#fable dave

[drragonn]

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Hear me outs, but if I told anyone this (part of my) list irl they would get hella suspicious…

Part 1 🤪🫣

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Optimus prime🤖

Jolly green giant 🥦🫛🥬🥒🫑

Milia Fallyna Jenius🧑‍🎤👽

Iron giant 🦿🦾

Bfg👂

Audrey 2 🪴

Atom smasher ⚛️

Neytiri 💙

Dave 🫣

The Diamonds 🤍💙💛

Are you noticing a pattern here? 👁️👄👁️

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I am on the Ace spectrum just so y’all know 🫡 I’m more thinking dating and romance 🥰

[drragonn]

Dave's house

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Beanstalk memes part 4 @fae-of-the-forest01

Memes Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

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Chapter 13 as explained by John Mulaney…

Dave: Can I please go home? 😥😬🫠

The Council: No. Infact, we’re gonna frame you for [human trafficking]! And you’re gonna go to jail for 30 years! 🤪

Dave: Why are you doing this to me?? 😵‍💫🫨😭😭

*Replace the word “Toad” 🐸 with “Eaten”🍽️*

The Jacks: “We didn’t abandon you, Rory, we just thought you were eaten.”

Rory: “No, He never ate me.”

The Jacks: “Well, that was our mistake then.”

Rodrick at the fact that Rory managed to kill a Giant instead of him:

Rory: 😏👁️🫦👁️😏

When the 👸Queen👸 shows up:

Rory jumping into Dave’s hands like: (first 16 seconds of the video)

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In celebration of chapter 12 coming out (and me finishing finals), here are some more “Beanstalk” memes for @fae-of-the-forest01! 🫣🤭

Memes part 1 & part 2 & part 4

Future Rory talking about Dave after/if they get separated (audio only):

"He was my first love, and he was everything I ever wanted…" 😔

“You only knew him for a WEEK.” (Less than a week actually 😂).

“It was supposed to be… FOREVER!” 😭😭😭

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Memes for the lovely @fae-of-the-forest01’s story “Beanstalk” which has had a choke hold on me for MONTHS! I highly recommend!

Please enjoy! 🤭 (part 2 here / part 3 here/ part 4)

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