#fable hannah

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

let's have two iconic love interests with mama

[cocoaletta]

[heroine-of-albion]

Fable II Character Aesthetics - Hammer

[oakvale-obliteration]

Hammer: The real treasure is the friends we make along the way!

Reaver: No. I want my fucking gold.

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

and if i said doomed yuri

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

sparrow's entire friend group was made up of:

their eldiritch great aunt

someone who's definition of anger management therapy was also killing people

a guy they spent a decade in prison with

and some dude who tried to betray them. twice. back-to-back.

I don't even know how they made friends with Walter and Jasper. Literally the two most competent and well-adjusted people they spent an extended amount of time with.

One day you're in a constant state of conflict, trudging through the unthinkable, and making allies with the only people who aren't trying to kill you;

The next, you're trying to fix the socioeconomic state of the country while figuring out how bureaucracy works

What a social life

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

it's objectively hilarious that the people who saved albion from destruction consisted of:

Two very tired senior citizens who could've gotten this done yesterday if they didn't need to babysit

Someone who's been living off of nothing but sexually-charged power plays and wine, who has way too much time to kill

A well adjusted grown woman who just got her 5 year anger management chip

And a very angry 30 year old who hasn't bathed in anything but blood and miscellaneous bodies of water for years