#fart content

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Last night my fiancé made homemade black bean and chickpea burgers plus a side of bean salad

Holy fuck we're both so gassy and it isnt just loud obnoxious farts, they stink like hell too and quite frankly I can barely stand to be in the same room as him let alone the same bed... think one of us will be sleeping in the spare room tonight!

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Omg why can’t I stop myself from eating ICE CREAM in large amounts... I am having the nastiest stinkiest foulest gas and I’m borderline considering taking a 7 hour walk outside so I don’t stink up my apartment with these ABOMINATIONS!!!!!!!! First I had a couple scoops of chocolate chip ice cream after dinner, then I had a craving for one of those royal blizzards at DQ so I got a small one. Holy fuck. Bad decisions. My bowels are wreaking HAVOC. 

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Omg this gas is absolutely FOUL holy fuck wow I’m never eating cereal with milk again or downing a DQ blizzard. Like these farts are so nasty and wretched I feel nauseous smelling them and they are making me too warm!!!!! I might have to go outside for a walk so our whole apartment doesn’t smell like a fucking FART!!!! 

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my bf pissed me off one night before we went to bed so the next morning when he was in the shower I farted real smelly-like in the bathroom and shut the door behind me as I left and a moment later I could hear gagging noises

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well damn im just farting up a storm! yoga really does it for me! 

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what is your favorite source for fart related content and if it is not my blog how can I sway you