🚓 CHARGE: Involuntary Vehicular Manslaughter (via Megane Glint)
Description: Subject adjusted his glasses at dusk. Megane glint triggered a +300 percent Smugness Burst (Level 99). Driver failed Perception Check.
AOE Effect (Radius: 20 meters): • Carriage (HP 340 to 0), instant knockout • Pedestrian A, slipped and inflicted with Embarrassment for 3 turns • Pedestrian B, slipped and inflicted with Minor Ego Damage for 2 turns • Vlad’s floral cart, hit with Critical Damage times 4 and obliterated • Horse, Fear Status applied, duration unknown • Aristocrat, failed Wisdom Save and dove into fountain • Streetlamp, gained Sentience briefly and became permanently offended
Environmental Debuffs Applied: • Chaos increased by 50 percent • Cobblestones became 20 percent wetter • Vlad’s mood decreased by 100 percent
Witness Audio Log: A faint “hmph.” detected before impact. Suspect shows no remorse. Possibly proud.
Statement from Vlad: “Tell him I said run.”
