#fail date

[themisterhip]

"He wasn't going to cancel the reservation" (was hard to get :")

This is what happened after azi rejected crowley.. again :")

[hella-kitty6669]

I'm dead lmfao

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers Characters: Darcy Lewis, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Jimmy Woo Additional Tags: meet cute, But weird, Darcy is a little mess, but Steve decides he likes it Summary:

Steve’s been taught “failboat,” so he can confidently call this a “fail date.”

[ohmykpopheart]

Ugh.... I just got back in from a fail date night with this guy.... I try to give him a chance but who goes to a party for a first date... And it wasnt even my kind of music.... He kept saying u look bored and with my honest self... I said yes, im not into this music. I was so bored the 2 Heineken and 4 rum and coke drinks did nothing for me.... Now i have to think of an easy way to let him down... There was just nothing really igniting between the 2 of us. He seemed to be reallly happy with people asking if i was his girl... Which im not but i was too bored to even say no.... When will i find the one

[dustandcobwebs]

Yet another inexplicable date update

By some alchemical witchery conducted by date girl (henceforth known as Lucy, not her real name obvs.) drinks on Saturday has transmogrified into her coming round to my place on Saturday for a stargate Atlantis marathon and drinks. Which on the one hand: - people in my house I need a week to prepare But on the other: - she likes stargate Atlantis and me But mostly, I need to tidy. My comfort zone is far beyond the event horizon. I reserve the right to wibble indiscriminately.

[regina-eve]

Double Date FAAAAIL

I'm late, but I just watched The Amazing Spider-Man and it was soooo awesome, but the company, eh not so much. Got stuck on a blind double date cause my coworker wanted to meet my best friend, but it turned out to be more of a hang out than a date. Pretty glad for that cause I totally wasn't looking forward to that hah. And to make things worse my coworker said the guy he was supposed originally bring for me to meet flaked and brought another guy who totally was NOT my type -_- I'm pretty picky with guys... Whatever, I came just for the movie bahaha and so that my best friend wouldn't be left alone with my coworker.

Would you believe it if I said that those guys didn't think Emma Stone was attractive?! Those guys are crazy. Emma Stone is gorgeous!!!

My best friend and coworker owe me big time!

The only good thing that came out of this day was of course the awesome movie! And that cutie/hottie Morgan West from Chiller's "Can You Survive a Horror Movie" tweeted me :)

[xoxolinhduh]

LOL .. Damn .

Girl: It was great meeting you

Guy: it was definitely a fun date!

Girl: yeah, well .... I'll friend you on Facebook .

[theironiesofbliss-blog]

tips:

the next time you ask someone out, maybe you should start to care about her priorities. if i tell you that i have tests tomorrow, it should be a sign that i am not even  planning to go anywhere today instead of nagging me to go to your game or some sort. don't tell me that it's just gonna be for 2 good long hours cause it's not. 2 good long hours is finishing my homework and studying for the next day's classes. if  i tell you that i have to go for my monthly check up, maybe you should start to be concerned instead of making me miss it and rebook another appointment.

too bad, i am currently enjoying my life with no responsibility to call someone, to constantly text, nor to meet his standards by limiting myself to what i want. i am only 19 years young; i have so much time ahead of me. and having a love life is the least of my concern right now, thank you very much.