#evil shance

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(Assuming that emperor Shiro hasn't met Lance and his source of reference is 'His Lance but probably a bit to the left') Emperor Shiro: But how do I know this kid really is Lance's daughter? Kid, pre teen and mean: I will burn this place to the ground. Emperor Shiro, wiping a tear: this kid really is Lance's daughter, take them to Lance and start the cloning process immediately

Evil!Lance: How do you know they are a child of a different version of me.

Emperor Shirogane: They...kind of...look like you

Evil!Lance: -raises eyebrow-

Lance’s Child: Let me go so I can drop kick your freaky glowing eyed faces, you weird terrible meanies.

Emperor Shirogane: -smiling- Oh...and that!

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Can you feel the love tonight is constantly playing around dark shance. The paladins will die from all the sweetness.

Evil Shance probably has more of an Our Love is God from The Heathers Musical vibe. (Sorry on mobile can't link) Cause it is soft, but they will also freaking kill you.

Can You Feel the Love is more for them before everything. (And their Keith was fake vomiting all the time at their sappiness, and everyone else was rolling their eyes and laughing. )

But I cracking at the idea of this:

Evil!Lance: Hey what was that old Earth song about touching love in the night?

Everyone: -confused and mildly disturbed as hell as to what he might mean-

Evil!Lance: You use to sing it all the time. You know the one that was like -starts humming Can You Feel the Love Tonight-

Emperor Shirogane: Oh, Can You Feel the Love Tonight.

Evil!Lance: -nods quickly-

Emperor Shirogane: -just starts sing the song-

Everyone: What is even happening right now?!

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Poor paladins, they against the worst kind of evil. Cute power couple evil. The paladins can see the little hearts floating around dark shance. They're serious problem for them but they also get flustered by all the cute and love. Mainly canon shance.

Evil Shance: -look at each other like they are the center of their universe for a hot second before continuing resuming evil plans/monologue-

Canon!Shance: -gets blushy and can't make eye contact with everyone-

Everyone else: -weirded out a bit and confused as to what is happening-

Keith (knowing that this is 100% what Lance and Shiro would be like if they got together): oh my god just kill us or whatever your going to do to us already. Before I quazinacking vomit myself to death.

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Idea for your dark shance au: a flashback to shiro and lance getting married but its dark shiro telling canon shiro this time. I think their interaction would be interesting too.

Anon, I am so sorry this took a while to answer.  My past two weekends have been busy (as they usually are in at the start of November).  I hope you enjoy.

Posted the fill as a new chapter for I Can Hold a Grudge Like Nobody’s Business

And you can ready here on AO3: Chapter Five: I'll Show You What You’re Missing

Chapter Summary:

“What is the point of all this?”  Shiro asked with sharp frustration.

Emperor Shirogane turned to look at him slowly.

“My husband can be a curious thing.”  Emperor Shirogane admitted with a sense of fondness in his voice.  “The appearance of your friends and you as more than peaked his interest. He's come to me with a whole list of questions he wanted answers to after your arrival.”  He continued with a small chuckle. Shiro watched him smile to himself slightly, before it faded a bit as he looked down at Shiro and put his hands behind his back.  “I am just trying to be of help to him. His is after all very busy with your friends.”

I hope you enjoy it.

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I was thinking about my Evil!Shane AU (Emperor Shirogane and Altean!Lance) today...just cause I guess.

And I just imagined Emperor Shirogane giving this really serious and evil monologue sort of speech/angry lecture, and like half way through, just kisses his Lance's cheek and is soft (because he walked by Lance and couldn't resist) before continuing exactly how he left off. Also Lance goes soft for that moment too.

Basically Emperor Shirogane is crazy scary and intimidating to everyone. But the softest of soft for his husband.

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I love the dark shance au. Lance gives me a queen ravenna vibe from the snow white and huntsman movies. All beautiful but deadly.

You what...yeah you're right. Evil!Lance does give off that vibe. Not to mention the aesthetics are similar.

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For that evil shance au: i love that shiro has a soft spot for lance. But imagine if someone were to hurt lance or insult him. Im imagining like that scene in 300(this is sparta!) Were someone is insulting lance and before shiro goes to kill them he gets a nod from lance.

Well, I do imagine Emperor Shirogane has a very strict policy in regards to anyone talking bad or insult Lance/Imasu.  Like really really strict, like nothing negative is allowed what so ever.  While Emperor Shirogane is rather fine with negative talk/criticism towards himself, because one he can take it, and two it helps him be a better ruler.  (Unless someone says Lance makes him too soft, then he gets annoyed.)

But if anyone hurt’s Lance.  Like just look out and get out of Emperor Shirogane’s war path.

Okay, okay, but like imagine that scene but when they invade/attacked Altea.  And Allura is the person Emperor Shirogane is going to kill.  So he’s extra pissed off, because like Earth was destroyed on her orders, plus she turned her back on helping saving Lance.  But before he goes to kill Allura, he turns just so to look at Lance for what to do.  Because Allura is still Lance’s sister, and like Lance might want to do the honors.  (Which mind you is a totally shock to Allura to see Lance there letting everything happen.)  And Lance just gives him the nod to go for it.  So Emperor Shirogane does.

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Song that makes me think of your new chapter to your fic i can hold a grudge like nobody's business: breathe of life by florence and the machine.

You're not wrong!

Alternatively Caslte by Hasley is a good on too. For when Evil Shance attacks Altea, and young "orginal" Paladins fight the Human Empire.