#fandom help me

[veneracioun]

WHY IS THAT GOODTIMESWITHSCAR GUY ALL OVER MY FEED 💔 WHO IS HE

[effortlessly-unhinged]

Wait, wait, wait. As per the rules of the Zelda games' universe, there's always a Link, Always a Princess, always a Ganon or whatever (or that's how I understand it, I've only played 5 Zelda games)

But according to TotK canon, the Ganon of this game was imprisoned far below the castle for milennia, frozen in an undead state. But during those milennia, there was the Malice (also Ganon) who appeared, wrecked havoc, was imprisoned for less milennia, but still milennia, woke up, was locked up for a hundred years, and then got defeated.

Does that mean there was a period of, like, 10,000 years with TWO Ganons??? How does that work?!

Or did the Ganon soul separate from the undead body, reincarnate in a different Ganon, went and did it's Malice thing and later came back to the now-dead body under the castle, undeaded it and went back to his plan A (a.k.a. what he was doing during Rauru's time)

Or did Zelda's timey wimey shenanigans create a separate timeline, or mixed two timelines and this is a DIFFERENT Ganon? But then what about Link and Zelda's counterparts in that universe?

Is one of the Ganons a fake? Did his soul somehow split? It makes NO SENSE. Can somebody explain???

(I know the short answer is probably "Nintendo wanted to cash in on the success of BoTW so they did a Disney and pulled a sequel out of their ass" but I wanna know if there's an in-universe explanation.)

[halcyon-autumn]

Wait wait okay Kalina said “Raug Barkrock” again this episode, and then said “it’s the only name I can say” with her one moment of clarity. Presumably she CANNOT say Lydia’s name, possibly due to the effects of the Spy’s Tongue curse.

Was Lydia involved with Kalvaus? Was Bakur involved and he forbid Kalina from saying Lydia’s name so that no one could even be pointed in his direction? Lydia made a point of making everyone sandwiches the first episode - was that sinister? Was there Devil’s Honey in the food? Brennan made a point of bringing up the food trash bags with sandwiches the episode; is he trying to cue the players to remembers? It’s 5:38 am and I’m very sleepy but is this anything?

[iceclew]

What? ... I'm OK, thank's

No really, I am..

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I'm not worried, go away

[number-one-empath]

I think it’s high time the keeper fandom did this

The Ballad of Ro and Bo

By Lord Hunkyhair, the greatest man alive

(Add on please!!)

                                          Oh Ro and Bo, their love did flow

                                             Their love was overwhelming

                                              Their kisses so heartwarming

                                            Oh those ogres how they loved so

[byzantiummm]

Anyone got a good harringrove playlist I can listen to? I'm not sure where to go for that kind of stuff now that 8tracks is gone. Please message me with options!

[butteredonions]

another question:

munk or hatt?