Amy and Faith, if you haven't already gotten that one for the shipping meme.
YES! FAIMY. I always love Faimy asks. ^^ Thank you so much.
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Once they actually formally get together, for fucking ever because they are perfect together
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Took about a year, give or take? At least for Faith to realize she loved Amy (Amy figured it out like eight months in? I’d have to check the dates again sometime)
How was their first kiss? - Faith had nearly been killed by Amy’s vampire double from an alternate wishverse and Amy, who had been silently crushing on Faith hard, loses control and starts kissing her.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Amy proposes, though she takes Faith’s last name
Who is the best man/men? - Willow is Amy’s maid of honor, Buffy is Faith’s
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Tara for Amy, and oddly enough, Wesley is a ‘bridesman’ for Faith (by the time Faith and Amy get married, Faith and Wesley are a well established vitriolic best buds Slayer/Watcher team)
Who did the most planning? - Amy, being the tightly wound control freak that she is.
Who stressed the most? - Amy would say she did, but Faith stressed a lot too - she never expected to live as long as she has by this point, let alone find someone as amazing as Amy and then marry them
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. It was a fairly low-key affair, with a lot of pagan/wicca/Hecatean aspects to it, since Amy is a loyal follower sworn to Hecate
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - No one specifically not. Catherine’s dead, Amy and her dad get on great... I suppose maybe if Faith has any living extended family, not them
Sex:
Who is on top? - Faith is very much on top
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both of them
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now (though once Alicia - see below - comes along, they tone it down significantly, at least outside the bedroom)
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Usually they go for anywhere from 1-3 hours unless they’re quite tired or if they’re going for a marathon session, though Amy doesn’t have Faith’s stanima and so usually can’t do the Marathon sessions. Usually
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - I don’t know if an accidental child because Faith touched a fertility idol without knowing what it was counts as ‘natural’ (she touched it, next person she has sex with gets pregnant by her child, biology be damned, which was of course Amy, since who else would it be and then book, surprise pregnancy and 9 months later along comes Alicia Willow Anne Lehane)
How many children will they adopt? - None. Neither of them planned to be moms and while they love Alicia more then their own lives, they’d never want to do it again
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Probably Faith got stuck with it slightly more, because she stayed at home when Alicia was a baby more total, apart from when she was out patrolling
Who is the stricter parent? - Amy provides a little more structure, usually, but she’s not strict
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Faith, usually. She’s usually the fun mom, but sometimes...
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Amy
Who is the more loved parent? - Both
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Amy, but she drags Faith to them
Who cried the most at graduation? - Faith, but no one had better say a thing about that
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Amy, surprisingly, if it is something small where they’re basically held in the drunk tank or the like. Faith figures a bit of time to cool off and reflect is productive
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Amy. She’s not great at it, but she can cook the food well enough... except Deserts. Amy is queen of deserts.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Amy. Faith’ll eat anything
Who does the grocery shopping? - Amy
How often do they bake desserts? - All the goddamn time.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Salad for Amy, meat for Faith, usually, since she burns more calories slaying, and has never been a Salad fan anyway
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Faith, probably, if only because she’d beat Amy to it. Amy loves all the cliche romantic gestures, and initially, Faith basically just stole ideas from derivative romance novels and movies
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Amy
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Faith. I mean, as Alicia gets older, Faith can cook a few things passably but the few times she’s home alone with Alicia, usually they just pop a piza in the oven or whatever.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Amy, with magic
Who is really against chores? - Amy doesn’t see the point in chorse. Just magic the room clean
Who cleans up after the pets? - Alicia has to clean up after her own cat, once she she gets it.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Faith
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither really
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Amy
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Amy
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - N/A
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Mostly the major highlights.
What are their goals for the relationship? - to be happy together and eventually when Alicia comes along to raise her into a healthy much more functioning than they were as young adults, young adult.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Faith
Who plays the most pranks? - Faith
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