I found out I can read the Dangerous crow boy book for free piggy backing off of my mom's Amazon and Kindle Unlimited account. This means that I will be live blogging it.
I'll probably do this by chapter.
Without further ado~
Prologue
Right off the bat, I am faced with the fact that a book I thought was only 160 pages is actually 677 pages and 76 chapters plus an epilogue. I don't know what I fear more. Reading this entire thing and its awful, or reading it and actually enjoying it. The thing is there is a non 0 chance that I will actually like it because the tropes listed on the blurb are practically my Ao3 history.
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There is a watercolor style map which is actually really pretty.
There is also a trigger warning for suicide and infant distress at the begining of the book and a summary of the previous book which im sure will be helpful.
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Upon reading, im not sure how helpful the summary actually is. A lot of these names are not explained. Im pretty sure River is our crowboy, but I only know that due to reading the FAQ. River was apparently almost killed in a battle? And volunteered to retrieve a nuclear warhead?
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Plastic dress girl is named Blake and the very first time she talks is livestreaming. She is either aggressively Australian or British. Haven't read enough to tell.
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Australian then.
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Spiritual successor to GIDDY UP SLUTS. I may actually add this to my personal vocabulary.
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DID YOU END THE LIVESTREAM???
BLAKE
BLAKE
PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T STREAMING YOUR TITS RIGHT NOW.
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...She is in fact still streaming.
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She be breasting boobily
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Okay so it's the end of the world, and her husband decided to throw a party and give her the wrong address. Also he forgot to celebrate her birthday and on a date to make up for it, stared at his phone the entire time. He doesn't like it when she doesn't wear a bra or is filming.
Jeff is a dick.
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Okay forget everything. Blake deserves to get dicked down by crowboy if she is married to this giant red flag of a man.
Imagine it being the end of the world and you decide to spend your last moments making others miserable.
I sincerely hope that he suffers.
Manifesting that River mauls him at some point.
