#faccs

[violetvettel]

Seb when he sees Netflix :

Me when I come out of my room and there are relatives outside :

[jynzandtonic]

Ok but WHAT does Goblin!Sackler do with his balls?? You know that menace would boast about how heavy and swing-y they are. How does he manage to annoy you with those moons??

👏 he 👏 wakes 👏 you 👏 up 👏 by 👏 putting 👏 them 👏 on 👏 your 👏 face 👏

[jynzandjuice-rip]

This is a shitpost for @cowboy-kylo

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

Hey Oracle, which Greek gods hold the most bottom energy??

12. You

11. can't

10. rank

9. them

8. their

7. sexual

6. energy

5. is

4. inexplicable

3. to

2. mortals

1. Ares

[spoonful-of-kpop-blog]

Stay culture is being bias wrecked by every member, including your bias.

[violetvettel]

Everybody : so Lewis, MAX-

Lewis : SEB

Everybody : but Max-

Lewis : do you mean SEB?

[jynzandtonic]

Hi there z!

This is both a request to form part of your emoji anon group and also to discuss... Thoughts about singing wap to sackler's face, never once breaking eye contact??? It's so simple but I feel like he would immediately brust in flames I mean swipe your nose like a credit card??? Yes please.

- hope you're having a nice day! 🍄☁️

Wait... MUSHROOM CLOUD ANON? Ohhhkay, look at you comin in hot with a cool-ass emoji name.

So, as someone with an unhealthy obsession with Sackler’s nose, I, too, would burst into flames.

That said, I think he’d FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND GET READY FOR A WHOLE MEAL OF PUSSY

[blackeyeswhy]

i could go all day not responding to texts and then blame everyone for making me feel lonely. <3