John is still scared of dogs. Sometimes I sneak up behind him and growl in his ear with my deep baritone voice, and he jumps like the scared little rabbit he is.
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John is still scared of dogs. Sometimes I sneak up behind him and growl in his ear with my deep baritone voice, and he jumps like the scared little rabbit he is.
Another embarrasing fact about John, because I am bored and still angry at him: He can’t hold on to a decent relationship. All his girlfriends always left him for various unknown reasons. Either he was too boring for them, or not good enough at certain activities, or he didn’t give them enough attention because they were all worthless, stupid and boring anyway. Just a waste of time. Or because John isn’t capable of a long term relationship due to his attachment issues steming from his distant parents.
Maybe you should go growl at him now and see how he reacts. For science
Good idea. Let's scare John for blocking me. How about I bite him as well?
“He also always goes to his room and hides himself there for about an hour after I growl at him. Or hides in the shower.”
Sherlock, I don’t think he’s hiding. I think he’s doing something else.
Do you hear moans from his room or the shower when he is ”hiding”?
What's the term then? Cowering in fear? Trying to calm down again? I don't think so. Just gasping in fear I would say. Or hyperventilating.
Hi yes can I please have embarrassing information about John?
He is scared of the dark. Can't sleep in complete darkness either.
John loves to watch such tasteless tacky boring and ridiculous romance movies, which are mainly aimed at a female audience. Yes, that kind of stupid unrealistic bad made low budget and no effort romance movies with characters as smart as a brick and as shallow as a spoon. And he also loves to read those ridiculous kind of romance novels with those muscular men on the cover, which mainly consist of bad written indecent scenes, and possess titles like ‘forbidden passions’ or ‘riptide lovers’.
Sherlock... Did you ever think about the fact that MAYBE the growl arouses him...
No, I did not. Why should he be aroused when I growl? His displayed behaviour does not at all fit together with the typical signs of arousal.
sherlock why did john block you i'm so confused i yhink i've vmmissed a lot of things
Because he is overdramatic and a spoilsport, and wants to 'punish' me for talking about drugs again and being 'annoying'. This is no punishment at all. I will show you what a real punishment is, John. I will be even more annoying now.