SargeantUN(ited)

Unhinged art student He/they | 19 Side blog for racing and all things Logan Sargeant Hound idk

[certified-sleepy-behavior]

Soft squishy omega pouch....protecting his and will's pup....

[meowriimo]

i get so high off that 1 inch willmack height difference

[penandinkprincess]

sorry I’m headcanoning a universe where #Yuna is an even more avid snake person, her and Shane bond over it and so everything is the same as the HR timeline except during the parent meet up after the cottage and Shane is explaining things to his parents by the door Ilya jumps a foot in the fucking air because SHANE WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SEVEN FOOT SNAKE ON YOUR PARENTS COUCH WHAT THE FUCK and Shane is like oh that’s just Alfredo she likes the feeling of the couch on her belly

and Ilya has to make a choice if he’s going to marry into a clearly INSANE family (Yuna has like 13 ongoing habitats)

retribution for ilya calling them all boring for so long lmao

[junkdrawertales]

also all of the Hollander pasta snakes want nothing more than to climb on Ilya, who is so tall and warm and squishy. He considers that perhaps the only thing worse than a giant snake that hates you is a giant snake that likes you

[penandinkprincess]

the snakes are collectively referred to as "the pasta," which is for sure not confusing at all and didn't take ilya two times of interacting with them to understand that saying yes to, "are you cool with the pasta?" did not mean yummy dinner.

it meant. snakes. coming out. and existing around him. so much around him.

shane just has spaghetti, but yuna has alfredo, ragu, and pesto.

alfredo, ragu, and pesto LOVE ilya.

ilya wishes. they did not.

[penandinkprincess]

ilya trying to make smalltalk and also distracted himself from the way ragu REALLY seems interested in trying to climb inside his sweater with him: david, no snakes for you?

david, having a lovely time doing this puzzle: no, none for me. i don't mind them, but snakes are just yuna's thing.

ilya, thanking a god he hasn't spoken to in years that at least there are not more snakes he doesn't know about inside this house with him: oh, that's-

david: no, for me it's just my lizards.

ilya:

[penandinkprincess]

all of david's lizards are named after desserts (so between the pasta and the sweeties, they have a balanced diet in their household), so rn he has cheesecake, timbit, bingsu, butter tart, mochi, and red velvet cupcake (junior, rip red velvet cupcake the first, gone but not forgotten)

yuna and david met at a reptile expo in college and used to joke about yuna being pregnant with a frog baby when shane got kicky in there, so shane's cutesy pet name when he was a kid was kermit

(shane lives in fear of the day ilya finds out about this because he knows it will be the only thing ilya calls him until the day he dies)

[certified-sleepy-behavior]

Mershark will who is very possessive of his chosen mate Marine biologist mack, so much so that will frequently tries to jump from the tank when ppl get too close to his mack

[chernozemm]

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

[ohgodshutit]

we should all recenter #His sturdy omega bodie

yes. #His Sturdy Load Bearing Bodie.

[unhingedratbastard]

I need to leave this country fr fr like not even joking I can’t live like this anymore

[unhingedratbastard]

Idk if I am the first person to cry while Zara Larson is playing in the background

😭Stockholm to la😭hahhahahahhaha you can be my American boy

[snoopers]

mack, separating his face from will's: can u give up, im tired of playing gay chicken

will: you are humping my dick

mack, moving his hips faster: tiredly

[shiny-limes]

the thing is about willmackville is it not only feels like it's a lot of ppls first fandom, but it specifically seems like it's a lot of ppls first time rpfing. and like i think that's the reason why there's so much doomposting abt them dating or fucking girls like. if and when they both get girlfriends i think a lot of ppl are gonna act like the world is ending because i think a lot of ppl are lost in the sauce. it's made up. geno is married and sid is basically married and people still sidgeno. dick has a girlfriend and misa recently had a girlfriend and people still samisa. mcdrai are both married but actually that's different because the four of them act like they're all married to each other but whatever. i think the girlfriend doomposting comes from ppl not having that boundary up in their mind that this is all fiction. that's the thing that lets us be free and happy to rpf and a lot of ppl on here AND CERTAINLY tiktok and twitter are lacking it

[ohgodshutit]

Will steady copping feels on Mack.. my daughter is not vile and horny but her boyfriend is

and he wants to sink his teeth in her….bad.

[tina-rocket22]

and next season when Will gets a hatty THEN what

[unhingedratbastard]

Mack gonna be on his knees on Center ice trust

[cinnnnnnamon]

Willmack walk ins are forever my favorite

[heuhehhohot]

just remembered this interesting fact from national geographic that sharks have two penises... do with that what you WILL

[certified-sleepy-behavior]

MERSHARK WILL AND THE MARINE BIOLOGIST HE'S OBSESSED WITH DO YOU HEAR ME

[unhingedratbastard]

When the only cure for my migraines is sleep but I can’t fall asleep and it gets worst if I am not sleeping so I just sit there suffering

[unhingedratbastard]

Yall ever have a migraine that is one sided that suddenly decides to be a bitch and expand to both sides

[couthbbg]