Roz: I just found out from Solaris today that when Juniper died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Fabby said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”
Juniper: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Fabby: Throw rocks at he.
Solaris: Hot Dogs.
Roz: Kill him.
Juniper: Thanks guys.
Solaris: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Roz: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Juniper: FLOOR IT!!
Solaris: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Roz: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Solaris: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Fabby: DO IT!
Roz: NO-
Solaris: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Roz: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Juniper: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Juniper: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Fabby: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Juniper: No!
Juniper:
Juniper: ....Maybe.
Roz: What is love?
Juniper: An emotional minefield.
Fabby: A neurochemical reaction.
Solaris: Baby don't hurt me.
Juniper: *tapping fingers on table*
Fabby: *taps fingers back furiously*
Solaris: …What’s going on?
Roz: Morse code. They’re talking.
Juniper: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Fabby: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Juniper: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Roz doesn't take me seriously enough.
Fabby: "Sometimes"?
Solaris: "Enough"?
Juniper:
Solaris: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.
Juniper, watching Fabby and Solaris fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Roz, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Juniper: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Fabby: Roz.
Solaris: Roz.
Roz: Me.
Juniper: Isn’t it weird how we pay money to see other people?
Solaris: You mean movies?
Roz: Concerts?
Fabby: Prostitutes?
Juniper: Wha…N-no, I mean glasses, what the fuck-
Roz: Think you can unlock the door for us?
Fabby: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Juniper, can I have your credit card?
Juniper: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.
Fabby: Thanks. Now Solaris, break down the door!
Juniper: Huh!?!
Fabby: What the hell was that?
Solaris: *picks up a flashlight* Only one way to find out!
Juniper: Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the spooky scary banging!
Roz: Yes we do, Juniper. We always do.
Fabby, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Roz: Gray.
Solaris: Grey.
Fabby, turning to Juniper: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Juniper: Dark white.
*The squad is playing a team sport*
Solaris: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Fabby?
Roz: Have you ever played a game with Fabby?
Solaris: No…
Roz: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Fabby, chasing Juniper: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
Fabby: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough.
Solaris: Yeah, you just catch it.
Roz: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.
Juniper: Then I just use a spear instead.
Fabby: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?
Roz: I told Solaris to grab snacks for everyone.
Fabby, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
