painter

@the-aroace-painter

@the-trans-painter

@the-omori-painter

@the-sad-painter

@raidpainter

@the-stormy-painter

@the-howling-painter

@the-bisexual-painter

@the-hoppip-painter

@the-random-painter

@the-high-saturation-painter

@the-collage-painter

@the-inverted-painter

@the-duck-painter

@the-scaly-painter

@the-gumball-painter

@the-chaotic-doodle-painter

@the-pony-painter

@the-agender-painter

@the-gay-painter

@the-ghost-painter

@the-space-painter

@the-xenogender-painter

@the-music-painter

@the-anomaly-painter

@the-rotted-painter

@the-neon-painter

@cipher-painter

@the-mewtwo-painter

Ipostsverse

@i-say-ok

@i-make-things-into-faces

@making-you-in-spore

@i-remove-color-from-posts

@i-make-things-content-aware

@i-make-things-explode

@i-make-things-glitched-out

@i-make-things-snakes

@i-make-things-spheres

@i-am-a-fish

Ratdetectorverse

@rat-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-seven

@ratdetectortheninth

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

@rat-detector-15

@rat-detector-16

@rat-detector-17

@rat-detector-the-18th

@rat-detector-19x

@ratdetector20

@rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd

@ratdectector23

@rat-detector-24

@ratdetector25

@25th-rat-detector

@ratdetector-x26

@rat-detector-the-26th

@rat-detector36

@rat-detector-72

@rat-detector-84

@rat-detector-87

@rat-detector-rat-89

@rat-detector-236

@rat-detector-333

@rat-detector-334

@rat-dedecdor

@rat-eliminator

@rat-detectors-detector

@detector-rat

@rat-detector-fail

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st

@rat-detector-redacted

Presidentverse

@nixon-official

@patricia-nixon-official

@hoover-fbi

@kissy-kissinger

@froggyroycohn

@jimmydean37

@official-abraham-lincoln

Elvisverse

@elvis-official

@transfem-elvis

@transmasc-elvis

@nonbinary-elvis

@miniature-elvis

@elvispurrsley

@elvis-parsley-official

@ghost-of-elvis-official

@pelvis-presley

@elvis-unofficial

@yelserp-sivle

@evil-elvis-official

@scary-elvis

@emo-presley

@robot-elvis

@snailvis

@haiku-presley-elvis

@sauromon-presley-the-orber

@elvis-hell

Is-allverse

@pesto-is-all

@marmite-is-all

@mayo-is-all

The Croakerverse

@the-muppet-joker

@strange-aeons

@mydarlingathena

@lifedoesntdiscriminate

@minuseyes

@cabbagex4

@descimatedcroakernightmares

@gonzobatman1

@gunchhorseman

@bruciemilf

@descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

@statleragainstposers

@jimmythebastards-blog

@unmask-strange-aeons

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111

@trash-panda-anon

@marsha-landlord

damnnn how long have you worked on this?!

[evil-inc]

what are we?

[artemis-dawn8]

I don’t believe that y’all have been added yet but if you could tell me which gimmick y’all do and how many of you there are (in terms of usernames) I could add y’all!

[evil-inc]

the only person operating the blog is our CEO @superhgb, and our gimmick is being a cartoonist evil company

[centellacrow]

Tumblr gimmickverses

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

Officialpostsverse

@official-boob-posts

@official-penis-posts

@bees-official

@knifedealler-official

@teamrocket-official

@youareanidiot-official

@anti-terf-posts

@ofishal-fish-posts

@medici-official

@official-cannibalism-posts

@official-linguistics-post

@official-crab-posts

@official-nature-posts

@officialgrassrating

@official-level-five

Brandsverse

@google-officiall

@firefox-unofficial

@mcdonlads-official

@big-mayo-official

@yahooo-official

@the-real-apple-mail

@totally-apple-music

@whataburger-possibly-official

@class-dojo-officially

@100percent-shell-oil

@cvs-pharmacy-real

@truly-jcjenson

@definitely-wikipedia

@k-f-c-official

@totally-scjohnson

@officially-google-translate

@reallytimhortons

@walmart-the-official

@apple-unofficial

@totally-roku-tv

@firesub-houseway-real

@yahooo-official-may-return

@its-target-official

@wikipedia-the-non-official

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@realgoogleclassroom

@realsafari

@duothelingo

@the-real-gmail

@sony-official

@operagxreal

@yes-im-youtube-kids

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-real-ecosia

@definitely-quicktrip

@pizza-hut-official

@gb-tesco-official-new

@real-microsoft-outlook

Governmentverse

@government-agency-bracket

@centers-for-disease-control

@nasa-official

@transit-fag

@the-even-officialer-news

@the-official-news

@ripta-official

@definitely-waste-management

@the-us-navy-official

@royal-canadian-air-force

@localairport

Poetryverse

@eggblackoutpoetry

@reallybadblackoutpoems

@shitpost-poetry-official

@i-scan-your-poems

Locationsverse

@maryland-official

@marylandofficial

@maryland-officially

@ohioofficial

@official-northkorea

@officialmexico

@officialunitedstates

@raleigh-nc-official-totally-real

@totally-durham-nc

@chapel-hill-nc-real

@totally-france

@massachusetts-official

@the-state-of-georgia-official

@official-rhode-island

@totally-salisbury-nc

@the-fr-north-carolina-totally

@the-fmby-north-carolina-totally

@rhode-island-real

@literally-the-first-state

@newhampshireofficial

@the-real-illinois

@atlanta-city-official

@0fficial-america

@the-republic-of-california-fr-fr

@state-of-connecticut-official

@westernmassposting

@officially-dorset

@the-ottoman-empire-for-real

@definitely-totally-croatia

@definitely-britain

@new-mexico-official

@france-unofficial

@the-principality-of-sealand

@totally-italy

@france-the-third

@the-official-italy

@official-denmark

@washington-official-2

@denmark-forreal

@denmark-official

@denmarklandia-official

@official-hongkong

@official-ireland

@definitelytherepublicofireland

@forever-scotland

@russia-totallyofficial

@definitely-canada

@germany-official

@totally-germany

@genuinely-germany

@official-new-zealand

@india-official

@yugoslavia-official

@the-official-roman-empire

@guatemala-official

@definitely-brasil

@very-real-australia

@literally-luxembourg

@definitely-totally-croatia

@totally-japan

@therealrepublicofkorea

@pakistan-official

@republic-of-molossia

@the-kingdom-of-norway

@sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa

@the-state-of-michigan

@cape-breton-island-itself

@state-of-florida-official

@state-of-conneticut-official

@the-real-illinois

@utah-offical

@mhm-wisconsin

@the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta

@new-york-for-real

@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@france-the-third

@officiallybavaria

@totally-china

@yorkshire-official

@real-british-empire

@buffalony-official

@utah-official

@guatemala-official

@the-real-nevada

@a-new-found-land

@official-sc

@new-york-unoficial

@hawaii-offcial

@real-california-republic

@sovereign-state-of-alaska

@washington-official

@saskatchewan-forreal

@definitely-indiana

@soviet-state-of-new-york

@real-chicago

@totally-india

Miscellaneous gimmicks

@definitely-not-a-bee

@really-a-vampire

@the-fake-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@the-missiles-guy

@the-exploder-anon

@i-just-reblog-stuff-i-hate

@blog-for-water

@hellsitegenetics

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

@dragons-locator

@oldenglishtextposts

@randomalienencounter

@whatcoloristhatcat

@will-it-soup

@snailifier

@post-uwuifier

@yeahokayillreblogthat

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fixing-bad-posts

@probablybadrpgideas

@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

@thegimmickblog

@postanagramgenerator

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@not-a-trampoline-daily

@word-problem-posting

@free-post-store

@reading-comp-posting

@post-store

@waterboardingwizard

@the-frightening-ghoul

@time-travel-approval-council

@you-get-water

Planetsverse

@herbig-haro-211

@officially-triton

@actually-titan

@real-yucous-ghe

@the-real-planet-x

@the-moon-styx

@the-sol-sun-fr

@the-moon-called-cyst

@official-moon-of-vitreous

@neuro-officially

@vitreous-officially

@official-meibo-ghe

@official-macula

@totally-the-moon-oculus

@blue-marble-earth

@venus-for-real

@saturn-official

@temporarily-moon-two

@diomenia-daughter-of-callisto

@deimos-moon-of-terror

@mercury-the-swift

@totally-callisto

@planet-king-jupiter

@the-great-io

@the-red-planet-mars

@the-ringed-planet-saturn

@the-lovely-planet-earth

@the-speedy-planet-mercury

@the-chill-planet-uranus

@official-planet-pluto

@truly-pluto

@haumea-the-dwarf-planet

@makemake-the-silly-dwarfie

@the-real-eris

@asteroid-belt-resident-ceres

@the-amazing-andromeda-galaxy

@i-am-the-alcyoneus-galaxy

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

@the-serene-moon-luna

@moon-of-fear-phobos

@the-panic-moon-deimos

@pizza-moon-io

@speckled-callisto

@the-radiant-sun

@truly-the-sun

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@totally-the-real-pisces

@aries-official

@andromeda-the-constellation

@offically-taurus

@and-cassiopeia

@orion-in-the-sky

@ursa-minor-probably

@official-draco-constellation

@ursa-major-actually

@the-official-gemini

@im-canis-minor

@literally-leo

@literally-leo-minor

@might-be-capricorn

@yeah-im-scorpio

Antigimmickverse

@anti-royal-canadian-air-force

@water-for-blog

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@breaking-fixing-bad-posts

@alphabetuncompletionist

@reading-comp-wrong-answers

@rat-detector-but-evil

@evilorcadetector

@anti-h2o

Kitty blogs

@kittysmoker

@kittybroker

@kittybrokerrater

Snomverse

@i-am-a-snom

@oshnom

@robosnom

@snomchievement-unlocked

@i-am-protosnom

@rescued-snom

@engineer-snom

@special-agent-snom

@pride-snom

@sneaky-detective-snom

@snom-with-a-nuke

@apocalypse-snom

@wizard-snom

@thief-snom

@shiny-snomblr

@shiny-snom-red-edition

@snomfee-cup

@i-am-a-frosmoth

@eclipse-frosmoth

@space-snom

@ethics-snom

@otherworldly-patron-snom

@momsnom

@snom-with-sweater

@snom-postal-services

@snom-with-a-bomb

@i-am-catboi-snom

@snom-appreciation

@snomba-has-blog

@snomonomicon

@snom-with-a-knife

@snominrandomplaces

@dinosnom

@reborn-apocalypse-snom

@snom-devourer-of-worlds

@snom-in-space

@lawyer-snom

@snom-with-a-bazooka

@ditto-snom

@cowboysnom

@charlesnom

@evil-snom

@snom-propaganda

@snomonado

@snomnom

@snomganda

@snomms

@snom-goodman

Translatorverse

@translatingpostsintodutch

@translatingpostsintofrench

@translatingpostsintogerman

@translatingpoststojapanese

@translatingpostsintoenglish

@itranslatepostsintotokipona

@translatingthingsinfrench

@randomalienencounter-translated

@translatingpoststoesperanto

Letters/ Grammarverse

@t-counter

@a-counter

@voweltally

@e-counter

@contraction-counter

@how-many-letters

@i-add-ampersands-to-posts

@theletterkcompletionist

@the-disemvoweler

Completionistverse

@asciicompletionist

@oedcompletionist

@alphabetcompletionist

@punctuation-completionist

@numberscompletionist

@periodiccompletionist

Worddetectorverse

@silly-detector

@amongus-text-detector

@bible-word-counter

@in-the-bible

@arethesewordsinhomestuck

@are-these-words-in-thee-bible

@arethesewordsin-thebible

Painterverse

@the-firey-painter

@the-glitter-painter

@the-icy-painter

@the-purple-painter

@the-blue-painter

@the-red-painter

@painting-red

@the-bazzow-painter

@the-orange-painter

@the-yellow-painter

@the-green-painter

@the-teal-painter

@the-pink-painter

@the-white-painter

@the-gray-painter

@the-rainbow-painter

@the-void-painter

@the-pixel-painter

@the-mystery-painter

@happy-little-painter

@the-not-painter

@the-doodle-painter

@the-bird-painter

@the-pride-painter

@the-mew-painter

@the-weezer-painter

@the-deep-fry-painter

@the-scribbles-painter

@the-sus-painter

@thecroissantpainter

@the-lesbian-painter

@the-pan-painter

@the-aroace-painter

@the-trans-painter

@the-omori-painter

@the-sad-painter

@raidpainter

@the-stormy-painter

@the-howling-painter

@the-bisexual-painter

@the-hoppip-painter

@the-random-painter

@the-high-saturation-painter

@the-collage-painter

@the-inverted-painter

@the-duck-painter

@the-scaly-painter

@the-gumball-painter

@the-chaotic-doodle-painter

@the-pony-painter

@the-agender-painter

@the-gay-painter

@the-ghost-painter

@the-space-painter

@the-xenogender-painter

@the-music-painter

@the-anomaly-painter

@the-rotted-painter

@the-neon-painter

@cipher-painter

@the-mewtwo-painter

Ipostsverse

@i-say-ok

@i-make-things-into-faces

@making-you-in-spore

@i-remove-color-from-posts

@i-make-things-content-aware

@i-make-things-explode

@i-make-things-glitched-out

@i-make-things-snakes

@i-make-things-spheres

@i-am-a-fish

Ratdetectorverse

@rat-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-seven

@ratdetectortheninth

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

@rat-detector-15

@rat-detector-16

@rat-detector-17

@rat-detector-the-18th

@rat-detector-19x

@ratdetector20

@rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd

@ratdectector23

@rat-detector-24

@ratdetector25

@25th-rat-detector

@ratdetector-x26

@rat-detector-the-26th

@rat-detector36

@rat-detector-72

@rat-detector-84

@rat-detector-87

@rat-detector-rat-89

@rat-detector-236

@rat-detector-333

@rat-detector-334

@rat-dedecdor

@rat-eliminator

@rat-detectors-detector

@detector-rat

@rat-detector-fail

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st

@rat-detector-redacted

Presidentverse

@nixon-official

@patricia-nixon-official

@hoover-fbi

@kissy-kissinger

@froggyroycohn

@jimmydean37

@official-abraham-lincoln

Elvisverse

@elvis-official

@transfem-elvis

@transmasc-elvis

@nonbinary-elvis

@miniature-elvis

@elvispurrsley

@elvis-parsley-official

@ghost-of-elvis-official

@pelvis-presley

@elvis-unofficial

@yelserp-sivle

@evil-elvis-official

@scary-elvis

@emo-presley

@robot-elvis

@snailvis

@haiku-presley-elvis

@sauromon-presley-the-orber

@elvis-hell

Is-allverse

@pesto-is-all

@marmite-is-all

@mayo-is-all

The Croakerverse

@the-muppet-joker

@strange-aeons

@mydarlingathena

@lifedoesntdiscriminate

@minuseyes

@cabbagex4

@descimatedcroakernightmares

@gonzobatman1

@gunchhorseman

@bruciemilf

@descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

@statleragainstposers

@jimmythebastards-blog

@unmask-strange-aeons

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111

@trash-panda-anon

@marsha-landlord

damnnn how long have you worked on this?!

[evil-inc]

what are we?

[evil-inc]

can i have a discount, your policy says i get a 50% discount for veterans and i served in the military. *hands you my military ID*

it doesn't

it's 50% on for veterans

pay up

[electronicmail]

i love your art do u ever do any finished pieces?

yeah on my art blog

[bingle-official]

Link?

[electronicmail]

do you want my address too

[evil-inc]

FOR ONLY $999999999999999999 WE'LL GIVE IT TO YOU

[electronicmail]

Ginger-ale-official didn't have your problems 🤔

sweetheart ginger ale is not a brand

[evil-inc]

NUH UH, IT IS, AND WE OWN IT

@ginger-ale-official WERE COMING FOR YOU

[dateamonster]

bad news guys they gave me the hrt that turns you into an impish little scoundrel, such as might be henchman to an evil wizard or demon lord or so on

[evilwizard]

have your people call my people 🤙

[dateamonster]

it stands for henchman replacement tincture

[dateamonster]

me when i realize i couldve henched for a hot evil demon dragon lady but i got hired by this fuckass wizard

[evilwizard]

im reducing your salary

[evil-inc]

you could work with us?

[johnegbertlover413]

No one can stop me from drinking John Egberts snot.

[evil-inc]

okay we may have made a mistake, reblogging tumblr user johnegbertlover413's post about drinking john snot, but we will be releasing a limited time "Jonh Egbert Snot" soda in reference to this oopsie doopsie

[johnegbertlover413]

I’m gonna drink it all

[evil-inc]

thank you our loyal customer, it is $1,000,000,000 a can and we will take all your data

[johnegbertlover413]

Who said I’m paying?

[evil-inc]

we will hunt you down

[johnegbertlover413]

No one can stop me from drinking John Egberts snot.

[evil-inc]

okay we may have made a mistake, reblogging tumblr user johnegbertlover413's post about drinking john snot, but we will be releasing a limited time "Jonh Egbert Snot" soda in reference to this oopsie doopsie

[johnegbertlover413]

I’m gonna drink it all

[evil-inc]

thank you our loyal customer, it is $1,000,000,000 a can and we will take all your data

[johnegbertlover413]

No one can stop me from drinking John Egberts snot.

[evil-inc]

okay we may have made a mistake, reblogging tumblr user johnegbertlover413's post about drinking john snot, but we will be releasing a limited time "Jonh Egbert Snot" soda in reference to this oopsie doopsie

[johnegbertlover413]

No one can stop me from drinking John Egberts snot.

[shoku-and-awe]

South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

[sylren13]

[evil-inc]

NO, we will sue you for $100,000,000 if you take them