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Wishercizing

I put on all the stretchy clothes,The ones that cost a lot.I mix up fancy powder drinks,The kind as thick as snot.I drive across the town to gym,The place that has a pool,Machines I don't know how to use,And weights for looking cool.It has a bar for smoothies too,A sauna and a hot tub,And fancy towels,And yoga goats,A meditation club.I visualized a thinner me,And lofty goals were set.I thought…