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[a1exxia]

dcn world

[reincarnatedonthefirst]

One client down, one to go and then I’m home free! 😄

First client was easy. He was a tradesmen and seeing me on his lunch break so he skipped on out after he ‘came’. He was also an easy appointment because he spent a long time trying to make me cum which allows SO much time to pass (I lay there and zoned out, trying to figure out what color cold cup I should buy for the woman who works the front desk of the hotel. She complimented me on my glitzy fake Starbucks cold cup today. As I lay there while the client struggled, I decided to just buy her the same color as mine 😂 I’ve been trying to figure out how to bribe her for months. Problem solved. 😆).

My next client has dementia, I swear. He sent a few incoherent texts after our last appointment around Thanksgiving. And he texted me 8 minutes ago to tell me he arrived… and he’s still not in the room… 🧐

Also, he wanted to take a shower when he got upstairs. Maybe he pooped himself. But he’s the client who farted in my face while I was giving him a massage during our last appointment. 😂

These old ass men. And he definitely got lost on the way into the hotel just now because he had no explanation for why it took him 8 minutes to find my room since his first text. He’s in his 60’s so he’s definitely having some mental issues. I needn’t talk shit because I’ll be in his shoes some day.

Anyway, there are now 50 minutes left to his appointment and he’s still in the shower. This will be an easy one, too. I am rich in Christ Jesus today. 🙏🏾

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