#evil mastermind

[pixlokita]

She learned to hide my slippers so I don’t leave my room. Wow

[my-melodyyyy]

SHE LEFT ME FOR A MAN MY LESBIAN (NOW EX) LESBIAN LOVER LEDT ME AND STARTED DATING A MAN IM NOT EVEN PLAYING I HATE MY LIFE BEING A LESBIAN IS THE WORST I HATE HER I HATE HER I WISH HER ILL (not really) I WANY HER TO FUCKING DIE (not really) I CANT BELIEVE IT WHY WPUKF SHE DO THAY😭😭😭😭😭😭

[blueandyellow7]

so plot twist, everyone. i am actually matt duffer and unfortunately, both ross and i have made the executive decision to just not release a teaser. at all. cry about it.

[geminimoontrait]

There is no more criminal genius than a preppy blonde chick

Master the Criminal Career

Complete the Public Enemy aspiration

Live in a starter home for your entire YA life. When you’re an Adult you may build up/move out

Have twins (you may cheat for this)

Bind a sim to the Voodoo Doll

Steal an item worth at least $1,000

Enemies to Lovers: Marry a sim you’ve previously made Dislike you (you can do this with a Declared Enemy for added challenge and drama)

Beginner’s Drama Challenge by @cosmoosims

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[the-kingshound]

I dunno why noodles. Its just called noodles . I like noodle its a funny word.

I'm gonna start calling hamburgers panino hamburger. Or tramezzino hamburger.

[arconinternet]

Dr. Hell’s Conquest of the World (Windows 3.1, Toshiyuki Nishihara, 1994)

You can play it in your browser here.

[deathbyoctopi]

Nie Huaisang, master actor, looking all surprised at the reveals that HIS OWN EVIL PLAN brought to light. 

I love him ^^

(from manhua ep. 246, the temple scene)

[frc-ambaradan]

"He sits motionless, like a spider in the center of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them. He does little himself. He only plans. But his agents are numerous and splendidly organized.” Arthur Conan Doyle, “The Final Problem”

Flintheart Glomgold in italian Disney comics.