#eyelesspainter

[askuseyelesspainter]

Jack: I wasn't that drunk.

Helen: You tried coloring my face with a highlighter because you thought I was important.

Jack: But you are.

[creepypasta-incorrect]

Toby: You're so gay for Hoodie.

EJ: Ha I'm not gay..

*Helen walks by*

EJ: ...at least not for Hoodie.

[creepypastaincorrect]

Sniper hitman!helen has to kill target!Ej

[ocreeps]

Opposite’s Attract Headcanons

A thing I’m doing where I headcanon some differences between Person A and Person B in some of my OTP’s because I can.

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TicciMask

Masky despises sweets. Anything that has sugar in it? No, bitch, back the fuck before you get smacked the fuck up. It gives him a toothache, and on occasion a really bad stomachache. He can only really handle gum.

Toby, on the other hand, is a hoe for candy. One time, LJ offered him a lollipop and he got so excited he almost shoved it up his ass.

An agreement was set between them. Toby doesn’t eat sweets in front of him, then Masky won’t insult his life choices.

EyelessPainter

Painter doesn’t sleep. That’s it, he just doesn’t. He will only ever really when EJ drones on about medical procedures, or when his brain just shuts down and he goes into micro-sleep mode.

EJ once slept for two days straight, no joke. The man loves sleep, and is probably one of those people who can nap just about anytime. Car ride? Nap. Dinner time? Nap. Sex? Nah, that guy has priorities.

It has caused some fights between the two. EJ being worried about Painters physical as well as mental wellbeing. He made him promise to sleep at least once every three days.

Ben x Jeff (what is their ship name even?)

Jeff is the epitome of ‘Teen Angst Bullshit MTV Cribs: The Dark Void Inside Me’ so he listens to heavy metal in front of everyone to keep up that facade. In private? He outright listens to Melanie Martinez of repeat.

BEN’s music taste is rap or some shit. When he’s high, Lil Uzi Vert and Kendrick Lamar is his go-to. When he isn’t, however, he listens to Eminem.

Huge teasing on both parts, Jeff probably has a recording of BEN squeaking out a flurry of words that make no sense in attempt to sing-along to Rap God, but then BEN turns it into a double-blackmail session when he pulls up a video of Jeff jamming out to Alphabet Boy.

[pastaville-moved-blog]

Helen: Sure is dark in here.

Eyeless Jack:

Helen: I'm not scared or anything.

Eyeless Jack:

Helen: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days??? Not me. Not Helen. No, sir.

Eyeless Jack: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Helen:

Helen: Yes, please.

[askthecreepygays-blog]

Have you seen this beautiful boy? No? Then you must be fucking blind. He's right there, isn't he great? He is, it's no question.

Eyeless Jack talking about Helen.

[rattiie-z]

Helen be nice to your bf

[hauntedfreak-blog1]

This is one big meme