#exposing john watson

[consult-sherlockholmes]

John is still scared of dogs. Sometimes I sneak up behind him and growl in his ear with my deep baritone voice, and he jumps like the scared little rabbit he is.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Another embarrasing fact about John, because I am bored and still angry at him: He can’t hold on to a decent relationship. All his girlfriends always left him for various unknown reasons. Either he was too boring for them, or not good enough at certain activities, or he didn’t give them enough attention because they were all worthless, stupid and boring anyway. Just a waste of time. Or because John isn’t capable of a long term relationship due to his attachment issues steming from his distant parents. 

[consult-sherlockholmes]

“He also always goes to his room and hides himself there for about an hour after I growl at him. Or hides in the shower.”

Sherlock, I don’t think he’s hiding. I think he’s doing something else.

Do you hear moans from his room or the shower when he is ”hiding”?

What's the term then? Cowering in fear? Trying to calm down again? I don't think so. Just gasping in fear I would say. Or hyperventilating.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

John just told us about you military kink

I do not have one. I don't have any kinks. I am above such things. John is just trying to get his petty revenge for me exposing him. Nice try. But not good enough.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Sherlock... Did you ever think about the fact that MAYBE the growl arouses him...

No, I did not. Why should he be aroused when I growl? His displayed behaviour does not at all fit together with the typical signs of arousal.