#spiders---

[thestationoracles]

taurus horoscope ; week of 5/26 - 6/2

That spider you see crawling over your computer screen today?  She is a gift to you from us.  Put your cursor where she is, we've trained her to deliver you a secret message.  We hope you know semaphore.

[thestationoracles]

capricorn horoscope ; week of 5/15 - 5/21

Want to know some cool facts about spiders?  Here we go!  Spiders aren't insects, they're arachnids, which is totally different.  Each of a spider's 8 legs is divided into 7 sections and ends in 2-3 sharp claws.  Except for the spiders employed by a vague yet menacing government agency.  Their legs end in 2-3 hypodermic needles.

What?  Oh, uh, no reason.  But maybe you should shroud your home in fine-mesh net as soon as possible anyway.  It's a fun game the whole family can enjoy!

[faunmoss]

and now they're finding bodies covered in cobwebs, and of course their scientific curiosity makes them explore some more.

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you think it's going to be giant spiders but the reality is even worse hahahahaha O__O

[thatwarmtoastyfeeling]

It was so little though. Like. Gnat sized. The only reason I saw it was because it happened to descend on its web off of the front of my hair di-rect-ly in front of my eyes.

It was so cute. I played with it for a li'l while before I set it on some boxes that we don't touch often. Spider webbing is baffling to me.