#fade red queen

[lilo-jacos]

K but imagine Farley and Mare both singing dirty songs with 100% energy and dancing with each other while Cal and Shade are just in the corner blushing. And Shade getting a little weirded out by his sister doing it but also happy for his girlfriend getting the confidence.

Then Kilorn is the one blasting the music and hyping them in the corner

[imjulia-andilikecats]

To think that Shade's prediction was right with these two

Reference: Parks and Recreation

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Challenge: "Make a collage related to a character, but only non-canon things for that character (little to no context)"

My Diana Farley: ☀️🌄❤️

Please note two things:

1. NONE OF THESE PICTURES ARE MINE!! I got all of these from accumulating them to my Farley boards on Pinterest :) credits go to the creators

2. Just because I use a picture of someone for the personality portrayed does not mean I think they look like the character

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Fade Headcanons! ❤️🫶🏼

- There would always be something "wrong" with him, always complaining that something hurts so she would come and check it.

Shade: "Babe my wrist hurts"

Farley: "You used that one yesterday"

Shade: "...yeah, so it's obviously getting worse and you should come see if it's okay"

- She often lays on his lap and he holds her. Especially if this is in front of a window where they can enjoy the view outside.

- He is NOT AFRAID for his woman to be wearing heels to make her taller than him

- While doing her makeup he encourages her to add extra blush because he likes the red hue of her cheeks

[imjulia-andilikecats]

Red Queen Characters and the Modern Trends and Activities They Would Like

Mare: Kendall Jenner, White Tank Top Trend: Mare has been wearing those since she was old enough to dress herself. Has a brown Leather shoulder tote bag that is covered with keychains that were gifted to her by her friends and family, from time to time. The only keychain that will never touch her bag is those Popmart keychains and Labubu charms (It's too big, expensive, and it covers the other keychains). Italian Charm Bracelet links all her interests and hobbies, and random pieces given to her by close friends through the years. Mare would have the most laid-back clothing with mismatched shoes or a top that she bought on sale at her favorite thrift store, but has accessories that are fully decked out with memorabilia that passes as a maximalist aesthetic.

Cal: Becoming an influencer, unintentionally. Gym videos that are actually educational, but most comments are men asking what Cal eats and the type of sets he does, and yeah, they are also thirsting over him. Cal does car videos where he fixes his car while responding to the livestream comments. Cal might like the Viral Dubai Kunafa Chocolate but not crazy for it. He would absolutely cringe at how dizzingly sweet Crumble Cookies are (even with his wicked sweet tooth), and he would mostly stick to his beloved Vanilla Cake. Cal would fall victim to the Ninja Creami Ice Cream Maker and probably had a phase of only consuming his protein powder in ice cream form and has fed Mare tubs of that ice cream and meal prep whenever he brings Mare home.

Maven: He would be the face of overconsumerism once he steps into a Lush Store. He keeps that business alive and well with his bath bomb purchases alone. He would also fall in the Matcha craze, he genuinely enjoys the process of making it, cause it distracts and relaxes him. Keep in mind, he only enjoys matcha lattes and not the trendy tools or equipment or the Weck jars. Cause he sticks to his own method in making his matcha lattes. Oh and do ignore the flavored syrups on his counter, and yes, he only uses full-fat milk cause our boy needs it and is very hungry.

Evangeline: She ain't riding any trends, but she starts them. She would buy a simple Costco tote bag and get posted walking with it, and the next day, people would line up to have what she had. Most of the time, she joins in Elane's reels where they review makeup and gossip. She mostly uses bobbi brown, MAC, rms, and sometimes Fenty makeup when the color interests her.

Farley: She is not chronically online for the next trends, she despises consumerism, and for her, TikTok is the root cause of those fast micro trends. Farley is too busy dragging every right-wing republican on Twitter and doing her 24/7 job. She gets featured on other social media platforms for her public speeches with cool Phonk edit music.

Kilorn: He would get along with the Yoink Guy and make reels of himself talking about fishing and which knot is best to use for that spring fishing trip. Most chronologically online and knows all the brain-rot memes and uses them to annoy Mare and Cal whenever they hang out.

Shade: Gets unwanted dating advice from Andrew Tate-like podcasters on his Instagram account, so he stopped using most social media apps; only Twitter is still active. He uses the internet like a regular person but only stays active when he sees Farley dragging some right-wing conservative through Twitter.

Note: What other trends would you guys think these characters would be into?

Bonus

Julian: Gets jumpscared every time he sees flat-earthers, anti-vaccers, and tradwives spreading misinformation on every platform. Spends most of his free time at his favorite library and occasionally hears young readers ask, "Does it have spice?" When looking at books, it confuses him. Might also get jumpscared when he sees the BookTok Popular sign when he visits bookstores.

Sara: Barely has time to touch her phone once she starts her shift in the hospital. When she is done, she will go to a small bakery and pick up her and Julian's favorite pastries and coffee, then talk to the librariy where Julian is already waiting for her.

[lilo-jacos]

Red Queen Couple Headcanons!!

- Farley and Shade gossip about everyone they have ever come across. Or they'll say they're going to work but really they're leaving the room to talk trash.

- Mare and Cal play Animal Crossing together, sometimes making fun obstacle courses in the game plus seeing who can make the best villages.

- Elane turned Evangeline into a swiftie (mainly Reputation and TTPD, a bit of 1989)

- If Maven and Iris had a daughter her name would be Ava, if they had a son his name would be Ivan.

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If shade was still alive what would fade be like? Would they have more kids? What would there wedding be like?

In my version Shade actually IS still alive so I'm prepared for this question 💪🏼

First- yes, they would have another daughter two/three years after Clara and name her Madeline. The entire Barrow family and Scarlet Guard would treat them so well and spoil them any way they could🥰

As for fade, they would definitely be more open about their relationship after the girls come along and they would be the cutest dang thing to ever encounter. I don't see them having an official wedding or a ring or anything as they don't think it's necessary- but if they did it would be very simple and low-key. A ceremony between just their closest friends and family followed by a dinner including everyone in the guard.

I have my Farley-Barrow family board on Pinterest if anyone's interested! I can post them!

[imjulia-andilikecats]

Mare Barrow at the End of Red Queen

Mare: *points at Farley* You said, you and your men will retreat as soon as the plan was in motion. Why are you still here?!

Farley: You're Welcome

Mare: *points at Shade* And you were supposed to be dead!

Shade: I got better?

Aveyard: He did; in fact, did not got better

Reference: Puss in Boots The Last Wish