Formula 1—the sport that sees ten teams send two drivers each out onto international circuits to win races, score points, and ultimately, win the championship
Can I request lando x reader where she accidentally says “bye love you” on the phone to lando and hangs up and starts freaking out and ignoring his call backs and messages but then max assures her that she has nothing to worry about but she still avoids lando for the day until he catches her 🥰
Bye, Love You
Lando Norris x Girlfriend!reader
Synopsis: Lando’s girlfriend accidentally ends a call with “love you,” panics, avoids him all day, and only stops running when he finally corners her—where he admits he’s been wanting to say it too.
You hang up before your brain even catches up to your mouth.
“Okay, I’ll see you later—bye, love you!”
Click.
Silence.
Then the horror hits.
You freeze in the middle of your kitchen, phone still in your hand, eyes wide, soul leaving your body like a cartoon character. Lando Norris. Your Lando-but-not-technically-your-Lando-because-you-haven’t‑had‑the‑talk Lando. And you just said love you like it was the most casual thing in the world.
Your stomach drops. Your heart sprints. Your brain starts drafting a passport application under a fake name.
And then your phone lights up.
Lando ❤️ calling…
You shriek. Actually shriek. And throw your phone onto the sofa like it’s radioactive.
It buzzes again.
And again.
And again.
You bury your face in your hands. “Oh my god oh my god oh my god.”
---
MAX, UNFORTUNATE WITNESS TO YOUR SPIRAL
Max strolls into the room like he owns the place, holding a protein shake and wearing the expression of a man who has seen too much.
“Why does it sound like someone’s being murdered in here?”
You point at your phone like it’s a crime scene. “I said it.”
“Said what?”
“I said love you.”
Max blinks. “Okay… and?”
“And? AND?!” You pace the room. “We’re not even official! We’re just… dating. Soft-launching. Whatever we are. And now he thinks I’m in love with him and he’s going to freak out and run away to Monaco and change his number and—”
Max snorts. Actually snorts. “Yeah. That’s exactly what Lando’s gonna do. The guy who literally stares at you like you hung the moon.”
You glare. “You’re not helping.”
He shrugs. “You’re overthinking. He’s probably smiling like an idiot right now.”
Your phone buzzes again.
Max peeks at the screen. “He’s called you six times. And texted you. And sent a voice note. And a meme. And another voice note.”
You groan and flop onto the couch. “I can’t face him.”
“You’re being dramatic.”
“I am dramatic!”
Max pats your leg. “Just talk to him.”
“No.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m embarrassed.”
Max sighs. “Fine. But you’re gonna have to see him eventually.”
You shake your head. “Not today.”
---
THE GREAT LANDO AVOIDANCE TOUR
You avoid him at the track.
You avoid him in the paddock.
You avoid him in the hospitality suite by ducking behind a potted plant so large it should have its own passport.
Every time you see a flash of papaya orange, you pivot like a spy evading capture.
Your phone keeps buzzing.
Lando: Did you mean to say that?
Lando: Are you okay?
Lando: Did something happen?
Lando: Max said you’re fine but you’re ignoring me so now I’m not fine.
Lando: Can you please just talk to me?
Lando: I’m worried.
Lando: …love you too, if that helps?
You nearly pass out at that one.
But you still avoid him.
Because embarrassment is stronger than logic.
---
THE CAPTURE
You’re sneaking down a hallway, eyes darting like a criminal, when a hand gently wraps around your wrist and pulls you into a quiet room.
You gasp.
Lando shuts the door behind you.
He looks… worried. Soft. A little breathless. And so heartbreakingly gentle that your chest aches.
“Hi,” he says quietly.
You stare at the floor. “Hi.”
He steps closer. “You’ve been avoiding me.”
You swallow. “No.”
“Babe.”
You wince. “Okay maybe.”
He tilts his head, trying to catch your eyes. “Did I do something?”
Your head snaps up. “No! God, no. You didn’t do anything.”
“Then why won’t you talk to me?”
You take a shaky breath. “Because I said something stupid.”
Lando’s brows lift. “The phone call?”
You nod miserably.
He steps closer, hands sliding gently to your waist. “Why is that stupid?”
“Because we’re not… you know… official. And I didn’t want to scare you off. And it just slipped out and I panicked and—”
Lando cuts you off with the softest laugh.
Not mocking.
Not teasing.
Just warm.
He cups your cheek. “You think that would scare me off?”
You blink. “Wouldn’t it?”
“No.” He shakes his head, smiling like you’re the sweetest thing he’s ever seen. “I’ve been wanting to say it for weeks.”
Your breath catches.
“I didn’t want to rush you,” he murmurs. “Didn’t want to make you feel pressured. But when you said it, I swear my heart stopped.”
You whisper, “In a good way?”
“In the best way.”
He leans his forehead against yours. “I love you. I’ve been in love with you. And I was hoping—really hoping—you meant it.”
Your eyes sting. “I did.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
He grins, soft and relieved and so full of affection it nearly knocks you over. “Then come here.”
He pulls you into his chest, arms wrapping around you like he’s been waiting all day. You melt into him, finally breathing again.
He presses a kiss to your hair. “Next time you accidentally tell me you love me, maybe don’t run away.”
You groan. “I panicked.”
“I know.” He laughs into your shoulder. “It was adorable.”
You swat his arm. “Don’t call it adorable.”
“Okay.” He kisses your cheek. “It was cute.”
“Lando.”
“Fine. It was the cutest thing you’ve ever done.”
You bury your face in his chest. “I hate you.”
He smiles. “No you don’t.”
“…No. I don’t.”
He lifts your chin and kisses you—slow, warm, certain.
summary: yn norris reveals she's pregnant. the internet goes on rampage trying to figure out who the baby daddy could be
notes: i've never written max before!
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ynnorris some surprises (and a moron) ☀️
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lando i still cant believe it
↳ ynnorris what, that you're the stupidest norris?
↳ lando ily yk
↳ ynnorris i know
lilymhe gorgeousss girl 🤩
↳ ynnorris tyyy lily !!
user1 i can't believe i've never seen her account!!!
↳ user3 she's SO pretty but also she's very out of the limelight yk. idk what she's studying but she's normally in somerset
maxverstappen1 did he actually fly you out?
↳ ynnorris believe it or not, max, yes he did !! thankfully i'm not staying in his stinky flat
↳ lando why am i catching strays??
user2 love the slip dress!
↳ ynnorris thank you so much 🥹
francolapinto hermosaaa
↳ ynnorris no franco
↳ user4 for those wondering, franco's been trying to shoot his shot
carlossainz55 congrats yn!
↳ ynnorris thank youuu carlos! we're so excited 🥺
user5 can we talk about who it is now...?
↳ user6 no bc i really want to know. who could the daddy be!!!
lance_stroll ☀️
↳ ynnorris ☀️
user7 i say it's carlos
↳ user8 no its so obviously charles, why else would lando fly her from england to monaco???
↳ user9 like half the grid lives in monaco , it could be any of them
↳ user10 WHAT IF ITS OSCAR
↳ user9 nah mate ur crazy
↳ user11 i'm sure she'll say later
user10 where's she staying if not his flat tho
flo_norris_showjumping look at your glow!!!
↳ ynnorris flo you're my favorite <333
↳ lando again...
user12 the suns are a little weird...it could be lance!!
↳ user13 not STROLL lmao
↳ user14 well from the pic he's a little taller than her but then she's the same height as lando
alex_albon love the first one
↳ ynnorris ty wonder who took it
georgerussell63 do you want to come with alex and i instead of lando?
↳ lando MATE
↳ ynnorris no thanks, i'm with him 🥰
↳ georgerussell63 it was worth a try lando, alex_albon
user15 2019 rookies dinners CONFIRMED
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ynnorris i've been relegated to watching drinks but it's alright because of our late night drives 🥰
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user16 DID NOT A SINGLE PERSON THINK IT COULD BE MAX FEWTRELL...
user17 it IS max don't doubt my word
↳ user18 there's 2 maxes lmao
↳ user17 verstappen obvs not that boyfail
lando well ur good at watching drinks
↳ ynnorris ly2
alex_albon lmao
↳ ynnorris screw you !! but not lily x
lance_stroll 🥰
↳ ynnorris 🥰
user19 does NO ONE think it can be lance? come on guys... the matching emojis every post...
user20 it could be charles or pierre or este or isack or one of the french
↳ user21 HEAVILY pushing pierre, could be the reason for the lando/pierre beef!!!
charles_leclerc you should've joined us chérie
↳ ynnorris thank you but no thank you, leclerc
maxverstappen1 what model car is it?
↳ ynnorris audi rs6, it's perf for our little family !!
georgerussell63 you should NEVER follow lando into a club
↳ lando mate.
↳ ynnorris you'd have thought i learned my lesson when i was young but nope
user22 i'm the only one out here fighting for george/yn ✊
↳ user23 joining ur boat
user2 THAT DRESS 🤩
↳ ynnorris 🫶
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ynnorris miami what's poppin' 🇺🇸
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user24 does anyone know the story between her and lance's friendship...? something? (i want to see soemthing like he COULD be the baby daddy...)
↳ user25 basically at one of the first gps yn went to, she got lost and lance was the one to find her (i think this was 2020 so the beautiful pink racing point days) she recognized him a bit from random karting events + f1, and they hung out. to this day they're friendly!
↳ user24 i might give up my yn/lance agenda then...
user26 THE BABY DADDY. IS. OSCAR.
↳ user27 some people are pushing it but like... htye havent even liked ANY of each others stuff
↳ user26 they're obviously keeping a low profile jeez you moron
↳ user27 right...
↳ user28 well i think its max or an unknown guy!!! the buildup could be just for the baby <3
lando hopefully not your stomach
↳ ynnorris i'm telling mum and oli and dad
↳ lando sorry sorry sorry (and not him pls 🙏)
lando look at that handsome fella!!!
↳ ynnorris go away !!
lance stroll 🇺🇸
↳ ynnorris 🇺🇸
user29 guys what if its a rookie.. like liam or kimi
↳ user30 they're a bit young
↳ user29 age is subjective! mark and ann are happy and they've got what 10 years?
↳ user31 lowk u on to something...
charles_leclerc you never come over to ferrari anymore...
↳ ynnorris i only went over for carlos, is he there, charles?
↳ charles_leclerc ouch
georgerussell63 miami
↳ ynnorris poleboy!
user32 isnt it a little weird oscar doesn't say ANYTHING...
↳ user33 not really (i'm not trying to be anti or anything but) we've seen oscar get sarcastic with lando when things don't go his way; they've said multiple times they're not friends outside of f1; it's just not oscar's business.
maxverstappen1 interesting choices to show...
↳ ynnorris did you know that you, lance, and lando all didn't get p1 when you got pole for the first time?
↳ maxverstappen1 ... ok
↳ ynnorris i'm making the whole grid bracelets come get yours !!
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ynnorris & maxverstappen1 eliza florence verstappen, 15.5.26 ☀️
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lando SHES SO FKIFHG GORFEOUS I HAVENT STOPPED CRYING AND HSE S SHO PRETTY AND YOU YN I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
↳ ynnorris stop crying you're making me cry 😭 i love you so much lando, you're going to be the best uncle everrr
carlossainz55 look at her!
↳ maxverstappen1 mate we're all crying
victoriaverstappen such a perfect name 😊
↳ ynnorris 🥺
lance_stroll look at her!
↳ ynnorris 🥰
lewishamilton i accept abu dhabi because it meant that max had the guts to ask you. Eliza is gorgeous! much congrats x
↳ ynnorris thank you so so much lewis!!! and max says the same right back at you x
user24 i'm actually a bit emotional idc if its parasocial
↳ user34 no it really is what do you mean max asked her out after winning his first title!!!
user33 i really thought it would be carlos...
user36 I WAS RIGHTTTT
lilymhe mama!!!
↳ ynnorris <333
georgerussell63 congrats !!
↳ ynnorris tyyy georgie boyyy
maxverstappen1 i love you 💖
↳ ynnorris i love you too 💖
lando i still can't beliee MAX knocked you up
↳ maxverstappen1 consent goes both ways !!
↳ lando fuck right off
so like to summarize. george gets a podium at his 100th race with mercedes. no one shows up to greet him at parc ferme. cool. no one shows up at the podium itself. interesting. mercedes makes a recap post that has 2 paragraphs about lewis, one about kimi and 0 about george. strange. then the recap post of the weekend has 9 photos of kimi and one group photo with george and lewis. weird. then it comes out they fucked up his wing at the last pit. fucked up. and this is on the tail end of monaco, where george went to the stewards by himself because no one else could be bothered to do so. now i don't wanna sound like a conspiracy theorist and i know that merc doesn't really celebrate p2 and p3s, but I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, george might have had a falling out with toto and they are using every trick in the book to quietly punish him and other him within the team with is so beyond fucked up even prime horner and marko couldn't have executed in just 2 races
I would like to request an Oscar fic where his girlfriend is obsessed with Lando's monster!
I am currently obsessed with it because it tastes almost exactly the same as a Swedish ice cream called "Piggelin"
(You don't have to have that as the reason she loves it if you don't want to, that's just why I'm obsessed with it LOL)
And everyone (especially Lando) thinks it's so funny and even for her birthday gift her a pack of his monster drink (partially also to tease Oscar)
And the fans also loves it cause she's often seen in public or in the paddock with Lando's monster!
Puss puss 🥰
Much love 🫶
The Monster Problem
Oscar Piastri x Girlfriend!reader
Synopsis: Oscar’s girlfriend is accidentally famous for being obsessed with Lando’s Monster Energy. The fans love it, Lando encourages it, and Oscar suffers — especially when Lando gifts her a pack for her birthday.
Oscar swears he knew what he was signing up for when he started dating you.
He really did.
He knew you loved Lando like a brother.
He knew you had a chaotic streak.
He knew you were sweet, affectionate, and a little unhinged in the best way.
But he did not know you would become this obsessed with Lando’s Monster Energy drink.
It started as a joke — one sip from a can Lando left in the McLaren motorhome fridge.
Then another.
Then suddenly you were showing up to races with one in your hand like it was a fashion accessory.
And the worst part?
Everyone thought it was hilarious.
Especially Lando.
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THE PADDOCK CHAOS
You walk into the paddock holding your usual: a cold, perfectly‑condensed can of Lando Norris Monster Energy.
The cameras catch it instantly.
They always do.
Fans on Twitter have already made edits of you with the can.
Someone even made a fan cam titled “Oscar’s girlfriend and her true love.”
Oscar pretends he’s not jealous.
He fails.
“Morning,” Lando calls, spotting you before he spots Oscar. “Oh look — she’s got her emotional support drink again.”
You grin and raise the can like a toast.
“Breakfast of champions.”
Oscar groans. “You know you’re encouraging her.”
Lando shrugs. “She’s got taste.”
“She’s got a problem,” Oscar mutters.
You pat Oscar’s chest. “Relax. You’re still my favourite Australian.”
“That doesn’t help,” he deadpans.
Lando cackles.
---
THE BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
Your birthday falls on a race weekend, which means two things:
1. Oscar wants to spoil you.
2. Lando wants to cause problems.
You walk into the hospitality lounge expecting a cake, maybe balloons, maybe a cute little gift from Oscar.
What you do not expect is a giant wrapped box sitting on the table.
Oscar looks suspiciously innocent.
Lando looks like he’s about to combust from holding in laughter.
“Go on,” Lando urges. “Open it.”
You tear the wrapping paper — and freeze.
Inside the box is a full 24‑pack of Lando’s Monster Energy drink.
You gasp like someone just proposed.
Oscar drops his head into his hands. “I can’t believe this is my life.”
Lando beams proudly. “Happy birthday, mate.”
You throw your arms around Lando first — which Oscar pretends not to be offended by — then you hug Oscar, who mutters, “I should’ve gotten you jewellery.”
“This is better,” you whisper dramatically.
Oscar stares at you like you’ve betrayed him on a spiritual level.
---
THE FANS JOIN THE CHAOS
The moment photos hit social media, the internet explodes.
@ f1updates:
Oscar’s girlfriend receiving a 24‑pack of Lando’s Monster for her birthday is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
@ piastrigfdefense:
She’s so real for this.
@ landonorris:
I’ve never felt more powerful.
Oscar replies:
Stop encouraging her.
You reply:
Never.
The fans adore it.
They start spotting you everywhere — in the paddock, in the grandstands, even in the background of Oscar’s interviews — always with a Monster in hand.
Someone edits a photo of you holding the can like a trophy.
Someone else makes merch.
Oscar is suffering.
---
THE FINAL STRAW
After qualifying, Oscar walks into the garage and finds you sitting on a folding chair… sipping a Monster… wearing a McLaren hoodie… with Lando’s race number on it.
He stops dead.
Lando walks by, pats your shoulder, and says, “Good choice.”
Oscar’s eye twitches.
“Okay,” he says, stepping between you and the can like he’s confronting a rival. “This has gone too far.”
You blink innocently. “What has?”
“You,” he says, pointing at the can, “and that.”
Lando leans against the wall, arms crossed, enjoying every second.
Oscar sighs dramatically. “I’m losing my girlfriend to an energy drink.”
You stand, wrap your arms around his neck, and kiss him softly.
“You’re not losing me,” you murmur. “You’re just sharing me… with caffeine.”
“That doesn’t make me feel better.”
You kiss him again. “You’re still my favourite.”
Lando coughs loudly. “Second favourite, clearly.”
Oscar throws a towel at him.
---
THE ENDING — SOFT, SWEET, AND STILL CHAOTIC
Later that night, you’re curled up on the hotel bed, head on Oscar’s chest, scrolling through fan edits of you and your Monster.
Oscar watches you with a mix of love and resignation.
“You know,” he says, brushing your hair back, “I could buy you a lifetime supply.”
You gasp. “Would you?”
“No,” he says immediately. “I’m not enabling this.”
You laugh and kiss his jaw. “I love you more than Monster.”
He smiles, finally satisfied. “Good.”
“…but only slightly.”
He groans, burying his face in your neck while you giggle.
And from the hallway, faintly, you hear Lando yell:
