#failson

[wizzershitlist]

Yea im obsessed keep scrolling loser

Freddy carters michael is everything i want from him thank u fazbear ent

[unhingedratbastard]

Shane Hollander type of guy to spend hours building historical accurate monuments in Minecraft

[nerdytextileartist]

Lian Harper is in street clothes, huddled next to Billy and Skidmark over a sketchpad.

Lian: ...So "Fuecoco" is going to meet up with "Sprigatito" behind Phan's after trailing "Team Skull" to their "gym". Suddenly, the teens look up as they hear the roar of a motorcycle as Red Hood drives up and stops right in front of them. He dismounts and approaches. Red Hood: I heard through the grapevine that a new dealer moved into Alley Town. Bet you could use my help- Lian: Nah, we're good. Red Hood, taken a back: 'Cuse me? Skidmark: We appreciate the offer, but we got this. Red Hood: You do know who I am, right? Billy, staring daggers into Red Hood: We do and that's why we don't want you here. Red Hood, glaring back at Billy: Bold words for a kid who hasn't seen nearly half of the crap I've seen at your age. Skidmark, sliding in between Billy and Red Hood: Look. We get it. You got your way of doing things that works for you- Lian: That's debatable. Red Hood shoots a glare at Lian. Skidmark: -but that's not how we do things here. Lian: Plus, you got a bad habit of drawing attention to yourself and we and everybody who live here really don't need targets drawn on our backs. Red Hood, incredulous: So, you three are what stands between East End and the drug dealers, the wannabe crime bosses, and the other creeps that just want to see the world burn? (scoffs) And they say I have a death wish. Lian: We didn't say it was just us. (to Billy and Skidmark) I didn't say that, did I? Skidmark: Nope. Billy: Nah. Lian: When I said that we were good, we don't need your help. Red Hood: Okay, then who do you have that's so much better than little ol' me? Mia Dearden, appearing from the shadows: 'Sup, loser! Red Hood is surprised, but regains his composure. He turns to face Mia. Red Hood: Mia, what brings you to Gotham? Did you finally realize what I can do for you that Green Arrow can't? Mia: Actually, I'm here to spend time with my niece and her bros. Red Hood looks back at Lian and puts two and two together. Red Hood to Lian: Did Roy ever tell you how I broke him out of a Quraqi prison- Lian, unimpressed: He did. You're still not my uncle. Not even close. Red Hood, scowling: Fffffffffffffine! I get it. I know when I'm not wanted. I'll just take my epic feats to a more accepting audience. Good luck with your little operation. Try not to get fridged. Lian, shouting: Wouldn't be the first time! Red Hood waves them off as he mounts his motorcycle, fires it up, and drives away. Lian to Mia: Was he that big of a weenus when you fought him? Mia: He didn't blow up a school this time. Skidmark looks at her with shock. Mia: It was way after hours. It was just me and him in there. He sucks, but he's not a monster. Billy scoffs. Mia: Mind sharing? Billy: Let's go over the plan.

[hustlebonezzz]

Introducing the sleepiest and eepiest of demigods, Reyka!!! 😴

Long ago he was known as the Prince of Stars, but that time has been long since forgotten much like him.

Find him on…

ArtFight | Toyhou.se

[girlchomper]

I have so much love for this failson

[letsgetreadytotumble]

2023 Tumblr Ultimate Fail Son Competition Round 1: Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman vs. Todd Chavez)

AARON PAUL IS A EXTREMELY TALENTED AND SUCCESSFUL ACTOR KNOWN FOR PLAYING HOODIE-HOLDIN' BEANIED-BUFFOONS WHO GET MANIPULATED, MAN-SPLAINED, AND MALE-WIFED BY OLDER SHITTIER MEN WITH EGOS LARGER THEN LIFE (OR WHAT LIFE THEY HAVE LEFT)

FROM BLUE GLASS TO COTTON CANDY, THE SANDS OF ALBUQUERQUE TO THE STARS OF HOLLYWOO, TWO AARON PAUL PERFORMANCES ENTER, ONLY ONE LEAVES.

Jesse Pinkman vs. Todd Chavez

Jesse

Todd

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[isopodonanescalator]

guys marvin is a failson. like he literally is

[newx-menfan]

Like Kendall Roy…so too must Julian fall 😔