1. Ignorance is a disease so back up asshole, I ain’t trying to catch your germs
2. “Look around, what do you see? Nothing? Yeah, cause that’s how many fucks were given!”
3. “Your hot temper makes for a great heater.”
4. “You’re the cum drop your mother should’ve swallowed.”
5. “Don’t speak please, you’re lowering this whole neighborhoods IQ.”
6. “I’m in shock, see I’m wearing a blanket.”
7. “Fallings just like falling expect with a more permanent destination in mind.”
9. “Bitch don’t kill my vibe.”
10. “Flex tape, stronger then your relationship.”
11. “Bippity Boppity back the fuck up.”
12. “If I had a dollar for every time I was called ugly I’d be broke cause bitch, I’m gorgeous.”
13. “You think you got problems with me, but baby I don’t even think about you. You mad at everything I do, but what are you up to I haven’t a clue. Cause baby you’re dead to me, how can I be dead to you? You’re looking way too obsessed.”
14. “Leave me alone you little fucker.”
15. “God this is so fucked up.”
16. “Older shits teach littler shits shit the elder shits should’ve taught them.”
17. “When we get in here don’t touch shit, don’t look at shit, don’t ask for shit, because we ain’t getting it.”
18. “Be careful who you call a child because you know what that makes you? A pedophile! And I’ll be damned if I sit here and be lectured by a pervert!”
19. “Bold of you to assume I even think.”
20. “I will destroy you on this court yard, I will ruin all that you love, slaughter your hopes and your dreams. I will rip you limb from limb and stand over your fallen corpse, and once that is all over I will laugh at your misery. I will be your demise!”
21. “You guys are pros right? Then why does it feel like I’m going against toddlers that barley knows how to walk right?!”
22. “Thanks, it’s the trauma.”
23. “You better not disrespect me because who you gonna send to check me?”
24. “After all these hands are rated E for everybody!”
25. “Speak for yourself. At least I don’t have more conversations with the memorial statue then with actually people.”
26. “I’m not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not.”
27. “I’m not really a murderer but when I play GTA 5; I turn into Jeffery Dahmer.”
28. “Being jealous is a disease, get well soon bitch.”
29. “ I know I’m handsome but having you stare at me is kind of a turn off.”
30. “No matter what it is, I always get what I want.”
31. “Cause I was born with this pretty face, so of course only pretty things can be worn by me.”
32. “ If I wanted to kill myself I will climb up your ego and jump to your IQ level.”
33. “Would you let me make a dildo of your penis?”
34. “Ya know, talk shit get hit?”
35. “Why is big birds emo son talking to me?”
36. “You know I really like confident women .”
37. “And I like men in my age group.”
38. “Run and I’ll break your legs. Attack and I’ll break your necks.”
39. “Listen there isn’t a single language on earth that has a word for how little I care. A super computer that calculates for a thousand years cannot even approach the number of fucks I do not give.”
40. “Once I find them I’ll peel their skin from off their muscles and feed it to the creatures of the forest, watching as they drink their blood like holy wine.”
41. “So let me tell you one last time so we're clear
42. You don't want to take the path you took to get here. If you pop that lip I will rock your shit. Stop playing with the fire, you are not that lit On monday you can get it! On tuesday you can get it! On wednesday you can get it! What about thursday? You can get it! On friday you can get it! On saturday you can get it! How about sunday? You can get it! And every single day you can get it.”
43. “ It’s heretopaternal superfecundation, mom had a threesome and got two mistakes instead of one.”
44. “As long as my fucks to care are flying around and no one catching them it’ll continue to be that way, no fucks given.”
45. “You must be into some kinky shit if you put your honored guest into chains and cuffs.”
46. “Mate, I’ll fucking spin your jaw.”
47. “It’s the borderline incest for me beloved.”
48. “Mhmm now apologize you fuckin goofy.”
49. “Now remember what I told you, walk straight even if you’re gay.”
50. “I can’t talk right now, I’m doing bad bitch shit.”
51. “If I hated any of you then I would’ve either killed you all off one by one or just left.”
52. “Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.”
53. “I was not born with enough middle fingers.”
54. “My depression is vicious, but this ass is delicious. Dinner is served bitch.”
55. “You wanna talk about the seatbelt rule! How about we talk about the shut the fuck up rule!”
56. “ Hippity hoppity your grave is on my property.”
57. “You speak to your mother with that mouth?”
58. “ No, but I suck your father’s off with it.”
59. “I’m sick you assholes. Baby me!”
60. “Your first orgy! I approve. Especially the tall one. He'd make an excellent consort."
61. “What did I tell you about speaking of orgies so freely in front of mortals? It's weird. Especially since you're my dad. You're not supposed to approve of these things."
62. “Ding dong the witch is dead."
63. "This drink is my weakness and she knows it. Bitch."
64. “Because they're never gonna see that coming." You say, matter of factly. "They pull back the curtain like re-re and you're like re-re yourself, motherfucker!"
65. “And then you stab them in the eye. You thought the psycho was out there? Surprise! The psycho's in here with the Olay body wash on her."
66. “Oh shit, he's trying to say something. Quick get the Speak-n-Spell!"
67. “The total number of fucks I give are equal to the number of living relatives Sasuke has.”
68. “Haven't you seen my halo, darling? I'm an angel."
69. “ Can I call you a waste of time? Because that’s what you feel like to me.”
70. “He looks like my depression in human form.”
71. “He looks like he could be my sleep paralysis demon.”
72. “If depression and anxiety had a child he would be that child.”
73. “Oh you shouldn’t talk so big it makes your height look bad.”
74. “Sucking the life out of you guys like depression on a Tuesday.”
75. “I’m lazy not stupid.”
76. “I can't be sad. It is a state of mind which is simply not accessible to me. But this doesn't mean that i am happy all the time because this emotion is suppressed, barely there. Mostly i am in a state of...resignation. Calmness. No matter what situation. I do feel getting touched. But i don't feel pain. At all. So none.”
77. “You could basically rip my eyes out and i would only feel a slight movement and a soft touch. I don't feel exhaustion. I don't feel hunger. Sometimes i forget to breathe. I mean...my body still does that automatically but...meditating can get pretty dangerous for me.”
78. “Think of it that way. Everything around us, is god. The cells. The air. Atomic bonds. Life itself. The movement of the leaves in the wind and the smell of the coffee in front of you. It is around us. In us. Something. Call it molecules. Call it Allah. Call it God. Call it Science. Gravity is god. Carbon dioxide is god. You. Are a tiny bit of god. God is just a word. Something, a word, a thought to share. A reason to life. Live itself. You don't have to be a Jew a Muslim a Buddhist a Christian or an Atheist to know, that the world around you exists. Maybe there is a Plan. Maybe there is a spiritus sancti. Maybe, there is a soul and maybe there isn't. We do not know. But we know of our world. We know of us. Maybe the cells in our body's weren't meant to mutate. Maybe they were. We do not know. But we can believe. That is the difference, between us. A believing and a none believing person. And the difference is, that there is none. We are the same. Thinking about the same, knowing and not knowing the same facts. Simply chose to call it differently."
79. “I’m not here to boost your ego Walmart Superman.”
80. “This is my ninja way.”
81. “They say I care I didn’t care when my dog died.”
82. “I really don’t think barging is the right word… strolled is a more accurate description, I think.”
83. “Of course. I’d tie them up. First I’d remove each nail and when it got inflamed, I’d dip it in salt. They screamed so loud, you have no idea. Then I start to amputate. I’d remove one finger each day, then the toes. Then the hand, then feet, moving my ways up. They wouldn’t die since I would cauterize their wounds. Then I’d play with them. I’d throw screw drivers, knifes, and needles at them. I have a terrible shot you know… or do I?”
84. “I rip their hair out with my own hands and feed it to them. I’d shove my fingers into their eyes till they pop out. The genitals are always last to go. Even if they admit in the beginning, I’d still do it. I’d then dump their bodies for the little birdies and critters to nibble at.”
85. “Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.”
86. “I don’t want you guys to think I’m some good guy cause if I got the chance I would sacrifice you all in a heartbeat.”
87. “You fuck me but won’t marry me! How does that work?!”
89. “Oh I thought you liked it wide open.”
90. “I’m the person who’s gonna cut ya dick off and glue it to ya forehead so you look like a lilting unicorn.”
91. “Who the fuck are you?”
92. “Nobody gives me butterflies anymore, just anger issues.”
94. “Mentally sick, physically thick.”
95. “Congratulations, you played yourself.”
96. “I use my tears as hand sanitizer because there’s nothing riper then depression in it’s purest form.”
97. “Always in the sun, but no ones son is ever in me.”
98. “Well if he says I am baby then I am baby. Goo goo ga ga motherfuckers.”
99. “Is this a new technique for kidnapping kids?”
100. “Cry like a little girl. Run like a slave. But when I catch that ass boy, you gonna behave.”
101. “Call me a escalator cause I always let people down.”
102. “Call me a tree cause they always picking on me.”
103. “Call me my dad cause I’m never around.”
104. “Dark humor cause even orphans gotta laugh, shopping which is weird cause I will dead wear the same shit for a month straight, laundry - it’s something about seeing the clothes and everything drown that gets me going.”
105. “They play dumb I play dumber looks like we spongebob and Patrick now.”
106. “Roses are red, Memes are neat. I wanna die, LMFAO YEET.”
107. “If you feel like the world is eating you alive that’s just proof you always looking like a snack.”
108. “I know I’m hot, but I also know I’m not a full time hot person. I’m hit when I want to be. I choose my own hours. I make my own schedule. I do freelance hotness.”
109. “You have a build a bear as a principal.”
110. “I was gonna give you that vacuum cleaner gawk gawk 6000 and this juicy wet 🐱 till you leaked outta me after painting me white on the insides but it seems you having a good night without me so anyways goodnight ☺️.”
111. “Is this social interaction because I don’t really like it.”
112. “Listen if a guy doesn't man handle me during a makeout session or during u know 😏 I'm putting him in rice or sending him back to whoever broke him 😂.”
113. “If we dated before I turnt 20 you are not an ex but a childhood friend.”
114. “Can you wipe off my favorite seat oh I meant ya face.”
115. “Guess I’ll have to stick around, gotta keep you guys alive…for my own.”
116. “I never said I was an angel. Nor am I innocent or holy like the Virgin Mary. What I am is natural and serious and as sensitive as an open nerve on an ice cube. I'm a young black sister with an unselfish heart who overdosed on love long ago. My closest friends consider me soft-spoken. Others say I have a deadly tongue. And while it's true that I have a spicy attitude like most of the ghetto girls I know, I back it up with a quick, precise, and knowledgeable mind. My memory runs. Way back and I'm inclined to remind people of the things they'd most like to forget.”
117. “My vagina just said thank you in Spanish.”
118. “I look at you and go dry, like sand.”
119. “Told you not to call him shitty, now you look like shit.”
120. “You really don’t know someone till you’ve seen them beg for mercy.”
121. “Oh how their screams make me tingle.”
122. “Your words hold no weight against mine.”
123. “Well aren’t you Sherlock fuckin’ Holmes.”
124. “Don’t you know that threats only work on those that have something to lose? If anything I count death as my blessing.”
125. “Welcome to my abortion clinic pizzeria were yesterday‘s loss is today’s sauce.”
126. “Do you know Jesus is actually black and he’s all our fathers cause we haven’t seen him in years.”
127. “Do you know all the zodiacs have their own hairstyles expect for cancers.”
128. “It means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exloded right now and killed us all.”
129. “Every day I think I’m getting closer, gonna take a bath with my fucking toaster.”
130. “Are you a race horse? Cause when I ride you’ll always finish first.”
131. “You know what sea turtles and I have in common… we both like being choked by trash.”
132. “I’m gonna sound like a Victorian peasant but please sir may I have some bread? I rather not have some of that mystery meat.”
133. “Service error 11037: Go fuck yourself :)”
134. “🔫🐝 you are beeing robbed. Only thing that’ll save you is ya number. “
135. “Sharing is caring but unfortunately I don’t care.”
136. “He likes to play catch, so I asked him can you catch these hands. He said yes so I hit the living fuck outta him. What’s the problem officer!”
137. “Do you think when humans feel butterflies in their stomachs that butterflies feel humans in their stomachs?”
138. “I keep looking behind and hope to continue forward.”
139. “I’m sorry, is our friendly banter bothering you? I know you prefer to choke your friends rather than joke-”
140. “Are we even together together or are we together like high school musical we all in this together type shit.”
141. “Oh, because I’m so scared of a slenderman clone with daddy issues, who’s also having a sexuality crisis”
142. “Bitch, your pussy smells like hotdog water. Move on.”
143. “You’re so cute…I hate it.”
144. “Look. I could be a whore, or I could be YOUR whore. Really; it’s up to you.”
145. “Oh, oh, oh my god. Choking is my main turn on.”
146. “This is my no no cube. Anything is possible if you have enough lube.”
147. “Aye baby you ever had KFC. Cause I can give you some of that Kentucky Fried Cock.”
148. “You’re not dummy thicc you’re dummy stick.”
149. “And you little stupid purple looking Barney looking bitch!”
150. “I was raised and surrounded by happiness, something you don’t know.”
151. “They put you in the streets but even the streets ain’t want you.”
152. “Remember reality is an illusion,the universe is a hologram. Buy gold, bye.”
153. “Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette.”
154. “Play stupid games, and you win stupid prizes .”
155. “Call me Ms.Water gun cause I’ll squirt you like one.”
156. “ I would say I’m like the ocean, I’m calm and peaceful and you can see my beauty on the outside but the further you dive into me you learn not everything is as it seems uptop. I’m calm yes but even calming things can be dangerous, I have my flaws the further you go in and things that are best left at the bottom of my ocean depths but do know if you are to disturb that sea level be ready to face the Consequences.”
157. “ i’m not interested in being disrespected by someone who I lowered my standards for.”
158. “Shut the fuck up before I fold your lanky ass like a chair.”
159. “Listen here, Snotball, don’t bullshit me. I’m ain’t come here for your public-pleasing fake smile. “Go polish your skills instead of sucking my dick…”
160. “ Nana whipped them highschool kiddies asses into shape that day, oh yes she did. They met they maker on them steps I tell you, now go and and play with this old timer if you dear I’ll send that ass to the pearly gates or the flaming pits below.”
161. “Let my hands speak for me, smack talk.”
162. “Why be a wallflower when you can be a Venus fly trap?”
163. “Out here living like the main character because if I’m not the main character, I’m that one bitch that go berserk.”
164. “Food is fun, food is great, food is why we celebrate!”
165. “I want my next piercing to be a bullet. In my head."
166. “Okay, rude. You have the Eminem’s hairline, but I didn’t say anything about it!”
167. “If I’m die, then I wish to go out on my own terms, for I am like none other person on this earth.”
168. “Criminal or not. Sometimes it’s nice to be wanted.”
169. “When I said I fell in love with you I lied. I fell in love with your entire existence, I would cry for you, I would kill for you, I would die for you. “
170. “Life is just a big movie, you just can’t pick your genre.”
