#fake things

[heretherebedork]

New tumblr spam just dropped.

lol

Note: This was sent to me as an e-mail screenshot in a DM claiming they had falsely reported me because someone else had the same username. I am deeply amused.

The full thing they sent.

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Why do I think YIBO-OFFICIAL and 肖战工作室 are more than dating?

Everything is fake. I wrote this for fun. Don't take it seriously

I know that are all good coincidences, but I thought that the studios were a couple. Many also believe it, but since this year I believe that the studios have married and moved to the same offices. 😏😏

1. First, their stylists are married. That time in Weibo Award Night, I clearly remember that I thought that DD was going to wear a totally different style from GG. He had that blue French boy suit, who turns into someone totally different later? Only DD.

Although I also remember that I had read a rumor about that they were going to wear similar clothes (same as in Douyin Award. Oh!! That day to the rumor of both wear similars suits)

But, afterwards they were both the same, their hair was the same style, if DD had used a white shirt instead of black they would have been totally the same (although the suits are not the same color. But, let's remember that DD was wearing a totally different look on the red carpet)

2. The work of photographers is also post-edit photos, right? Their photographers must be married too or something like that. I'm just saying, because the photos are really similar, they have to be edited and more, but they really choose that both have the same angles. (Even some poses are the same, but hey it's a coincidence as always, I only put those because they look handsome)

3. Well, here the Weibo posts agreed to combine, because they're married too? Although the posts are from different days and for different reasons 👀. Someone must know that we 🐢 have eagle eyes, so was it on purpose?

4. I just want to say that these covers are in a romantic design relationship.

The designer of this box drawing must have seen the golden letters of GG many times 🤔

Because the letters on this green box look a lot like...GG's well-wishing image for Dragon-Boat-Festival. Gold letters are in fashion now.

So everyone is dating within these little shared studios.

Except for Lele, he can split up and take care of DDGG himself.

[bootlegstuffworld]

[heretherebedork]

Okay, hear me out, Neo Trai gets a BL where he's a single dad raising his son and meets a coworker who offers babysit in an emergency and then just kind of accidentally moves in with them when he realizes how much support he needs and then their relationship just keeps building from there.

Or, or, Thailand does Our Dining Table with Neo as Minoru.

Look, I'll take anything, just give me Neo raising a child and accidentally finding a boyfriend and I'll be happy.

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Why did Yibo say that the average person should sleep for 23 years in their lifetime? I just read some pages and they only said 25, 26, 27 and 31 years. Even 33!!! But, well, Yibo's favorite numbers are 2 and 3, so I'm not surprised.

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

So, today is the anniversary of DD following GG on Weibo

And GG followed DD in 爱你 (love you) day. 👀

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Postural reflex or body reflex, occurs when the person unconsciously adopts a posture similar to yours. That is, a mirror of your posture. That would indicate affinity, strong harmony in the relationship between the couple.

Source: 综艺豆

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Yibo and Zhan in fake rumor calling the other"baba". Have sense for me cuz they're children for the other