#kpop shitpost

[homoerotikos]

[together] lesbians! feminism! yoongi! *.★.°

[storkmuffin]

[BELOW IS A SELF INDULGENT JOKE POST BY A DERANGED KPOP BLOGGER]

YOU'RE ENTERING TONGUE-IN-CHEEK, TIN-FOIL-HAT LAND.

So I was just relaxing on the last day of my Lunar New Year holiday with Stray Kids content, which is always quality assured for safety and ease of consumption, when they started up talking about the kinds of SKZ Code they wanted to make.

This seemed imitative to me of Ateez deciding their next Wanteez episodes, but with like a much higher production budget and proper scripting.

But then - but then - you see, upon the release of the Ateez Wanteez meeting, we had a bit of a discussion on here and on mutuals' blogs about what content we would like.

On January 15, 2026 I had this whole post where I wanted Ateez to make Wanteez where they take ballet class.

In operative part I said:

Episode 2: Ateez Takes Ballet Class. This is motivated by my desire to FINALLY GET MINGI IN DANCE TIGHTS. Put on the dance tights, Mingi. Mingi? MINGI SHOW ME THOSE LEGS. Oh and also, like, everyone who sees them do Halazia has to know they took some species of barre or ballet class at some point. Also when Mingi dances he likes taking his clothes off, and many ballerinos are extremely exhibitionist, so he would have a wonderful time. Yes he would. Shut up. (SHOW ME THOSE LEGSSSSS.)

and I also said

But I mean. This is designed for my bias, Yunho. Yeah yeah, Yunho as the body proportions and the lines and the strength and everything, but you see, YOU SEE, in ballet partnering, it matters a LOT how big and how pretty and sensitive the male partner's hands are. The grand finale for this Wanteez episode will be some really clever, dominant ballerina from the KNB teaching Yunho how to do an overhead lift. There will be lots of close ups of his beautiful hands around her beautiful waist, on her beautiful back, and she will be talking to him as he has her lifted wholesale overhead, 2.7 meters off the floor, going, "Ng ng, Yunhoya, exactly like that. I'm so comfortable right now. This is correct."

AND GUESS WHAT THEY ENDED UP DECIDING WOULD BE CONTENT FOR STRAY KIDS?!?!

1 Felix challenges himself by covering a K-Ballad

2 Hyunjin works as a server at Soul Cup (I think this is the JYP Company in-house cafe) wearing a ballet costume.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Hey! Hey mutuals! Hey anons! Hey lurkers!! We should just use my blog to SAY STUFF WE WANT FROM KPOP. Because I know I said I wanted MINGI and YUNHO in ballet tights but like, Hyunjin is actually a more than acceptable substitute! Thank you to whichever Kpop shaman witch sister that is fueling this manifestation capacity. Keep it up!

새해 복 많이 받으세요~

[wooyoungisbaby]

im JUST saying.

[more ateez memes]

[blovedhobi]

shit post time 📫

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[cutedazed]

꒰ 🧸 ꒱ coffee and summer dreams ♡

[marknismo]

💢💢💢

[prettygirlsluvskz]

that one 2kids room where han put his face literal centimetres away from leeknow's and leeknow just closed his eyes ???? what was going on there

[starchild--27]

kokobop and cream soda - my favourite substance abuse siblings