#evil overlords---

[thestationoracles]

taurus horoscope ; week of 5/26 - 6/2

That spider you see crawling over your computer screen today?  She is a gift to you from us.  Put your cursor where she is, we've trained her to deliver you a secret message.  We hope you know semaphore.

[thestationoracles]

(for the tarot reading) Will my financial situation improve this summer?

first card

ace of wands - creative energy & new beginnings

second card

queen of cups - emotions & intuition

third card

five of hazards (pentacles/coins) - poverty & anxiety

summary

it looks like your recent past (ace of wands) was full of ideas and inspiration.  you may have had some big dreams of starting a business or a new career path--and hopefully you remembered to record those dreams in your dream journal, as per city council's request.

however, presently (queen of cups) you have bigger concerns at the front of your mind.  you're getting in touch with the deeper truth of your situation.  you may be experiencing a period of closeness with those around you or perhaps approaching a deeper experience of reality.  perhaps you'll even get a glimpse of the smiling god!  just remember, bloodstone circles are still prohibited.

stay on your current path and you will be in for a good deal of anxiety about money in the near future (five of hazards).  that may not mean that your financial situation is not improving, but may not going to feel completely comfortable with your income for a while yet.  alternatively, you may emerge from your daydreams (queen of cups) to realize you've been neglecting the physical realm and need to reprioritize.  try not to worry about it.  as long as you can afford your government-mandated slice of big rico's pizza, everything will be just fine!

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[thestationoracles]

sagittarius horoscope ; week of 5/22 - 5/28 - bibliomancy week!

"-.. .- .-. -.- -. . ... ... /  .. ... /  -.. .-. .- .-- -. /  - --- /  .-.. .. --. .... - --..-- /  -... ..- - /  .-.. .. --. .... - /  -.. --- . ... /  -. --- - /  -.- -. --- .-- /  .. - /  .-.. .. --. .... - /  -- ..- ... - /  .- -... ... --- .-. -... /  - .... . /  -.. .- .-. -.- -. . ... ... /  .- -. -.. /  - .... . .-. . ..-. --- .-. . /  -- . . - /  .. - ... /  --- .-- -. /  . -..- - .. -. --. ..- .. ... .... -- . -. - .-.-.-"

[from 1984 by george orwell, as suggested by strexcorp]

[thestationoracles]

taurus horoscope ; week of 5/12 - 5/18

This week finds you in a difficult financial situation.  Stexcorp can help.  Got a house, a car, a business you've built from the ground up with nothing but your blood, sweat, bile, and viscera?  No you don't. Strex.  Got a family, a dog, an ancient bloodstone circle containing all that remains of your ancestors?  No you don't.  Those things are illegal. Strex.

Strexcorp pays good money for the things you aren't allowed to own anyway.  Strex.  Now get to work!

[this horoscope sponsored by arby's, now under new management.]

[thestationoracles]

aquarius horoscope ; week of 5/9 - 5/15

Don't work harder, work smarter!  The stars indicate that this is a great week for you to make strides in your financial life.  Start off on the right foot by going back in time and convincing your parents to invest in Strex.  You'll be born so wealthy, you won't have to work at all.  But you will.

[this horoscope sponsored by strexcorp.  strex: it is everything.]